ZOMG! Rachel And Joey Banged IRL!!

The signs were there the whole time.

The Internet is about to shit all over its cat GIFs with this “Jennifer Aniston cheated on Brad Pitt with Matt LeBlanc” story until everyone realizes the source is none other than Paul LeBlanc. That would be Matt LeBlanc’s shitheel dad who Matt hasn’t spoken to in years, because — and here’s the shocker — he constantly sold stories about Matt to the tabloids. Via Hollywood Life:

“He had fun, that’s for sure,” Paul tells Star Magazine of his son’s time on Friends. “He even had a relationship with one of the girls… Jen. They would make out in the dressing rooms. He told me about it — it was when she was married to Brad Pitt.”

I’m not even going to pretend like we didn’t post this just for the keywords, but tell me that isn’t the weakest fucking gossip you’ve ever heard. You at least need to throw in one factual piece of information to hold the bullshit together, or else it falls apart immediately. I would have gone with “Yeah, they would make out and…and then he touched her boobs once! He said her nipples were cold, jagged like icicles… scarred his palms up like crazy. I still have to open Matty’s pickle jars for him!” You know what? I shouldn’t give this guy any ideas. That one might actually hold up in court.

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