Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which has Scout, Tallulah, and Rumer, so it’s got more Willis than a Chinese phone book if I’m reading this 101 Catskills Jokes book correctly. Was that racist? If not, then the immediate thought of Captain Black Sparrow popping in my head when at the sight of this Dennis Rodman pic sure is and I don’t know how to feel about that. Quick, everyone look at Nicki Minaj‘s huge fake breasts! They’re black and they arouse me!
I’ve dug myself into an inescapable hole here, haven’t I?
- Photo Boy