This Is Why Kim Kardashian Lied About Her Due Date

June 19th, 2013 // 2 Comments
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Kim Kardashian Fat Feet Heels Pregnant
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Right around two weeks ago, Kim Kardashian suddenly didn’t want the paparazzi taking pictures of her anymore despite that being the one thing that defines her that isn’t a sex tape. Except the obvious reason is she was the size of a house and looked exactly like a woman at the natural end of her pregnancy who could fire out a baby at any second. Which isn’t good when you’re trying to sell People magazine a story that your nameless newborn is a fragile preemie who could totally die, you guys:

Admitted June 14 due to complications, Kardashian – whom sources confirm was about 37 weeks pregnant – went into premature labor.
West, meanwhile, who’d returned from promoting his new album Yeezus in Europe just hours before, rushed to her side.

Though she’s been spending time in an incubator to regulate her body temperature, a standard course of treatment for premature babies, Baby K – whose parents have nearly decided on a name – is “doing very well,” says a hospital source.

As a precaution, Kim Kardashian has asked doctors if it’s possible to leave the child in the incubator until she’s 18. Preferably at the hospital, but she could clear out a closet if she has to. God, kids, amirite?

Photos: Splash News

John Mayer Wrote A Song About Taylor Swift

June 19th, 2013 // 5 Comments
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John Mayer threw a hissy fit when Taylor Swift wrote “Dear John’ about him because writing songs about your ex is bush league. Except at some point when he should’ve been spending every waking minute suffocating between Katy Perry‘s breasts, he decided to get Taylor back by writing his own song about her, according to women who understand song lyrics. Which makes perfect sense because it’s not like John Mayer’s ever said the following words about exactly what he’s doing:

“I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting,” he says. “I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

See? Completely different situation. Now that that’s cleared up, wait till Taylor Swift gets a load of this!

‘Paper Doll’ Video After The Jump

Clarissa Needs To Explain That Ass

June 19th, 2013 // 7 Comments

You know in Star Trek whenever the Enterprise gets attacked and there’s always that stock footage of crew members jumping around while sparks fly out of the fake computers? That’s almost exactly what it’s like here whenever something like the Kelly Brook topless pics hits. William Shatner even shows up. So in that confusion, I completely missed these surprisingly awesome Melissa Joan Hart pics even though Photo Boy put one in The Crap We Missed because women with 10 kids (rough estimate) shouldn’t look this good. Then again, I could just be nostalgic for my freshman year wallpaper: More »

‘She’s More Chris Brown Than Rihanna Now, Punchy And Evil…’

June 19th, 2013 // 9 Comments
Rihanna Attacks Fan Microphone
WATCH: Rihanna Attacks Fan With A Microphone

Here’s Rihanna performing in Birmingham yesterday where apparently her fans were getting a bit too grabby, so she beat them with a microphone. And if you’re thinking, well, she probably did it to get free, nope. She was already walking away before listening to Angel Chris Brown while Devil Chris bit her ear because nobody ever listens to him. It’ll take five minutes to drive back here and run over them with a Lambo. Five minutes.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily

Julianne Hough’s Butt Looks Awesome After Breaking Up With Ryan Seacrest And Other News

June 19th, 2013 // 3 Comments

- Courtney Stodden got a boob job and filmed the whole thing? What are the odds? [WWTDD]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t satisfied with her baby daddy only being her baby daddy in real life. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mariah Carey defines elegance and taste. [Dlisted]

- The Dark, Twisted, Sexy World of LeeAnna Vamp [theCHIVE]

- Puberty was very kind to Henry Cavill. [tooFab]

- The Drake/Chris Brown feud sounds like it should end well. [Fishwrapper]

- Spotify, iTunes, And Wikipedia List “God” As An Official Collaborator On “Yeezus” [BuzzFeed]

- Never mind, Katy Perry‘s breasts are in the new Vogue. And as a milkmaid. [Popoholic]

- Russell Brand divorced Katy Perry by text. [IDLYITW]

- The Lucy Pinder Ultimate Photo Collection [Hollywood Tuna]

- Paris Hilton heard smoking up behind the wheel did wonders for Amanda Bynes‘ career. [Celebslam]

- Jesus Christ, how many swimsuit photos did Miley Cyrus take? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Brooke Mueller is basically Lindsay Lohan now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- There’s going to be a The Amazing Spider-Man 3 and 4 already. [FilmDrunk]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 340 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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