BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos

December 26th, 2014 // 18 Comments
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Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

MARCH

Unlike The Fappening, these “leaked” Jennette McCurdy photos weren’t greeted with lawsuits and FBI investigations, but instead were allowed to be disseminated across the Internet because I’m guessing somebody knew Sam & Cat was about to be cancelled, and they weren’t going to degrade themselves by turning into a spoiled diva who makes people carry her like a baby. You took the high road, Jennette. You took the high road.

Posted: 3.3.14

Original Post: Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Selfies Leaked Online

BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

December 26th, 2014 // 12 Comments
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FEBRUARY

Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz Tour in Vancouver which would eventually become a worldwide epidemic on par with the Ebola virus. Except the Ebola virus can be actually cured whereas most people will remember Miley Cyrus rubbing her chipmunk vagina on a giant inflatable penis until the day they die. That shit’s with you forever, and there’s nothing modern pharmaceuticals can do to help. I ran clinical trials.

Posted: 2.17.14

Original Post: Happy President’s Day! It’s Miley Cyrus Blowing A Dude In A Bill Clinton Mask

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BEST OF 2014: Courtney Stodden Plays The Field

December 26th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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JANUARY

Late last year, Courtney Stodden pretended to be single before eventually realizing nobody cares about anything except her breasts and admitting she was still with Doug Hutchison the whole time. Which is also a move that Heidi and Spencer tried to pull off, so I’m assuming it’s in the instruction manual for every new pair of cartoon breasts. “Your Laughably Large Tits And You – Chapter 1: Faking A Divorce For Even More Attention Even Though Your Nipples Are Visible From Space.”

Posted: 1.31.14

Original Post: Courtney Stodden’s Implants Are Playing The Field

Photos: Coleman-Rayner

Happy Holidays, Everybody!

December 24th, 2014 // 86 Comments

Alright, folks, it’s that time of the year again. We’ll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the tag, so don’t say I didn’t get you anything.) In the meantime, you can check out our fine quality link partners below or force yourself to endure the company of others in a cramped, familial setting. The choice is yours, but I should warn you that the last one has a 72% chance of hallucinating a talking rabbit that tells you to get a gun. His name is Jeffy, and he likes meatballs. Tell him I said “hi.”

Happy Holidays!

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.23.14

December 23rd, 2014 // 278 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which might be your last one before Christmas since it was basically nothing, or pics like Orlando Bloom holding a watermelon and Jim Belushi on a Vespa. Yes, of course, it has butts, but I’m not going to lie, I sort of wish this gallery was never born. George Hamilton knows what I’m talking about.

Shit, almost forgot. Eat a stocking full of dicks, Dan Bilzerian,

- Photo Boy

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Sony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ Now

December 23rd, 2014 // 14 Comments
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“What? Like you didn’t know this was a dicknose.”

As more and more people start to realize there’s no fucking way North Korea could’ve hacked Sony and signs pointing to an inside job, it behooves Sony to get out of this shit as quickly as possible before someone starts calling for senate hearings on marketing stunts. So, surprise, The Interview will now be released in select theaters and VOD on Christmas Day. USA? Via THR:

Sony is telling theaters that it will also offer the movie simultaneously on VOD, a knowledgeable source tells The Hollywood Reporter. It is not clear what platform the studio will use to offer the movie as video on demand. That move is likely to further alienate the larger chains that insist that when movies are released theatrically there shouldn’t be simultaneous VOD releases.
“We have never given up on releasing The Interview and we’re excited our movie will be in a number of theaters on Christmas Day,” said Michael Lynton, chairman and CEO of Sony Entertainment, in a statement on Tuesday. “At the same time, we are continuing our efforts to secure more platforms and more theaters so that this movie reaches the largest possible audience.”

Well, that ended predictably. Can I stop giving a shit about it now? Because I honestly checked out after the Bill Cosby post. I wrote about Jay Leno for God’s sake. Jay Leno. And people called these hackers the terrorists.

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Jay Leno Did Something Funny. WE’RE ALL DEAD!

December 23rd, 2014 // 18 Comments
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WATCH: Jay Leno Disses 'Bachelorette' Trista Sutter

Jay Leno gets a ton of shit from comedians, and rightfully so, but if he sat around trashing terrible The Tonight Show guests, I’d watch every goddamn second of it until my neighbors called the cops because of the smell. So here he is talking to Craig Ferguson about The Bachelorette star Trista Sutter who he was so bored to tears interviewing, he forgot who she was when he saw her again the same exact day which made me laugh because of Jay Leno. In related news, the seas have turned red with blood as chaos reigns upon the throne of this world. May your weeping fuel the Dark Master’s strength as He whips our souls into oblivion.

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Bill Cosby Raped Sammy Davis Jr.’s Girlfriend ‘Allegedly’

December 23rd, 2014 // 57 Comments
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At this point, it’d be safe to assume that anyone who had a vagina in the 70s was raped by Bill Cosby, but that would downplay the gravity of these women’s stories, and I wouldn’t want to steal Camille Cosby‘s job. So here’s Katherine McKee, a former actress, Vegas showgirl, and Sammy Davis Jr.‘s “road wife,” recalling the time Bill Cosby allegedly raped her in Detroit after asking her to drop off ribs at his hotel room before a party. NY Daily News reports:

She said Cosby, 77, ambushed her out of the blue one night after she decided to extend her stay around a Detroit gig so she could visit family. Cosby was in town too and invited her to a party on a boat, she said.
“He was a buddy. He knew I was Sammy’s girl,” she said about accepting the invitation.
McKee, now 65, said Cosby asked her to get some ribs from local hotspot Checker Bar-B-Q and then pick him up at his hotel.
“I remember I walked in the door, and he had a robe and cap on. He took the ribs from my hands and just grabbed me,” McKee said of Cosby. More »

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