Happy Holidays, Everybody!

December 24th, 2014 // 83 Comments

Alright, folks, it’s that time of the year again. We’ll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the tag, so don’t say I didn’t get you anything.) In the meantime, you can check out our fine quality link partners below or force yourself to endure the company of others in a cramped, familial setting. The choice is yours, but I should warn you that the last one has a 72% chance of hallucinating a talking rabbit that tells you to get a gun. His name is Jeffy, and he likes meatballs. Tell him I said “hi.”

Happy Holidays!

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.23.14

December 23rd, 2014 // 276 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which might be your last one before Christmas since it was basically nothing, or pics like Orlando Bloom holding a watermelon and Jim Belushi on a Vespa. Yes, of course, it has butts, but I’m not going to lie, I sort of wish this gallery was never born. George Hamilton knows what I’m talking about.

Shit, almost forgot. Eat a stocking full of dicks, Dan Bilzerian,

- Photo Boy

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Sony Is Releasing ‘The Interview’ Now

December 23rd, 2014 // 14 Comments
The Interview
'Hollywood's All Pussies'
George Clooney
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“What? Like you didn’t know this was a dicknose.”

As more and more people start to realize there’s no fucking way North Korea could’ve hacked Sony and signs pointing to an inside job, it behooves Sony to get out of this shit as quickly as possible before someone starts calling for senate hearings on marketing stunts. So, surprise, The Interview will now be released in select theaters and VOD on Christmas Day. USA? Via THR:

Sony is telling theaters that it will also offer the movie simultaneously on VOD, a knowledgeable source tells The Hollywood Reporter. It is not clear what platform the studio will use to offer the movie as video on demand. That move is likely to further alienate the larger chains that insist that when movies are released theatrically there shouldn’t be simultaneous VOD releases.
“We have never given up on releasing The Interview and we’re excited our movie will be in a number of theaters on Christmas Day,” said Michael Lynton, chairman and CEO of Sony Entertainment, in a statement on Tuesday. “At the same time, we are continuing our efforts to secure more platforms and more theaters so that this movie reaches the largest possible audience.”

Well, that ended predictably. Can I stop giving a shit about it now? Because I honestly checked out after the Bill Cosby post. I wrote about Jay Leno for God’s sake. Jay Leno. And people called these hackers the terrorists.

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Jay Leno Did Something Funny. WE’RE ALL DEAD!

December 23rd, 2014 // 17 Comments
Jay Leno
WATCH: Jay Leno Disses 'Bachelorette' Trista Sutter

Jay Leno gets a ton of shit from comedians, and rightfully so, but if he sat around trashing terrible The Tonight Show guests, I’d watch every goddamn second of it until my neighbors called the cops because of the smell. So here he is talking to Craig Ferguson about The Bachelorette star Trista Sutter who he was so bored to tears interviewing, he forgot who she was when he saw her again the same exact day which made me laugh because of Jay Leno. In related news, the seas have turned red with blood as chaos reigns upon the throne of this world. May your weeping fuel the Dark Master’s strength as He whips our souls into oblivion.

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Bill Cosby Raped Sammy Davis Jr.’s Girlfriend ‘Allegedly’

December 23rd, 2014 // 52 Comments
Bill Cosby
Bullshit Degree
Bill Cosby
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At this point, it’d be safe to assume that anyone who had a vagina in the 70s was raped by Bill Cosby, but that would downplay the gravity of these women’s stories, and I wouldn’t want to steal Camille Cosby‘s job. So here’s Katherine McKee, a former actress, Vegas showgirl, and Sammy Davis Jr.‘s “road wife,” recalling the time Bill Cosby allegedly raped her in Detroit after asking her to drop off ribs at his hotel room before a party. NY Daily News reports:

She said Cosby, 77, ambushed her out of the blue one night after she decided to extend her stay around a Detroit gig so she could visit family. Cosby was in town too and invited her to a party on a boat, she said.
“He was a buddy. He knew I was Sammy’s girl,” she said about accepting the invitation.
McKee, now 65, said Cosby asked her to get some ribs from local hotspot Checker Bar-B-Q and then pick him up at his hotel.
“I remember I walked in the door, and he had a robe and cap on. He took the ribs from my hands and just grabbed me,” McKee said of Cosby. More »

‘TODAY’ Cancels Amy Adams Because She Wouldn’t Talk About Sony Hack

December 23rd, 2014 // 79 Comments
Amy Adams
Classy As Fuck
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Amy Adams is a solid actress who does her best to sell the shit out of whatever movie she’s in whether it’s The Muppets or American Hustle with minimal to zero drama. She also does things like quietly give her first class seat to soldiers without fanfare. Which is why I’m going to completely buy her side of the story that TODAY producers asked her in the green room if they could question her about the Sony hack, and she politely refused because she knows nothing about it and has a movie to promote. A move that got her appearance cancelled because suddenly TODAY is a paragon of journalism. Page Six reports:

The actress was embroiled in the Sony scare when it was revealed she was paid less than her “American Hustle” co-stars, including Bradley Cooper.
Sources tell Page Six that Adams, who was booked on “Today” Monday to promote Tim Burton’s movie “Big Eyes,” was in the NBC show’s green room when she was told she would be asked to comment on the Sony hack.
A source said, “Amy said she didn’t want to contribute to the media coverage of it . . . then she was abruptly told that her interview with ‘Today’ was canceled. She was shocked and upset.”
The source added that Cooper had appeared on “Today” for his new movie “American Sniper,” but was not asked about Sony.

However, a source for the show told Page Six that Amy was “belligerent” and “reduced a young female staffer to tears” which was supposedly all caught on tape. Except when The Weinstein Company asked to see it, NBC had jackshit: More »

Kat Torres Has The Holiday Spirit And Other News

December 23rd, 2014 // 5 Comments

- When Rihanna gets bored over the holidays, she starts Instagramming. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus‘ artistic expression is golden showers now. [Fishwrapper]

- Cristiano Ronaldo‘s statue is Hamm-esque. [Dlisted]

- You Sure Do Look Good In That Ugly Christmas Sweater [theCHIVE]

- Nobody’s even trying to hide that the Darren Wilson grand jury was rigged from the jump. [The Frisky]

- Elsa Hosk is topless. [WWTDD]

- And now a kangaroo punching a drone out of the fucking sky. [Death and Taxes]

- Hilary Duff‘s in yoga pants again. [Popoholic]

- Holy Hell, Jillian Beylor… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Martha Hunt‘s bikini cameltoe. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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