Rita Ora Doing Bikini Things

It’s memorial day weekend and I’ve got mistakes to make so we’re just going to keep running with this scantly-clad celeb stalking thing… More »


Playboy’s Lindsey Pelas Lost Her Shirt

FACT: If you eat too much ‘Donkey Sauce’ in flavortown, you might leave the restaurant without a shirt. More »


Kanye Kives Kim Kauliflowers

New writer, who dis?

Come at me with more hate than my brother, Randy Cappuccino. Why? I’m bringing you the unsexiest, least exciting piece of garbage you will see today. And I vow that you will wish you had that ten seconds of your life back to continue eating Hot Cheetos and vaping. More »


Bella Hadid Is Showering On A Giant Yacht Again

Also someone drove a semi truck into the front of the Bunny Ranch (it didn’t get him laid), the Dirty Dancing remake was a heap of shit, the Dance Mom lady doesn’t realize she’s a horrible person, and more… More »


Gouge Your Eyes Out To This Rob Gronkowski Music Video

“Let’s surround Gronk with boobs and call it a day, I’ve got a thing later this afternoon…” More »


Lady Victoria Hervey Dressed Like A Creamsicle Swamp Monster

From the depths of a bog behind a Pinkberry, Lady Victoria Hervey has emerged to mate. More »


Montana Politician ‘Body-Slammed’ A Reporter Because America

KEEEEYAWWWW!!! *eagle swoops over field of boobs* More »


Victoria’s Secret Model Elsa Hosk Doing Bikini Things

What’s the deal with all the people taking pictures at this same pool that looks like the deck of the Titanic? Did Cannes Film Fest commission a paparazzi observation deck here or something? Also… TODAY’S LINKS! More »


Critics Are Saying Baywatch Sucks… Which Means It’s About to Make a Ton of Money

It’s a meat show chock-full of homophobia, dick jokes, and an ironclad money-making action plotline – of course it’s going to sell tickets, this is why they made Grown Ups 2. More »


Taylor Swift’s New Boyfriend Is Probably an Illuminati Poster Child

One day this guy is graduating college, the next he’s smashing Taylor Swift and co-starring in movies with Emma Stone and Kristen Stewart… Coincidence? I THINK NOT! More »


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