‘X-Men: First Class’ Has a Trailer and Other News

EMMA FROST: So what’s your mutant power?
KEVIN BACON: I look like I’m ejaculating in my pants around topless diamond chicks.


- Jon Hamm reading a passage on buttholes. True story. [Lainey Gossip]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger will finally make the long-awaited sequel to Junior. [Popeater]

- John Travolta really wants that “Slave Recruiter of the Month” plaque. And a beeje. [Dlisted]

- Matthew McConaughey likes to toss a baby or two in here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Olivia Wilde shoots a video for Flaunt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rosamund Pike better be in the Superman reboot. All of it. [MoeJackson]

- Mila Kunis poses for a W Magazine shoot that doesn’t involve a silver rhinoceros ass. [Just Jared]

- What Rich People Get For Valentine’s Day. [BuzzFeed]

- Jamie Pressly is an ideal life partner. [Starpulse]

- Kelsey Grammer makes full transition to reality TV. [Celebslam]

- This’ll get Jessica Simpson brushing her teeth. [Bossip]

- Rihanna just gave Georgia O’Keefe a lady-boner. [TooFab]

- Firecrotches who aren’t lying jewel theives. [theCHIVE]

- Irina Shayk for your viewing pleasure. [Bleacher Report]

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