The BAFTAs: Christina Hendricks & Emma Watson Is All You Need To Know

February 13th, 2012 // 4 Comments

While us silly Yanks celebrated the decline of music, jolly ol’ England spent its weekend holding something called the BAFTAs which I’ll just go ahead and say is an acronym for the British Anglo-Saxon Fez and Tiara Accolades because those limeys do love them some haberdashery. Good show! More importantly, Christina Hendricks was there and it feels like it’s been 18 years since she’s been on the site. But if red’s not doing it for you, I also included shots of Emma Watson from the complete opposite end of the spectrum. (Read: Non-curvaceous, almost boy-like frame, yet unafraid to show some nip because they aren’t three feet in diameter.)

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The Latest On How Whitney Houston Died:
Surprise! It’s Drugs

February 13th, 2012 // 20 Comments

[Ed. Note: This has to be the most awkward set of file photos to be released in the wake of Whitney's death, so of course we ran them. In a way, it's what Whitney would've wanted. Mostly because she drank a lot. - SW]

Despite early reports suggesting an accidental drowning, TMZ reports Whitney Houston‘s family have been officially informed the cause of death is drug and alcohol related which, let’s be honest, probably isn’t going to cause any of them to clutch their pearls except maybe Dionne who should’ve seen it coming:

Whitney Houston’s family was told by L.A. County Coroner officials … the singer did not die from drowning, but rather from what appears to be a combination of Xanax and other prescription drugs mixed with alcohol … this according to family sources.
We’re told Coroner’s officials informed the family there was not enough water in Whitney’s lungs to lead to the conclusion that she drowned.
Our sources say the family was told Whitney may well have died before her head became submerged.

So now that drowning’s been ruled out, I guess we can let Aquaman off the hook even though he’s still a gill-faced junkie whose half-porpoise son cries each night for a father that’s never home. In the meantime, probably my favorite Whitney story of the past 24 hours, has to be LA Times reporter Gerrick Kennedy who went on TODAY this morning and tried to act like he noticed something “off” about Whitney hours before her death. Via Mediaite: More »

Coco Isn’t The Grammys and Other News

February 13th, 2012 // 1 Comment

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- Monday Motivation to help restore the productivity that the above gallery shattered. [theCHIVE]

- Tim and Eric on morning television is magic. [Huffington Post]

- Tony Bennett thinks there are doctors around the world prescribing crack. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Lady Gaga got all dressed up for no reason. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Upton is topless. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Nicole Lee in lingerie is probably what you’re not getting for Valentine’s Day. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Erin Heatheron is what Leonardo DiCaprio gets for Valentine’s Day. [Popoholic]

- But has anyone ever compiled The 20 Hottest Photos of Erin Heatherton you ask? [Heavy]

- Matt Bomer came out of the closet. [TooFab]

- Meanwhile, The Situation fails to flat out deny gay rumors. [TMZ]

- This Wes Anderson movie supercut (set to Ja Rule by the way) is exactly why SOPA/PIPA must never become law. [FilmDrunk]

- Arianny Celeste’s Hottest Bikini Photos [Bleacher Report]

- Bruno Mars = (Elvis + James Brown) – Talent. [Just Jared]

- Michael Lohan is apparently great at something other than vagina-kicking. [IDLYITW]

- The 20 Craziest Whitney Houston Death Theories on Twitter [Celebslam]

- So ‘Foo’ has meant autotuning this whole time? I still don’t get it. [Starpulse]

- Louis C.K. pretends to not give a shit about winning a Grammy. [BuzzFeed]

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I Can Almost See Adam Levine’s Girlfriend’s Vagina And The Rest of The Grammys

February 13th, 2012 // 21 Comments

Honestly, I don’t know why I bothered posting anything else.

Here’s the rest of The 54th Annual Grammy Awards featuring a bunch of people who didn’t get their own posts and not for lacking of showing up with a dude dressed up like The Pope because you stole Lady GaGa‘s playbook while she was distracted turning her hermaphroditic pleasure center into an H.R. Giger Alien. Anyway, noticeably absent was Christina Aguilera who let’s just assume bolted for the Himalayas in search of the Yeti and its legendary super-absorbent pelt so she doesn’t slough her eggs all over another legendary singer’s funeral again. People don’t like that.

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Katy Perry Still Has Awesome Breasts And Something About A Russell Brand Song At The Grammys

February 13th, 2012 // 36 Comments
Doesn't Want Her Money
Katy Perry Super Bowl
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Despite signing her divorce papers with a smiley face and walking away with every last cent of her money, Katy Perry decided to lash out at Russell Brand anyway during her Grammys performance last night by tweaking the lyrics to her new song “Part of Me.” Us Weekly reports:

Dressed in a skintight bodysuit, wearing a cropped, punk-blue wig, a ticked-off Perry, 27, prowled across the stage as she sang lyrics like “You chewed me up and spit me out/Like I was poison in your mouth/You took my light, you drained me down…You ripped me off, your love was cheap.”

Still, an edgy Perry even tweaked the song’s lyrics to make the song even more pointed at Brand. One line originally read “You can keep the dog from me, I never liked him anyway.” For Sunday’s show, Perry sang “Keep your diamond ring/In fact, you can keep everything…Except for me.”

Keep in mind, this could all be her parents’ doing who might’ve promised to ixnay all that anti-Jew talk provided she distances herself from the godless heathen who seduced her into marriage with his Britain magic. Then again, an even simpler answer is Katy Perry’s a woman and 99%* of them are batshit crazy which I feel entirely justified saying after this Rihanna post. Go ahead and tell me I’m wrong.

(*The 1% who aren’t crazy? They read The Superficial. SWISH.)

Katy Perry’s Grammy Performance After The Jump

Rihanna Was So Lucky Chris Brown Beat Her
(Alternate Title: America Is A F-ckbox of Dumb)

February 13th, 2012 // 43 Comments

Eventually all of us are going to grow old and be forced to rely on younger generations to provide our care and generally make sure society as a whole doesn’t collapse on itself leaving nothing but a barren wasteland where the elderly will be the first to die as our limbs lack the strength and agility to hunt giant mutated rats for food. Which is why after reading this, I’ll be putting a goddamn bullet in my mouth at the first sign of pants-shitting:

25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At The Grammys [Buzzfeed]

Thanks to Dawn for making sure I was good and depressed this morning. You’re my nightingale.

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