So Bane’s Our President, Now What?

Because I don’t value my time or mental health I wrote a really long post about Donald Trump being our president now. My brain hurts. More »

The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.20.17

That’s our President now. The buffoon in front of Abe Lincoln double-pointing like a NASCAR champ. Sonofabitch, It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

Hilary Duff Has A New Boyfriend, This Day Can End Now

Here’s Hilary Duff with her new boyfriend because apparently watching The Dead Zone happen in real-time wasn’t enough. More »

Gee, I Wonder What ‘House of Cards’ Really Thinks About Trump

I think this House of Cards teaser is trying to tell us something. More »

Shia LaBeouf’s Art Is Going To Stop Trump? Problem Solved

Shia LaBeouf isn’t the John Connor we deserve, but he’s the John Connor we need right now. More »

Caitlyn Jenner Dancing With Trump Will Heal America Or Some Shit

Caitlyn Jenner might dance with Donald Trump at the inauguration, and then a beautiful rainbow will appear and make all the gays want to vote Republican. Just like that! More »

Good Morning, Pascal Craymer Bikini Photos, And Other News

Johnny Depp is the People’s favorite. How? [Lainey Gossip]

Did you think you were done hearing about the Clintons? [Dlisted]

Hey, that’s Ben Affleck’s boyfriend! [TMZ]

Donald Trump already has the nuclear football. My God. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »

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