Lindsay Lohan Playing With Big Balls and Drinking Rosé as The World Burns

Lindsay Lohan is still in Greece doing God’s work trying to come up with a way to make her big comeback. More »


Charlize Theron Will Break Her Own Teeth While Kicking Your Ass

Charlize Theron trained so hard for Atomic Blonde that she cracked a couple teeth and now her dentists are getting all the glory. More »


5th Doctor Peter Davidson Thinks Dr. Who Is Just For Boys, I Guess

I don’t usually support a 66-year-old man looking out for young boys, but this guy is being unfairly taken out of context. More »


Let’s Watch Emperor Hogbody Energize The Youth Real Quick

Trump telling a bunch of kids about how much Obama sucked, how he’ll save Christmas, and how money buys you boats n’ hoes was a blatant rip off of my dunk uncle Frank’s 2009 Thanksgiving speech. More »


If You Give Charlie Riina 138 Water She’ll Take Her Top Off

I come bearing gifts! More »


Unsolved Mysteries: What Happened to Supermodel Taylor Hill’s Butt?

Nothing says “I got really drunk and fell over last night” like a giant purple bruise on your ass. More »


Jake Paul: America’s Most Punchable Bro

The Internet creates a lot of monsters, Jake Paul is just the most guidance counselor-friendly right now. More »


Scott Disick Is Still A Real Disick Head

“You guys are crazy, I’m not addicted to sex I just mumph fumpf mumf…” – Scott Disick as he shoves his face between a stripper’s buttcheeks. More »


Eva Longoria Doing Beach Volleyball Things and Other News

Eva Longoria dispelled pregnancy rumors last month after paps pointed out her borderline hogbody at the beach by saying it was her “post-pancake bod”… BREAKING NEWS: She’s still eating pancakes. More »


I Guess Harry Styles’ Fans Are Big History Buffs Now

Christopher Nolan is pretending like he had no idea casting Harry Styles was going to bring a hive of bloodthirsty preteen girls to see his WWII movie. More »


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