You Have To Be Kidding Me…

The Superficial / February 2, 2011

Because there’s not enough strife and cause for alarm in the world these days, the stars of Jersey Shore and Teen Mom were allowed to have a “girls’ night out” in New York City yesterday, effectively forming a three-headed hydra that can only be stopped by firing a morning after pill into its heart. There were no survivors save a self-proclaimed “juicehead” who described the experience as, “like my mama’s spaghetti but all fungool’d in here,” while pointing at his leg and saying he “thinks” that’s where babies come from, but his “brudda” was always the smart one.

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