Bella Thorne Is A High-Fashion Swamp Monster That We Created

Seriously, what’s up with this girl’s posture? Every picture of her partying looks like she’s just emerged from Ursula’s sea dungeon from The Little Mermaid. More »


Chris Brown Needs To Go Away Already

He’s claiming that he only resorted to beating the living hell out of Rihanna because she “tried to kick him”… UUUGGHHHH. More »


Scary Spice Dressed Up As Rhinestone ‘Mystique’ To A Thing Yesterday

Turns out Mel B was actually forced into TWO different X Factors, and that’s fine if you don’t get that reference, it stops here. More »


How Did We Miss Charlie Sheen’s 9/11 Movie? Oh… That’s Why

And the biggest turd of 2017 goes to… More »


Melissa Riso Doing Bikini Things and Other News

Also Ezekiel Elliott is a piece of shit, Paris Hilton loves your idiot money, and we finally found out what was in Tiger Woods’ RX salad. More »


Aaron Rodgers Took A Woman On A Date – She’s Famous Now

Aaron Rodgers took a woman who is not Olivia Munn on a date and now she’s interesting all of a sudden. More »


Leonardo DiCaprio Might Be Banging This Elf Now

Meet the 23-year-old model that Leo has been supposedly smashing for the past few months before she gets too old and gross for him once she makes 25. More »


Taylor Swift Wins Against Gropey McGrabbybutt

Gropey’s career in radio is officially over, but his career as a Denny’s line cook is just beginning. More »


Heidi Klum Eating Ice Cream in a Bikini and Other News

Also Katy Perry riding Orlando Bloom’s ‘bloomstick’, Kendall Jenner is definitely banging Blake Griffin, and the latest in the case of Taylor Swift vs. Gropey McGrabbybutt. More »


Mickey Rourke: If These Balls Could Talk

Fun fact: Mickey Rourke’s balls can actually speak and they sound like a grizzled woman from Ft. Lauderdale who’s smoked two packs a day since 1952. More »


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