Yup, This Sums Up Bill Clinton’s Presidency Accurately And Other News

March 5th, 2013 // 20 Comments
Bill Clinton Lady Killer

- Bill Clinton The Lady Killer [Etsy via Balloon Juice]

- It’s Charlie Hunnam‘s time to be the next big movie star even though no one knows who I’m talking about unless I say Jax from Sons of Anarchy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brendon Fraser can’t live on $205,000 a month. [Dlisted]

- Mind the gap. Always mind the gap. [theCHIVE]

- Lady GaGa‘s making gun porn now in case everyone forgot she’s Marilyn Manson with a vagina. And a penis. [TooFab]

- How no one got shot doing this will forever astound me. [BuzzFeed]

- Alessandra Ambrosio will melt you into a pile of mush. [Popoholic]

- If you see a visibly chipper Prince Charles walking about, this is why. [IDLYITW]

- There is… another… Kate Upton… [WWTDD]

- Good God, Sophie Howard… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nicole Scherzinger should wear this more often. [Celebslam]

- Victoria Justice’s 20th birthday looks fun. And legal! So even better says the guy who’s probably going to post Bella Thorne pics later. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t paid Shawn Holley yet. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Harrison Ford is in Anchorman 2 now. You read that. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. dirtdog

    Bubba!

  2. drew

    Is that ronald mcdonald in the background with the shotgun? lol Now that’s funny.

  3. elephantman

    Where’s Monica?

  4. elephantman

    HAHAHA!! His pants are unzipped! Classic!

  5. Where’s old Thunder Thighs? Maybe that’s who he’s shooting at.

  6. Ha! This picture. Monica never had a waist like that.

  7. very obviously NOT. INHALING.

  8. Sax: got it. Bimbo: got it. McDonald’s: got it. Unzipped fly: got it. Nuclear alligator: ?

  9. Like a good commie, he’s mass murdering anyone that won’t get with the program.

  10. Cock Dr

    They aren’t fat enough, but I guess the passage of so many years has put a gloss over such inconvenient truths.

  11. Dick Hell

    Best presidential portrait EVER.

  12. Dick Hell

    The Balloon Juice link included a wallpaper appropriate version.
    http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the_powerful_clenis.jpg

  13. That Bastard Tony

    If Monica were that hot I don’t think anyone would have looked at him as though he was crazy.

  14. I assume this is going up in the Clinton Memorial Library, I mean it is awesome.

  15. Why is Rumer Willis copping it?

  16. Arzach

    It’s a fake, Monica’s dress is not stained

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