AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

November 24th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing “Booty” for the AMAs because it’s a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another “family show” designed to promote Disney’s Marvel universe, I watched a man murder a woman before carving alien hieroglyphics into her corpse. Then again, you couldn’t see her sex parts, so gather around, children! Anyway, here’s JLo and Iggy defying said warnings and touching butts which did not send humanity plunging into darkness. However, if Kim Kardashian’s ass had rolled in and touched their connected butts, we’d all be speaking a strange dialect and harvesting cloud gems to power intergalactic space elevators. I have foreseen it.

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AMAs: Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

November 24th, 2014 // 4 Comments

I wasn’t joking about gunning through these, so here’s Selena Gomez at the AMAs where she wore a braless dress and cry-sang about Justin Bieber because 22-year-olds are dumb. Congratulations, you are now the foremost expert on all things Selena Gomez and may now demand the severed, gilded hands of your co-workers’ children as tribute. Or an omelet bar. Whatever you people do in offices. I don’t have all day for this.

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AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

November 24th, 2014 // 13 Comments

Full Disclosure: I’ve got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I’m literally just throwing AMA pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I’ll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and Khloe after Bleona Qereti and immediately regret it. More importantly, Kylie flashed her nipple during E!’s red carpet coverage because Kris Jenner‘s Internet game is strong, but I’m going to stick to just linking it because I can already see Chris Hansen hiding inside my coffee mug even though Miley Cyrus‘ vagina taught us in 2010 that that shit’s entirely legal. What now, Hansen? – *takes sip of coffee, gets punched in the tongue* – Dammit! It was that. That’s what’s now.

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AMAs: What The Hell Is A Bleona Qereti?

November 24th, 2014 // 12 Comments

According to Wikipedia, Bleona Qereti is the “Madonna of Albania” and a reality TV person on Bravo’s Euros of Hollywood. I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information, but let the record show that I tried to get to know a woman first before yelling, “You sure got nice bewbs!” inevitably making her mine and mine alone forever. I’m growing as a person.

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‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

November 24th, 2014 // 1 Comment
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- Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! [Lainey Gossip]

- LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: “Why don’t you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!” [Fishwrapper]

- Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. [Dlisted]

- Fingers Crossed, Our Night Ends With Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- Why aren’t victims of cults (*cough* Scientology *cough*) treated with more respect? [The Frisky]

- Jose Canseco‘s finger didn’t really fall off. This world is a lie. [WWTDD]

- Texas schoolbooks: Moses invented democracy. Yup. [Death and Taxes]

- Xenia Deli in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of The Week [Celebslam]

- Good God, Anna-Christina Schwartz. [Hollywood Tuna]

- That is definitely Christina Milian‘s nipple. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

November 23rd, 2014 // 27 Comments

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried beneath AMA red carpet photos, or worse, the eight million stories flying out of Bill Cosby‘s Jell-O raping pop. That guy’s done enough shit to women – “allegedly.” He’s good for a while.

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

November 21st, 2014 // 268 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I’m re-looking at that link and noticing that she’s hasn’t actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we’ve still got miles to go here. As for today’s TCWM, it’s almost exclusively women in various forms of undress, which to be honest isn’t really easy for me to mock. Chris Pine‘s coke smile? Sure, I can go all day with that, but Luci Ford‘s Instagram? No hate for that at all.

Seriously, I’m ending on a kind word, now please get the hell away from me before I bring up Kelly Clarks– DAMNIT!

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The Bill Cosby Shitstorm With Special Guests Glenn Beck & Donald Trump

November 21st, 2014 // 128 Comments
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And now for today’s onslaught of Bill Cosby news which brings two more accusers on top of yesterday’s Therese Serignese and Lou Ferrigno’s wife Carla for a grand total of four woman in the past 24 hours and presumably more the second I hit “Publish.” But before I begin, let’s reiterate what we know about Bill Cosby’s alleged M.O. just from the lawsuit that included 13 accusers who came forward to support Andrea Constand‘s civil suit after prosecutors decided to not go forward with criminal charges. Or if you ask shitbags in our comments, she skipped the police and sued him for money like a whore while all the other whores jumped on for whore money because where were they during the criminal investigation they had no idea was happening, those whores? But I digress: More »

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