ZOMG! Brad and Angelina Kissed!

One thing that will never cease to amaze me about this game is the way media outlets entirely lose their shit over the most insignificant of nuggets from Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie’s relationship. This time around, they were spotted kissing on a movie set in Budapest this morning which apparently means Brad and Angelina happily go home to a bed full of roses where tiny blue birds peel back the sheets for them. Because it’s not like these two are seasoned professionals in a field solely dedicated to suspending belief to sell a fictional narrative. In fact, I probably just made that up due to the intense glare of their love.

I understand poetry now!

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