The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.30.14

September 30th, 2014 // 208 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily post where you get to see boobies, then immediately feel better about being a pervert because at least you aren’t racist infected-cock sore Donald Sterling. It’s the best of both worlds considering your definition of best is:

adjective, superl. of good with better as compar.

1. of the highest quality, excellence, or standing:

ex.) Miley Cyrus gives the best fake blowjobs to gay backup dancers dressed as pink monkeys.

2. most advantageous, suitable, or desirable:

ex.) Hanna Davis knows it’s best to eat Derek Jeter‘s butt before asking for cab fare.

BOOM! Did I just get us unblocked from school servers, or what? looks at home page covered in pink stars Goddamnit,

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LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cropping Herself Into Family Photos Now

September 30th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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As part of her ongoing war with Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes may have taken her crazy to some next level shit by allegedly Photoshopping herself into a photo of Eddie Cibrian and his sons. Via Fishwrapper:

1 — The child immediately on LeAnn’s left looks cut in in two-thirds. Perfectly, flawlessly trimmed in two-thirds. I mean, have you ever actually even seen such a perfect silhouette blocking a Levi’s logo in your whole entire life? Probably not.
2 — Not quite sure what LeAnn’s resting her boot on, but it looks … well, being a non-Photoshop certified expert, the only terminology acceptable is “off.” Something about that floating boot looks off.
3 — We all know that LeAnn fancies herself something of a deity, but even deities cast shadows sometimes, don’t they? And I dunno about you, but I’m not seeing much of a shadow cast by LeAnn’s body anywhere, unlike that of Jake, Mason, and Eddie.

While all of that is compelling evidence, if you look close enough, I’m pretty sure the one kid (I’m not learning their names. Fuck you.) is touching LeAnn Rimes’ ass which he’d never do with Brandi Glanville, so who’s Mother of the Year now, bitch? POW.

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Michael Phelps Arrested For DUI

September 30th, 2014 // 6 Comments
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Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps was arrested this morning for DUI after driving almost 40 mph over the speed limit while almost twice the legal limit. TMZ reports:

Our sources tell us … the USA Olympic legend was pulled over around 1:40 AM in his white Land Rover. We’re told he bombed his field sobriety test … and his B.A.C. was almost twice the legal limit.
Officials just issued a statement saying Phelps was initially pulled over for going 84 in a 45 … and during the stop, the officer noticed he was hammered.

Keep in mind, Michael Phelps is really good at swimming, and since swimming is (kind of) a sport, we as a society have deemed fit to see that he receives millions of dollars so he can afford the best legal counsel and face little to no consequences for his actions. So don’t question sports or what people in sports do whenever they’re not in the place where the sports happen. It doesn’t count unless it’s sports.

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Lena Dunham Believes In Paying Artists Now

September 30th, 2014 // 18 Comments
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After being called out by the New York Times and Gawker for not paying artists to perform during a promotional tour for the book she was paid a $3.7 million advance to write on top of charging people $38 more to see her talk about it, Lena Dunham has decided okay, maybe artists should be paid for their work. Via Twitter: More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Sending Matt Damon A Bed Is Exactly How It Sounds

September 30th, 2014 // 7 Comments
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I often joke about how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a man-crazy mental patient hell-bent on doing whatever it takes to find her soulmate so she can climb into his carcass forever making them one. And that’s because it’s true and will apparently be the death of Matt Damon. Via Celebuzz:

I was reading an article, and he said this really sad thing about how all his dreams were coming true but he didn’t feel that he had a bed of his own, he was always traveling. I remember being really busy also and thinking, that’s so sad, to have all your dreams come true but not have a solid foundation. So for some reason, I though an aerobed would help that for him. In my head, I thought, He can travel with it, then it’s always his safe place. I didn’t go over it with anyone, I should’ve been like, “Hey, should I send this to Matt Damon?” and they would’ve been like, “No, you’re crazy, don’t do it!” But I didn’t, so I got the information he was in Paris, filming something, so I sent it to Paris.

Shockingly, Matt Damon never sent Jennifer Love Hewitt a “Thank You” card. However, he did ask me to deliver this message: “Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt, I changed my name to Justin Bieber and lost a bunch of weight so we can be together forever. Wanna cuddle?”

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Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Are Banging While Covered In Blood

September 30th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Here’s the video for “Animals” which features Adam Levine stalking his wife Behati Prinsloo like a hipster serial killer before banging her naked body covered in blood. It’s the sexual fantasy of any healthy marriage provided your husband wants to fuck himself even harder in a meat locker which is also the vibe I got from this. “Yeah, yeah, what’s her face’s naked, but did you see how much I want me? Fucking hot, right?”

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The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back

September 30th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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I gave Amanda Bynes‘ parents a lot of shit about their conservatorship because they seemed to be more concerned about her money and a little too quick to blame everything on weed instead of admitting she has a severe mental illness. However, to their credit, they did manage to keep her under wraps without a single driveway being exploded or reports of a Rolling Bong of Death terrorizing downtown. Except the conservatorship ended earlier this month and it took her all of three weeks to get arrested for DUI, so before I go any further, GET OUT OF THE ROAD. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes was arrested in Los Angeles Sunday after cops determined she was driving under the influence … and our law enforcement sources say she was on a STIMULANT … but we’re told she has also developed a serious weed problem … again.
Here’s what we know — Bynes was driving a Mercedes in the San Fernando Valley when she stopped in the middle of an intersection on Van Nuys Blvd.

We’re told Amanda has moved out of her parents home and is now living in an Orange County apartment. We’re told she has been smoking weed for weeks and things are bad again.

According to TMZ, Amanda was high on Adderall and from the sound of things, keeping her shit together for the past year had to be a goddamn chore because her parents basically let the conservatorship expire and are convincing themselves she’s all better now: More »

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

September 30th, 2014 // 5 Comments

- Apparently Brad Pitt loves Shia LaBeouf. [Lainey Gossip]

- Those Amy’s Baking Company crazies are trying to stab people now. [Dlisted]

- Sideboob: Ain’t nothing wrong with that. [theCHIVE]

- Annie Lennox just took a shot at Beyonce. [Fishwrapper]

- David Hasselhoff just redeemed himself for letting Justin Bieber ride in KITT. [The Mighty]

- Yes, let’s get mad about porn emails and not that half of my state is being fracked to shit. [The Frisky]

- An 11-year-old got shot while clubbing because Florida. [WWTDD]

- Robert Pattinson‘s new girlfriend is turning Twihards into racists. [Death and Taxes]

- Goddamn, Arianny Celeste… [Popoholic]

- Kendall Jenner‘s underboob, anyone? [tooFab]

- The #IAmARepublican campaign is backfiring spectacularly. [The Daily Banter]

- Bryana Holly looks fun. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nicki Minaj has way bigger tits. Shenanigans! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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