Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

October 30th, 2014 // 4 Comments

Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus‘ cleavage, here she is at last night’s amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out of a bleach bottle. People could hardly believe it.

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Stephen Colbert Took On #GamerGate

October 30th, 2014 // 10 Comments
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As some of you might’ve noticed, the Edit feature is no longer available in the comments which is all thanks to #GamerGaters and their inability to gracefully lose an argument without exploiting flaws to change other users’ comments. So to celebrate that momentous turn of events, here’s Stephen Colbert joining the month-long debunking of the wiener children’s temper tantrum over “ethics in video game journalism.” And if you’re wondering what the hell that even means, it’s a cry to go back to when gaming sites were basically the PR arm of game studios who blew their audience instead of telling them to grow the fuck up when they turn into violent shitheads. On top of that, Team Journalism here thinks the real corruption is coming from small, independent game developers with virtually zero resources, and not, oh I dunno, the publishers of AAA titles with vast marketing budgets who trot out the same shit over and over again. You guys really Edward R. Murrow‘d the fuck out of that one. Well played.

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Good Morning, Cassie Cardelle, And Other News

October 30th, 2014 // 2 Comments

- How long was Katie Holmes in that reeducation trailer? It’s time to start asking. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amanda Bynes parents got another conservatorship. Try not to fuck it up this time. [Dlisted]

- Redheads Are Really Bringing The Love This Week [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville bashes everyone on Real Housewives. [tooFAB]

- Lactating breasts are weapons now. This is how the Germans will defeat us. [The Frisky]

- Goddamn, Xenia Deli… [WWTDD]

- Duck Dynasty: “People didn’t agree with us! It’s Nazi Germany again!” [Death and Taxes]

- Nina Agdal in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Dean McDermott is still a shitbag. [Fishwrapper]

- Alyssa Barbara is the hottest Canadian. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sara Malakul does Thai Playboy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.29.14

October 29th, 2014 // 287 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could only find this one pic of Emily Ratajkowski at whatever dumb event this is, so she got relegated to TCWM. It’s an indignity she doesn’t deserve, I know, to be lumped in with the likes of Floyd Mayweather Jr. wearing women’s boots, the reanimated corpse of Tommy Lee, and Whores who whorebrush away their giant whore asses, but what was I supposed to do, leave her out?

Whoever said that, you get the fuck out of here. Or better yet, you have to wrestle Neil Patrick Harris away from this bear now. That’s your penance,

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No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence

October 29th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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The very second Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up, it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out it probably had to do with the woman he’s technically still married to who also has a giant ego that’s about to get her face baked into a quiche. So let’s get this other with. Via Radar:

Gwyneth always pressured Chris to spend more time with Apple and Moses,” the source revealed. “The kids would constantly call Chris when he was with Jennifer, and whatever they were doing would have to come to a standstill. There was always the expectation from Gwyneth that Chris should spend even more time with the kids.”

Having the kids call while they’re trying to fuck? Quintessential GOOP. And just in case you think this is all bullshit, here’s fucking PEOPLE magazine entering the fray which is a pretty good sign that Jennifer Lawrence’s publicist has orders to kill:

Another insider confirms that it was Lawrence who ended the relationship – for a couple of reasons.
“She broke it off with Chris,” the insider says. “She was tired of the spotlight on their relationship and she also thought that Chris and Gwyneth were a little too close for comfort. It was an odd situation for her.”

When reached for comment, Chris Martin responded, “The children! Oh my, the children. I love the children so much. (She sewed a bomb into my head.) They’re such beautiful British children who I would never, ever give fast food to. (If you fashion a crude lead helmet, she can’t detonate it.) I just want to be with them all the time and never nubile, young actresses with their pornographic tendencies. What a silly sort. (Quickly, man!)”

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And Now Wacky Hijinks With The Avengers

October 29th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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For a change of scenery after two posts about how fucked we are as a society, here’s the extra footage from The Avengers: Age of Ultron that Marvel scrambled together for last night’s Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. after the full trailer leaked last week leaving with them nothing to trick people into watching the show with. Except you’ll notice it’s literally just an extra scene tacked onto the front of the trailer you already saw, but it does have the hilarious subtext of how hard it would be to jerk Thor off. Unless you’re Captain America who apparently stands the greatest chance which, let me tell you, does not go unnoticed by Thor. He’s all like, “Whaaaa? Maintain, maintain. — Those arms though.” (This is how Fifty Shades of Grey got started isn’t it? Goddammit.)

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Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

October 29th, 2014 // 51 Comments
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Once you’ve written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here’s Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight face. Although, it’s not like she could move it if she wanted to. Via Gossip Cop:

Speaking at the Re/Code Code Mobile conference on Monday, the reality star complained that her success is viewed as inferior to that of other celebrities.
Kardashian was first asked why people don’t take her seriously. She replied, “That is a question that sometimes I get frustrated with. I pride myself in my work ethic and I work really hard.”
Kardashian went on, “I think sometimes that when people hear that I might have gotten success off of a ‘reality show,’ they take that as a negative. We’re filming our tenth season. We’ve had nine seasons of spinoffs. We have more episodes than ‘I Love Lucy.’ We have so many milestones that people don’t think about.” She further declared, “I don’t think reality TV gets the respect it deserves.”

I Love Lucy was a scripted show that required brilliant writing and equally brilliant actors to pull of the comedic timing just right which is why it’s regarded as one of the most beloved timeless classics in TV history. Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a show where vapid, wealthy shitheads go shopping while cameras follow them around. And sometimes they eat salad. That’s basically it. As for the respect it deserves, you’re in the same genre as vagina clown cars, the cults that fly out of them, and walrus swamp people who let pedophiles near their kids. You just happen to be the fancier freak show, and I’m only saying that because the whole child molester thing really lowered the bar here. You couldn’t have picked a better time to pull this.

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Mama June’s Daughter Was Molested In Front Of Her Other Daughter

October 29th, 2014 // 81 Comments
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With each passing day, the Mama June dating a convicted child molester who raped her own daughter situation keeps getting soul-crushingly worse even with child protective services involved who probably can’t do shit. And now Radar has released the full incident report from Mark McDaniel‘s sexual abuse of June’s daughter Anna (Chickadee) which apparently included him forcing her three-year-old sister Pumpkin to watch which is where I stopped reading because fuck all that. You can read the full report yourself if you’re so inclined, some of which even Radar wouldn’t reprint, but you’d think that there’s already more than enough god awful here to realize this woman is a goddamn monster – not a fat joke – for letting this guy come back around. (Even sadder, Pumpkin seems to be on her mother’s side.) In the meantime, here’s the bare minimum TLC can do to atone for this horseshit: More »

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