Before we buffet you in the face with 8,000 pics from the Grammys, pre-Grammys, pre-Grammy’s brunch, the BAFTAs, Whitney Houston’s death, the pre-Whitney Houston’s death brunch and the five million other things that happened this weekend, here’s a new set of pics from Scarlett Johansson‘s day at the beach in case you missed how much cellulite she has now. And for the record, I’m neither criticizing nor condoning the presence of said cellulite. My penis and I shall remain neutral on the matter mostly because I’m pretty sure at some point I’m going to have to decide whether to keep having sex with Scarlett Johansson or take my chances finally finding someone whose shirts don’t make them look pregnant all the time. Call it a hunch.
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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.9
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get to embed videos, gifs, etc. along with voting your favorite comments up and down. You’ll feel like you’ve never truly lived.
I posted ScarJo bikini pics way past my drinking/bedtime last night. Look at them,
- The Superficial
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