September 7th, 2010 //
If you’re like me, you spent most of the weekend in a hazy fog punctuated by the occasional hamburger, so you probably missed Kanye West going on a two-hour Tweeting session Sunday morning where he finally opened up about interrupting Taylor Swift’s speech at the VMAs. Gizmodo took the time to edit the entire rant into letter form which I highly suggest you scope out if only to witness such incredible insights as “The ego is overdone… like hoodies”; “Sexy Back (in my mind) was that important, that impactful to our culture”; and of course, “Who’s seen the play Wicked? I’ve seen it 4 times!” In the meantime, I’m going to excerpt my favorite passage which (in my mind) truly captures the depths of Kanye’s emotions: More »
September 7th, 2010 //
“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
- Heidi Montag via Twitter.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
September 7th, 2010 //
After being disqualified from participating in the Haitian presidential election, Wyclef Jean has decided decorum is for chumps and started firing back at his critics while performing for Hot 97’s Reggae Trip. Most notably Sean Penn (above), who he accuses of being a cokehead because apparently “You’re not the boss of me” would’ve been too immature. Via NY Daily News: More »
September 7th, 2010 //
Seen here in Hawaii yesterday without a care in the world, Paris Hilton was apparently released on her own recognizance in less than three hours from the Clark County Detention Center following her arrest for cocaine possession last week. Turns out this is barely a fraction of the time served by normal inmates who didn’t fall out of wealthy vaginas. What are the odds? The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports: More »
September 7th, 2010 //
Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene’s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway, based on Miley’s religious upbringing and fanbase I can’t even imagine the uproar over these photos: Drinking [Ed. And/or rolling.]? Dancing? The French?! Jesus Christ. She might as well get caught smuggling Mexicans across the border to build a mosque next to Disneyland. “Aw, man, you can see it from Space Mountain. Got-dammit, Hanner Montanner! *spikes bucket of chicken*”
Photos: Fame
September 7th, 2010 //
Which has nothing do with this Australian men’s soccer team he just made friends with. Purely coincidental.
With the first case ending in a mistrial, John Travolta has decided to drop extortion charges against the paramedic who demanded $25 million from the actor in exchange for not releasing a “Refuse to Transport” document when his 16-year-old son Jett tragically died shortly after Christmas 2008, according to People: More »
September 7th, 2010 //
After receiving several complaints/suicide notes about leaving Deena Cortese, the latest Jersey Shore manbearpig, on the top of the page for the long weekend, I realized I should probably make things right as soon as possible. Granted, that thought occurred to me Saturday morning, the important thing is I got around to it when it was convenient to me. So here’s Kate Beckinsale in Mexico on Sunday where you’ll notice her body isn’t making you bleed from the eyes because it’s not a greased vessel of divine wrath. See? All better.
Photos: Flynet
September 7th, 2010
KILLERS the romantic thriller starring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher.
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