The Warren Beatty Old Man Troll Bonanza A.K.A. The Oscars

In which I cover the two things you need to know about the Oscars, and no, that isn’t a joke about Salma Hayek’s boobs. (Or is it? I don’t even know anymore.) More »


Amy Adams Gets Her Own Oscars Post

Amy Adams went through some shit last night, but did you see the ending of Arrival? Sonofabitch. More »


We Lost Bill Paxton. Goddammit.

Bill Paxton died over the weekend while getting heart surgery because 2016 never ended, and there’s no escape. More »


Patrick Stewart Has A Wonderful Story About His Penis And Other News

Norman Reedus is definitely banging Diane Kruger. [Lainey Gossip]

Ryan Murphy will not make us relive the 2016 election. [Dlisted]

RIP, Judge Wapner. [TMZ]

Our president is a giant pussy. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


The AT&T Girl’s Giant Boobs Are The Crap We Missed

The AT&T girl’s boobs, the Meryl Streep wax figure that needs to be melted now, and a Mad Men reunion that’s going great for Jon Hamm. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »


Justin Trudeau’s Bubble Butt, Anyone? It’s Coming In Hot

Justin Trudeau’s butt, AH AH! It’ll save everyone of us! More »


Daniel Craig Is Probably Still James Bond If Anyone Gives A Shit

Daniel Craig is the greatest salary negotiator of all time is how I’m interpreting this. More »


Let’s Take A Breather With Kate Bock’s Swimsuit Video

Kate Bock is here to make it all better. For at least two minutes. More »


Nice Job Endorsing Trump, Caitlyn Jenner, How’s That Working Out?

You’ve done enough, Caitlyn Jenner. Go sit down. More »


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