Right around two weeks ago, Kim Kardashian suddenly didn’t want the paparazzi taking pictures of her anymore despite that being the one thing that defines her that isn’t a sex tape. Except the obvious reason is she was the size of a house and looked exactly like a woman at the natural end of her pregnancy who could fire out a baby at any second. Which isn’t good when you’re trying to sell People magazine a story that your nameless newborn is a fragile preemie who could totally die, you guys:
Admitted June 14 due to complications, Kardashian – whom sources confirm was about 37 weeks pregnant – went into premature labor.
West, meanwhile, who’d returned from promoting his new album Yeezus in Europe just hours before, rushed to her side.
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Though she’s been spending time in an incubator to regulate her body temperature, a standard course of treatment for premature babies, Baby K – whose parents have nearly decided on a name – is “doing very well,” says a hospital source.
As a precaution, Kim Kardashian has asked doctors if it’s possible to leave the child in the incubator until she’s 18. Preferably at the hospital, but she could clear out a closet if she has to. God, kids, amirite?
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