‘X-Men: First Class’ Has a Trailer and Other News

February 11th, 2011 // 29 Comments

EMMA FROST: So what’s your mutant power?
KEVIN BACON: I look like I’m ejaculating in my pants around topless diamond chicks.
EMMA FROST: Groovy.

(Sold.)

- Jon Hamm reading a passage on buttholes. True story. [Lainey Gossip]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger will finally make the long-awaited sequel to Junior. [Popeater]

- John Travolta really wants that “Slave Recruiter of the Month” plaque. And a beeje. [Dlisted]

- Matthew McConaughey likes to toss a baby or two in here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Olivia Wilde shoots a video for Flaunt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rosamund Pike better be in the Superman reboot. All of it. [MoeJackson]

- Mila Kunis poses for a W Magazine shoot that doesn’t involve a silver rhinoceros ass. [Just Jared]

- What Rich People Get For Valentine’s Day. [BuzzFeed]

- Jamie Pressly is an ideal life partner. [Starpulse]

- Kelsey Grammer makes full transition to reality TV. [Celebslam]

- This’ll get Jessica Simpson brushing her teeth. [Bossip]

- Rihanna just gave Georgia O’Keefe a lady-boner. [TooFab]

- Firecrotches who aren’t lying jewel theives. [theCHIVE]

- Irina Shayk for your viewing pleasure. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Jimbo

    Nice rack

  2. Is she supposed to look like she’s covered in dried semen in this photo? If so, how did Lindsay NOT get this part???

  3. Bucky Barnes

    January looks like a Stepford wife. Not objecting, I could use a new sex robot since my vacuum cleaner appears to have a short in it…

    • Cock Dr

      Be careful BB. Emergency rooms see the end results of love affairs between man & Shop-Vac.

      • Bucky Barnes

        Do you suppose there are any YouTube vids of guys walking gingerly into the ER with oversized raincoats concealingl a Shop-Vac?

        I remember reading about a woman who got her arm stuck in a toilet while retrieving a ring. Rescue workers unbolted it from the floor and transported her and the toilet to the emergency room on THE BACK of a fire truck. I’m guessing she never made that mistake again.

  4. Just when you thought the “everything is better with Bacon” meme was over…

  5. Keyser Soze

    Apart from the semen jokes, this movie actually looks pretty interesting. Gonna have to catch it in theaters.

  6. This is what Heidi and Spencer think they look like.

  7. jojo

    Kevin Bacon is willing that brassiere off. God love him.

  8. Nice tits, my mutant power is to piss everyone on the internet the fuck off. Is that your twenty dollar bill on the floor?

  9. jumpin_j

    RE: Jamie Pressley – “Pressley reportedly owes $637,149 in unpaid taxes”. Buh… buh.. WHA??? WTF? She’s got a rockin body on a hit sitcom and she’s that F’d up? I guess she went to the Steve Martin School on how to get rich in three easy steps:
    1) Get rich
    2) Don’t pay your taxes
    3) When the tax man shows up, simply say two magic words: “I FORGOT”

    • WHITE CHOC DONUT

      I could’ve managed jamie’s money much better, and stayed with her. Seems to me there’s a bit of the pick the ahole and then expect to get to tell them what to do disease in this girl. Typical American suburban girl, wants everything, tolerates little. Oh well, enjoy poverty and smile lines on alien face.

  10. James Buchanan Barnes

    I know these movies usually blow and what not. And I probably sound nerdy asking this, but I can live with that. Why exactly was Emma frost portrayed in the crappy wolverine movie as a teen/young adult during the non flashback sequences which didn’t take place in the 60′s. Now this movie comes out and she is like in her late 20′s to early 30′s in the 1960′s. She get a nifty new time travel power I missed? These movies are all supposed to be taking place in the same universe so. Thats a pretty big continuity issue there fox. The movie will still blow regardless. But still.

  11. wim

    his favourites?
    ……………JUST DEAD BODDIES, folks!!

  12. X-Men First Class Trailer
    WoodyWoodman
    Commented on this photo:

    somehow, a sparkling january jones in a bikini makes twilight suck even harder

  13. X-Men First Class Trailer
    schism
    Commented on this photo:

    And diamond-form Emma Frost still looks terrible. You’d think they’d have learned their lesson from Origins, but – hahaha, Hollywood learning something! I can’t believe I said that.

  14. S J West

    Ah for fucks sake yet another hollywood prequel, as its the only way to make up for the shitstorm that was the first 3 movies. Why the fuck did they have the audacity to think they could pull off the middle and the end of the Xmen so easily, only to fuck it up for the rest of my cinematic life.

  15. Wai Long Peen

    Let’s hope it’s better than X-Men Origins Wolverine. That sucked shit through a paper straw.

    • Blob

      No it did not, moron. Liev Schreiber as Sabertooth was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in an X-Men movie, and Lynn Collins was hot as hell, so what are you complaining about?

    • Brooke

      What the fuck are you talking about? That movie was better than the other X-Men movies. I waited ten years for Gambit to be in a fucking movie with Wolverine, and it was worth it!

  16. Wai Long Peen

    I just watched the trailer. This movie’s gonna suck big time.

  17. X-Men First Class Trailer
    Leelou
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually I think the diamond look was BETTER in Origins. It’s kinda a hard look to pull off in reality. Its ok but I am not quite sure about the movie and some of the characters in general. Kinda an odd mix but oh well, still looks fun.

  18. X-Men First Class Trailer
    Jim Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, X-Men. Seriously, how does someone mutate/evolve into turning into diamonds, or stone, etc.? The X-Men has to have the most absurd characters and premise in comic books EVER.

  19. Brooke

    This has a Watchmen feel to it because of the older era look, and I as long as it is better than Watchmen was (I know, I know… I just didn’t like it) I am going to LOVE this.

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