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Kim Kardashian arrived in Paris this week, but according to the Daily Mail, just as soon as she got there Kanye West hopped on a plane to Milan as is his wont. Of course, it probably didn’t help that Kim showed up with cameras to film Keeping Up With The Kardashians which Radar Online reports has become entirely about her pregnancy because she’s super private now. On top of that, she brought Kris Jenner who Kanye fucking hates for selling photos behind his back if you believe this entirely believable report of him flipping out on her backstage during SNL. Via Uproxx:

West apparently learned that his girlfriend and her mother were “secretly selling images of him and Kim, behind his back” and I assume once he told someone, the immediate reaction was, “This is a surprise?” Regardless, this alleged revelation allegedly led to an alleged argument between West and his alleged future mom-in-law, and it was so bad that it would have made Justin Bieber look like the Pope.
“Kanye was an assh*le and he was being very standoffish to everyone there. Lorne Michaels will never invite him back. Backstage Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian with Kanye and his bodyguards and basically hovering over him while they scream and yell. The whole cast fled out of the way and security had to be called.
Kim was crying and Kris was basically being carried away by security. Chris Rock tried to step in but Kanye just brushed him to the side and was like ‘Man! this is nothing.’ Kris was raving and screaming the whole time and she felt bad for Kim.”

Anytime Kanye West was near Kim Kardashian, he should’ve immediately noticed he couldn’t even quietly fart in a corner without a cameraman going, “Garlic! Kanye ate garlic today!” Then again, the idiot has a ridiculous ego and probably thought these people track his every move like goddamn bloodhounds instead of being tipped off by the vampire cunt grandmother of his unborn child. So I don’t know how somebody managed to spell it out to him, but I bet it required a cartoon of Jay-Z called, “Yeezus Christ, That Bitch Is Selling Your Photos.”

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