One thing that will never cease to amaze me about this game is the way media outlets entirely lose their shit over the most insignificant of nuggets from Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie‘s relationship. This time around, they were spotted kissing on a movie set in Budapest this morning which apparently means Brad and Angelina happily go home to a bed full of roses where tiny blue birds peel back the sheets for them. Because it’s not like these two are seasoned professionals in a field solely dedicated to suspending belief to sell a fictional narrative. In fact, I probably just made that up due to the intense glare of their love.
I understand poetry now!
Photos: Splash News
Demi and doucheton all over..
did this post really just start out with a claim of not understanding why this post would be interesting?
why did you fucking post it then?
pageviews, einstein. thanks for your participation.
MCFeely is a know nothing no goodnick.
What a pair of phonies.
I’m must waiting for another Coco post so I can say “RELEASE THE KRAKKEN!”
True story.
oh dude, me too
To quote Daisy: FAKE!!! You can tell because the shadows are wrong. Plus you can barely make out their faces.
Brad’s hot again after his plastic surgery. She is just sucking out the hot.
Fake! you can tell it’s photoshopped because the shadows are all wrong!
This is exactly like that scene in the movie “BACK TO THE FUTURE” when Marty travels back in time and winds up in his teenage mother’s bedroom who instantly develops an incestuous crush on him and mistakes his name for “Calvin” solely because his underwear says “Calvin Klein” and she is unaware of the fashion conventions of the 1980′s.
I thought my asshole itched.
i have the cramps today. Any good home remedies?
I knew you had a uterus
“I understand poetry now” comment in article after “narrative” spiel just made me spit cheerios so far a Chilean miner caught one in his teeth!!!
I’d sooner kiss a pig.
This comment goes in both directions.
love them, love more angelina tough…
so perfect together
Good shit (the article).
I bet brad misses jen’s pussy like nothing else.
Love them
She eat’s. A diet toast
Love love love