- Bill Clinton The Lady Killer [Etsy via Balloon Juice]
- It’s Charlie Hunnam‘s time to be the next big movie star even though no one knows who I’m talking about unless I say Jax from Sons of Anarchy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brendon Fraser can’t live on $205,000 a month. [Dlisted]
- Mind the gap. Always mind the gap. [theCHIVE]
- Lady GaGa‘s making gun porn now in case everyone forgot she’s Marilyn Manson with a vagina. And a penis. [TooFab]
- How no one got shot doing this will forever astound me. [BuzzFeed]
- Alessandra Ambrosio will melt you into a pile of mush. [Popoholic]
- If you see a visibly chipper Prince Charles walking about, this is why. [IDLYITW]
- There is… another… Kate Upton… [WWTDD]
- Good God, Sophie Howard… [Hollywood Tuna]
- Nicole Scherzinger should wear this more often. [Celebslam]
- Victoria Justice’s 20th birthday looks fun. And legal! So even better says the guy who’s probably going to post Bella Thorne pics later. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t paid Shawn Holley yet. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Harrison Ford is in Anchorman 2 now. You read that. [FilmDrunk]
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Bubba!
Is that ronald mcdonald in the background with the shotgun? lol Now that’s funny.
It makes sense to put Ronald at the “tip of the spear” so that he can be among the first to capitalize on conquered peoples.
Where’s Monica?
HAHAHA!! His pants are unzipped! Classic!
Where’s old Thunder Thighs? Maybe that’s who he’s shooting at.
Ha! This picture. Monica never had a waist like that.
I think it’s photoshopped. Look at the shadows.
I miss Daisy.
very obviously NOT. INHALING.
Sax: got it. Bimbo: got it. McDonald’s: got it. Unzipped fly: got it. Nuclear alligator: ?
Like a good commie, he’s mass murdering anyone that won’t get with the program.
They aren’t fat enough, but I guess the passage of so many years has put a gloss over such inconvenient truths.
Best presidential portrait EVER.
The Balloon Juice link included a wallpaper appropriate version.
http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the_powerful_clenis.jpg
sweet. you can see it says “big & tasty” on clinton’s combat shotgun and it looks like he has some extra J’s strapped under his tie.
If Monica were that hot I don’t think anyone would have looked at him as though he was crazy.
I assume this is going up in the Clinton Memorial Library, I mean it is awesome.
Why is Rumer Willis copping it?
It’s a fake, Monica’s dress is not stained