EMMA FROST: So what’s your mutant power?
KEVIN BACON: I look like I’m ejaculating in my pants around topless diamond chicks.
EMMA FROST: Groovy.
- Jon Hamm reading a passage on buttholes. True story. [Lainey Gossip]
- Arnold Schwarzenegger will finally make the long-awaited sequel to Junior. [Popeater]
- John Travolta really wants that “Slave Recruiter of the Month” plaque. And a beeje. [Dlisted]
- Matthew McConaughey likes to toss a baby or two in here. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Olivia Wilde shoots a video for Flaunt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Rosamund Pike better be in the Superman reboot. All of it. [MoeJackson]
- Mila Kunis poses for a W Magazine shoot that doesn’t involve a silver rhinoceros ass. [Just Jared]
- What Rich People Get For Valentine’s Day. [BuzzFeed]
- Jamie Pressly is an ideal life partner. [Starpulse]
- Kelsey Grammer makes full transition to reality TV. [Celebslam]
- This’ll get Jessica Simpson brushing her teeth. [Bossip]
- Rihanna just gave Georgia O’Keefe a lady-boner. [TooFab]
- Firecrotches who aren’t lying jewel theives. [theCHIVE]
- Irina Shayk for your viewing pleasure. [Bleacher Report]
Photos: Sony Pictures