“You can never escape – your master.
Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
I was there!!!!!! And the Pillisbury Doughboy was screaming in terror that she was gonna eat him. As you can see he was in terror.
Does the DoughBoy giggle when it’s scared?
And her fart obviously killed the little fairy on top of the blue thing in back of her!
Which one is the Pillsbury Doughboy??? I can’t freakin tell anymore.
The DoughBoy has a big puffy penis (that Jess DID eat), and the DoughGirl had big puffy boob biscuits and a yeast infection from screwing the DoughBoy.
I was really there, at 37th street to be exact.
Look! It’s the Pillsbury Doughboobs!
Wow, totally looks like ghostbusters,
and yeah it totally looks like he is saying You will never escape me
The poor gingerbread man didn’t see it coming.
looks like someone tried to glue her lips shut………the fools! That will never work. I bet he was a goner by 38th street!
If she wore clothes a size larger, she wouldn’t look like a sausage. That coat is way to tight on her.
thank YOU!! she always looks one button pop away from unfurling….
a jacket one size bigger wouldnt have been too bad ^^
Oh parade planners, your “coincidence” in float planning has not gone unnoticed. Tee hee!
Frigging corporate horseshit! Now they are letting TWO Pillsbury Doughboys into the parade?!
Jessica’s collective gas was used to blow up many Thanksgiving Day floats. Here we see the Pillsbury Dough boy inflated after a day old taco, which was found in the folds of her neck
“Remember, the secret to looking slim is to stand next to people who are fatter than you!”
I have never seen the Pillsbury Doughboy looking so svelte…
This picture is worth a thousand words…or muffins, can’t decide.
Jessica: “Does this balloon make my ass look fat?”
Now how did we know she would be on the Pillsbury Doughboy float????
Keep the comments relevant to the post, you twat.
hahahahaha at you for cussing out a SPAM ADVERTISEMENT!!!
It’s amazing how much you can load on the back of a flatulent-bed truck.
Wow, she’s really testing the tensile strength of those buttons, huh.
When I first saw this picture I thought “Big deal, Jessica is dragging home her shopping cart after going out for groceries”.
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