I Don’t Think Jada Was The One Sleeping With Marc Anthony, You Guys

September 13th, 2011 // 46 Comments

A few weeks back, rumors spread that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were separating after he supposedly caught her having sex with Marc Anthony. Except here’s Will and Marc in Miami last night for Salsa Skeletor’s birthday, and the two couldn’t look tighter. In fact, they almost look a little too tight… get me the lyrics to “Miami!”

Party in the city where the heat is on.
All night on the beach til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami where I have sex with Marc Anthony’s penis in Dolphin’s stadium because Scientology will cover it up for me with its spacebeams

How long has that been there?! Adding, and now I feel racist for assuming “jig it out” was just something black guys said. Can we still be down, my homies?

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Disco Dave

    Well, well, well….

    • Dan

      yeah, what’s not to hate in this picture,… prime example of ppl loosing touch or well interest on what’s going on outside of their “bubble”, good for you guys, see you in hell.

  2. Lydia

    This is soo planned it’s pathetic! Wonder who payed who do do this press photo op thing

    • Venom

      Seriously, does no one pay fucking attention in school anymore?

      The word is PAID not PAYED.

      And for future reference to other idiots out there, the word DEFINITELY does not have an A in it either.
      And for the black people out there, TRYNA is not a word either.

      • AntiVenom

        I’m white and use that word especially when texting or twitter. All of my white friends do too. It’s a young thing not a black thing. Blacks don’t live anywhere near me and I don’t listen to rap so i’m not some wannabe either. Was wannabe ok? Or should it have been want to be? Hmmm.

      • Lydia

        O_O seriously, you’re gonna go after me cause i fucked up on spelling?! yes ok i spelled it wrong and already realized after seeing it, but could fix or delete. get a life

      • Venom

        Bullshit you fucked up.
        Who knows that a word is supposed to be spelled one way and spells it another?
        It is not like you can accidentally hit the wrong key and spell it the way you did.
        You are telling me you took a four letter word and made it a five letter word and changed one of the letters to two completely different letters purely by accident?

        And to the other guy, you are white and spell like a retard, I am not sure if that is something to be proud of.

      • Lydia

        it’s called thinking too many things while typing…chill out weirdo

      • kimmykimkim

        Venom, did you take your meds today?

      • Whoa whoa whoa, we aren’t here to judge Lydia for her glaring inability to learn English or AntiVenom for making it abundantly clear that he has never met a black person before *thank you very much!*, we are here to comment on some good, ol’-fashioned, extramarital homoeroticism. Priorities people! Now can somebody PLEASE tell me why Billy Corgan Jr. is sporting that absurd soul patch with that pink shirt and cardigan? They, like, totally clash.

  3. Donald Trump

    Sorry Will – it’s time to come out of the closet. Do black men all over a favor and come the hell out already. Everyone in Hollywood knows you enjoy the peen. It’s not a big deal.

  4. Donald Trump

    Oh and if you think the two guys in he background aren’t corn-holing each other – think again!

  5. Alex

    I can’t imagine the thickness of Drakkar, Afro Sheen, burritos and Alize at the stadium that evening.

    • Say What?

      Nice try, you gave a great effort to make a racist joke. The problem is, blacks don’t use those products and who the hell drinks Alize? No Afros in the pic either. You’re stuck in the 90″s

  6. HEY HICK FUCK YOU!

    By the way. Marc isn’t throwing up a gang sign. Somebody asked him how many fingers he can fit up his own asshole without lube.

  7. SIN

    That is why he joined Scientology. They endorse the man on man sex. Why else do you think John Travolta and Tom Cruise both joined?

  8. Venom

    This is beginning to make a lot more sense now….

  9. Coljack

    Awww, that’s heartwarming.

  10. So…maybe it was Jada who walked in on Marc and Will…makes a little more sense now, don’t it?

  11. Coljack

    I guess this is better than flying into a rage and killing ‘em both in cold blood…although judging by how forced the Fresh Prince’s smile is, I’d start the countdown to an OJ’ing.

    • Lydia

      nah, he’d be killing his meal ticket, her career is going very well…can’t remember the last POPULAR thing he did

  12. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    tu vieja
    Commented on this photo:

    common… you know getting in touch with wet and suety joints is part of your shock therapy… don´t be afraid… common… just touch it… lets start with your hand and we´ll move our way to the mouth…

  13. GlennTessa

    hi

  14. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the biggest douchebag!? Hard to tell.

  15. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    TheTruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, I knew it! Didn’t fool me for a second!

  16. Beer Baron

    Excellent “wiener placement” in the first photo! A jumbo hot dog right in front of D-Wade. That seals the deal, they’re all the gays.

  17. Gandalf

    Fresh Prince… you haven’t aged a day…

  18. Liberace

    Looks pretty gay to me.

  19. Rough

    So either this is a big party of lies or TMZ has a rat as a source. Which is it? I want answers before the week is over.

  20. Rough

    Or the primary source.

  21. Marc Anthony is trying so hard not to stick his tonque in between his 2 fingers. If he did, Will might not be laughing anymore.

  22. Marc Anthony: I only fucked Jada 2 times. I wuz just gettin’ jiggy wit it.

  23. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    Super
    Commented on this photo:

    “Then she said, “Marc, I’m still Jenny from the block…”
    Bhahahhhaha

  24. Anybody else notice that if you took D-Wade’s right eye and the Fresh Prince’s left eye and put them together, you’d have a black Huckleberry Hound?

  25. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    ummm, i DON’T KNOW where to start with that unfortunate face of his BUT a couple shots of Botox in his underarms may help save his shirts…..jeez!

  26. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    somethingoriginal
    Commented on this photo:

    Between this and the pictures of Jeremey Renner and Chris Evans, Tom Cruise is going to start hanging out with Elton John to appear less gay

  27. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    somethingoriginal
    Commented on this photo:

    “Guess who just made a whack jam!”

  28. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    somethingoriginal
    Commented on this photo:

    Surprise buttsex!

  29. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    somethingoriginal
    Commented on this photo:

    Tick, tick, tick BOOM

  30. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez, weren’t there any women at this thing?

  31. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Will, do these fingers smell familiar?

  32. Will Smith Marc Anthony Gay Birthday Miami
    Ha!
    Commented on this photo:

    I might be wrong, or I might just think all Cubans lok alike, but isn’t the guy with the soul patch Pitbull?

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