Because there’s not enough strife and cause for alarm in the world these days, the stars of Jersey Shore and Teen Mom were allowed to have a “girls’ night out” in New York City yesterday, effectively forming a three-headed hydra that can only be stopped by firing a morning after pill into its heart. There were no survivors save a self-proclaimed “juicehead” who described the experience as, “like my mama’s spaghetti but all fungool’d in here,” while pointing at his leg and saying he “thinks” that’s where babies come from, but his “brudda” was always the smart one.
Photos: INFdaily
aww sammi the insecure cunt and denna the ass licking pig. maci’s really slummin’ it these days…
Wow, 3 sluts and not one worth fucking…
What the hell is up with the middle one’s lips?
Is that the band 3NOBODIES ?
if you fuck three 3s does it count as a 9?
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd biiiiiiiigggggg tiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmeee!!!!!!!!!!
LOL..
If there was such a thing as a clusterdumbfuck, I think this would be the definition of it.
look like future ‘jersey shore’ cast members…i’d serve the far left broad my hog.
I have to admit, I’d fuck the blonde….
I have to admit i would two and the brunette on the other side.
Maci is trailer park hot.
This event calls for a spiked ball mace.
Where was Al Quaida LAST NIGHT FFS????? Ahhhlalalalalalalalalalalalala FATWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KABOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!
“Top Story, Al Quaida blew up a nightclub where Jersey Shore and Teen Mom women were having a girls night out. As a result of this bombing, relations between the United States and the Terrorist organization have improved immensely and work is now planned on blowing up the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore, the rest of the Teen Mom cast, the Kardashians, the Lohans, and anyone associated with Twilight…”
Such a glorious miracle would indeed restore my faith in humanity.
Maci used to be a hot Ginger, now a hot blonde. Still unfortunate.
Why are the real fat ones always put in the middle and standing sideways? Also, why are they always wearing skirts? Unflatter yourself as much as humanly possible for the picture on top of your body just simply being unflattering. Is it something against cameras?
No wonder crime took a dive last night in NYC. The Enforcer was in town.
What’s with the blondes eyebrow? It goes all the way down to the center of her cheek.
Could be worse, imagine if Snookie was a teen mom.
LOL. Good one.
That bitch in the middle looks like a clown with all that lipstick on. Makes me think twice about shoving my dick down her throat.
it’s so nice that two women are walking around with their pet around.
Instead of taxing the rich who help create jobs, can we tax the spoiled rich, bitchy rich, and the snobby rich who provide very little if nothing at all?
Instead of taxing the rich who help create jobs? Yes, those bush tax cuts and trickle down economics are really helping the economy. Me and the majority of americans are against the bush tax cuts. Republicans still can’t explain how they are going to pay for them. Its just adding on to the debt and repubs are always talking about cuting spending and the debt, except when it comes to there bed buddies that they lay in bed with ( big oil, wallstreet, banking).
the whole idea of a money based system is archaic. watch zeitgeist addendum (2008) its on youtube
What in the hell does any of that have to do with white trash? Come on, guys!
“Prez Bush” you may want to get through the third grade before posting here. If you’re older than a third grader, you have serious issues.
Sorry guys, I’m on the wrong site. Thought this was fox news.
why dont most women look like this after having a kid, the blonde is the teen mom and she is still a skinny bitch…even 2years later…why do most women get so fat?
Well for one thing, when you have a kid at 16 your body snaps back like a rubberband. 36, not so much.
Worst game of Eff, Marry, Kill ever.
the dude in the middle looks like my pit bull!
Rock, paper, scissors?
Rock , rock , rock
So how many of them are pregnant now?
Maci Is Hot, I would do her even if her Vajajay is not tight after giving birth
Oh Look! It’s the “Three Witches” from Shakespeare’s “Macbeth” !
I am guessing whatever they were stirring in that cauldron wasn’t a beauty potion.
that’s not even snookie, i swear. her nose, lips & skin color are completely different than usual (although the lips still look disgusting like hers do). look at another picture of her to compare
No shit, it’s not Snooki, it’s Deena.
even when it’s 20 degrees out, the middle one still finds a way to look like a whore.
no kidding around: I CAN TAKE ALL THREE OF YOU!!
(with love)
Why is Danny Devito hanging out with that Jersey Shore girl and Teen Mom?
There’s Maci teen mom. I’d know that forehead anywhere. I’d slap my cock on it if I had one. I think they’ve all had too many nights out…go home and take care of your kid you spoiled slut.
Jersey Shore…Teen Mom…new spinoff…Jersey Mom?
MTV really has to either sign off, or go back to just airing music videos.
Why we reviewing drag queen conventions now??:….
Considering she’s from teen mom, I’m super thrown off by how much she kind of looks forty. Do they do background checks for the show?
I was thinking that too.
The ugly hooker in the middle makes snooki look like a beauty queen.
woah, she makes a terrible blonde. it ages her 20 years.
Yah know….with what a dumb hooker Snookie is….at least she hasn’t gotten pregnant…..makes you wonder how many brain cells the Teen Moms have amongst them if they can ake Snookie look like the smart one.
please fucking explain to me why everyone feels the need to bash the Jersey Shore cast and teen mom’s. maci was an aswesome mom on the show and as for Sammi and Deena, they know how to have fun and got lucky enough to get paid for it because MTV has a weird sense of ‘reality’. Jesus christ people find something better to do with your lives than bash people you don’t know. Chances are you are just jealous that they get paid out the ass for doing pretty much nothing.
ewwww, that’s not a good look. she already looks dumb for getting knocked up at 16 now she’s hanging out with these retard.
oh my god thats maci i thought it was an older woman she aint looking good isnt she too young to be in a club well fame has changer her for sure fucking idiot when are they ending that programme teen mom seriously they are so stupid the whole lot of them
wow. this probably the worst site i’ve came across so far. jealous that they have money? i’m sure you are hence the reason why you trash on them for literally everything. LOL.