Chrissy Teigen Quits Twitter Thanks To Death Threats From Gun Nuts

October 24th, 2014 // 1 Comment

If the Internet has proven itself to be anything these days, it’s an absolute butthouse of whiny man-children violently threatening women who dare say words about their precious toys. Only this time, it’s not about games for once, but about another beloved toy that totally isn’t dangerous, you guys, but if you say something about it, I’ll drive to your fucking house and shoot you in the face. Which is what happened to Chrissy Teigen after she made some salient points during the Ottawa shooting:

active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in america, wednesday
That’s not a joke. It is a fact.
Sorry you don’t understand that is a knock at america and our issues with gun control. No one is minimizing the Ottawa shooting.
I’m not apologizing. If you take it wrong, that is your fault.

From there, she was inundated with death threats because a gun is just a “tool” — to murder someone with if you don’t like what they’re saying. How else are you going to prove how safe they are? More »

‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Is Cancelled

October 24th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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After news broke yesterday that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star Mama June Shannon is dating her ex-boyfriend Mark McDaniels a convicted child molester who forced oral sex on an 8-year-old relative of June’s, TLC has officially cancelled the show because this guy’s trying to bang the Honey Boo Boo Child. That’s clearly the sick endgame here. I wish I was joking. TMZ reports:

TLC has shot an entire new season of episodes but will not air them. Although the show has fallen off its ratings high, we’re told it’s still very profitable, so TLC is taking a financial hit.
But the network is not turning its back on the kids, telling us, “Supporting the health and welfare of these remarkable children is our only priority. TLC is faithfully committed to the children’s ongoing comfort and well-being.” Our sources say the network will pay for tutors and counselors for the kids.

As for TLC’s faithful commitment to the children while they helped and gleefully filmed an eight-year-old routinely chug Red Bull and Mountain Dew mixed together, shut up, money. But enough about that, I need to speak frankly to Sugar Bear now: More »

Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

October 24th, 2014 // 12 Comments

- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I’m seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip]

- All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn’t enough pube pulling. [Dlisted]

- Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE]

- Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start a fight or something. [Fishwrapper]

- Unless the Joey Potter Dachshund joins Scientology and levitates, no dice. [The Frisky]

- Hel-the-fuck-lo, Denise Schaefer. [Girls In Cute Underwear]

- Jesus Christ, there’s already ANOTHER hot teacher fucking students. It’s been one day. [WWTDD]

- Don’t ask for a selfie with Anderson Cooper while he’s reporting a goddamn shooting, idiot. [Death and Taxes]

- Anne Hathaway still has big breasts. [Popoholic]

- Wait. They replaced Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk already? But I just saw him in the trailer. [tooFab]

- What’s up, Jehane Gigi Paris? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Holy hell, Genevieve Morton. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.23.14

October 23rd, 2014 // 294 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that’s kind of a sausage fest and I’m not just talking about how Seth Rogen‘s torso was made, Joe Jonas‘ new concept restaurant, or how to make Ariana Grande‘s brother’s head explode with a simple invite. Seriously, this thing is crammed full of dudes. Somebody should let Ryan Seacrest kn– and nevermind, his radar has already detected us.

For the record, today’s lead was either Crystal Hefner or Jessie J. Please allow me this consideration before accurately accusing me of being bribed with coupons for oatmeal,

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Teresa Giudice Got The ‘OITNB’ Prison, Doesn’t Want To Now

October 23rd, 2014 // 8 Comments
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Yesterday, we learned that Teresa Giudice‘s crisis manager fired her after Teresa went behind her back and filed a request to serve her time at Danbury Federal Prison in Connecticut which was the inspiration for Orange Is The New Black. And according to TMZ, she actually got approved except, just kidding, how about a nice halfway house? Jail is like Kayak.com, right? E! News reports:

E! News has learned that the Real Housewives of New Jersey star’s new attorney Stacy Ann Biancamo filed a letter to Judge Salas with the Federal Court today asking that they reconsider letting Teresa spend some of her sentence in a halfway house.
In the letter obtained by E! News, Biancamo states that she and her client “respectfully disagree” with the government’s decision to object their request that Giudice serve her time in home confinement because it’s a “substantive change to her sentence.”

Oh, did I mention Teresa was trying to get house arrest? Teresa was trying to get house arrest. But she’ll settle for a halfway house which she deserves because she has kids and farting out kids immediately makes you a golden angel who deserves special treatment. Back me up, Mama June:

“In Ms. Giudice’s case, we respectfully submit that the maximum RRC [Residential Reentry Center or halfway house] placement, as determined by the BOP, would also facilitate her return to her four young children, elderly parents, community and charitable endeavors without reducing her 15-month custodial sentence,” the letter states.

Teresa also mentioned she has a coupon and when she called earlier and spoke to a – *looks at notes* – “Cheryl,” Cheryl told her it’d be okay for her to go to a halfway house. Why would she tell her that if it wasn’t true? She then asked to speak to a manager before swatting away one of her kids. “Mommy’s busy!”

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North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

October 23rd, 2014 // 20 Comments
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The Superficial’s Theory of Kardashian, which states “Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography,” so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the humans who arrogantly ignore her bovine royalty title refer to her, says that North West will have a job at some point in her life, we can disregard that as just the cud talking. Via E! Online:

“I was saying that earlier to my friends, ‘I wonder what [North's] first job is gonna be.’ And they were like, ‘What? She’s gonna have a job?’ and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? Of course she is,’” she told the publication. “She will have to work for what she wants.”

There’s more about how Kim always had to “save up” for stuff that she wanted as a kid and trust me you guys, I’m trying really fucking hard not to make a sex worker joke about a baby here, especially in light of this horrific mess, so I’ll go with the only way this mythical job interview could possibly go: More »

Mama June Is Dating A Convicted Child Molester

October 23rd, 2014 // 65 Comments
Mama June Shannon

“Will this’n here help you catch more keeds? I love you!”

Last month, we found out that somehow Sugar Bear done cheated on Mama June (I really stop joking about all of this as you’ll see in a minute.) because if Jon Gosselin has taught us anything, it’s that reality TV is a questionable pussy goldmine. On the same token, if reality TV has taught us anything else, it’s that it’s a hotbed for the very worst of humanity because nothing brings in the ratings like pure fucking awful. TMZ reports:

Mama June is seeing someone new, but there’s a big problem … the guy just got out of prison after serving time for molesting one of June’s relatives … TMZ has learned.
The new guy is 53-year-old Mark McDaniel. He was convicted in 2004 for aggravated child molestation. Prosecutors say he molested an 8-year-old child — forcing oral sex. June was dating McDaniel at the same time he molested the child.

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‘Brazilian Candidate? Look At Me Topless In My Underwear!’

October 23rd, 2014 // 20 Comments

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was all over the place after she tweeted then untweeted an endorsement for a Brazilian presidential candidate with ties to cocaine smuggling because of course. So what quicker way to change the subject than by posting a topless photo of yourself to Instagram? Which might work if the entire Internet hasn’t seen you naked a hundred times. At least move your hair out of the way if you want me to forget about that stuff I was just saying (Brazil nuts, right?) or take a page from Courtney Stodden‘s book. Then again, I don’t think you have body for this. The fake, cartoon body.

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