With only a few days left before Election Day, Gawker has strangely decided to run an anonymous account from a man claiming he was offered a one-night stand three years ago by Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell which is supposed to be shocking because of her 30-odd years of abstinence and all that anti-masturbation talk. However, my political views aside, this story recounting a drunken night on the town can almost immediately be rejected after reading the following passage:
Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.
“You’ve got to be kidding,” I said. She didn’t explain at the time that she was a “born-again virgin.” She made it seem like she’d never had sex in her life, which seemed pretty improbable for a woman her age. And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night. But there were signs that she wasn’t very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.
Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep.
Really? A completely wasted dude is presented with a consensual opportunity to have sex, yet passes on it because of some unruly public hair? Let me explain the statistical probability of that ever happening: FUCKING. ZERO. How Gawker didn’t reject this story on its face is beyond me. Not to mention, as others who more closely follow politics have pointed out, this just presented Christine O’Donnell an opportunity to, rightly, paint herself as a victim of sexism in the media which is exactly what she did this morning in a statement:
This story is just another example of the sexism and slander that female candidates are forced to deal with. From Secretary Clinton, to Governor Palin, to soon-to-be Governor Haley, Christine’s political opponents have been willing to engage in appalling and baseless attacks — all with the aim of distracting the press from covering the real issues in this race. Even the National Organization for Women gets it, but Christine’s opponent disturbingly does not. As Chris Coons said on September 16th he would not condone personal attacks against Christine. Classless Coons goons have proven yet again to have no sense of common decency or common sense with their desperate attacks to get another rubber stamp for the Obama-Pelosi-Reid agenda.”
Fortunately, she handled the situation with poise and grace once you look past the part where she dovetailed into calling her opponent’s supporters “classless Coons goons” and basically insinuated they planted this report on Obama’s orders. But, regardless, as 100% of the photos I biasedly chose prove, Christine O’Donnell might be a crazy woman trying her best to contort her body into never having an orgasm, there’s still no way in hell this story is true, or even had the semblance of sounding plausible. Unless, of course, she really does have some sort of freakishly thick pubic hair that ensnares children and small pets, but even then, beer + men = “Are we related? Not that it matters.” Every single time.
EDIT: Apparently, I’m the only one who interpreted “I plan on staying a virgin tonight,” as “This is what I always say – right before having vaginal intercourse.” The Christian ladies know what I’m talking about.
Photos: Getty
I heard they just made out and that she wouldn’t go all the way because she was saving herself for marriage.
HAR!
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow patty, you are certainly classy. you must be very popular down at the tattoo parlor.
OK, the text above is sarcasm. You are a horrible human being. sad.
are you sure that’s not rosie o’donnell???
Actually, it’s pretty probably. I know a guy that ended a relationship because a girl refused to shave, and I have been in two situations where I had to battle a mighty bush. In one, I was too sober to be a dick about it, handled my business, and got the fuck out. In the other, I was wasted, was a giant dick, and hightailed it out of there with her cussing at me like a madwoman.
shiiiittttt….I LOVE a big ol bush and it wouldnt have stopped me. And despite the pics you have here, shes a cutie. Shes no supermodel etc, but shes a cute woman…and Ill bet she loves being rimmed…mmm yum!
Its funny that a grown man in a boy scout outfit couldnt get it up unless he had a vagina that looked like an 11 yr olds.
The reason that this doesn’t automatically discount this man’s story is simple. He said that she “made it clear that she was staying a virgin that night”. He then lost interest once the underwear came off and he encountered the forest so to speak. Considering she already stated she wanted to “remain a virgin”, one can only assume that the panties came off because she was expecting him to give her Oral, and she would still technically be a (born again) virgin. Many men, faced with a situation where they clearly will not be getting laid, would take a rain check on going down on a woman with an unruly situation. It’s really not all that unbelievable.
Some pretty nice pics you got there.
# 2 is my fave.
*Probable, not probably.
I have lust in my heart for this woman…gotta admit she is cuter than any elected democrat!
You stupid fucking right wing retard. We got Sexy Sarah and now this deranged whore thanks to the lack of intelligence of the “every man”.
*slams head against wall*
I want to punch her in the face repeatedly until a dust cloud of bone fragments and red chunks appears.
the end.
“Liberal Rat” … I guarantee that she is WAY more intelligent than you. probably due to all your slamming your head against the wall.
That, or the fact that in addition to your parents being married, they are also brother and sister.
You like fat chicks who don’t trim their beaver?
Okay, to each his own…
“Any Guy”… you are one disturbingly fucked up person. I hope that you don’t ever have children!
Picture 4: I think I saw that at the LA Zoo . a clapping Seal wanting some fish! The Seal was way more cute than this THING!
I’ve gotten turned off by a chick with a bush so hairy there was lint in it. I GTFO and never looked back. So, not improbable.
Turned off by natural occurring pubic hair? Waxed pubic areas appeal to pedophiles, FYI.
Bob, you don’t date much, do you? When the last time you’ve seen a woman under 30 sporting more pubic hair than a landing strip?
Why didn’t you just fuck her in the ass.
Probably was even hairier.
Homo!
No Wookie love?
“A completely wasted dude is presented with a consensual opportunity to have sex, yet passes on it because of some unruly public hair?”
What part of ‘she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night’ did you fucking miss?
hahaha, yeah really.
But, I must say, getting that far to find a fucking mound of pubes billowing out of the liners can be quite disturbing. Actually, it’s like popping a balloon with a pin.
Speak for yourself. Public hairs are completely natural
That’s not what the article says. The writer says that HE lost interest.
It is the contradictions and nonsense in the article that we are discussing
Shut up you pervert
Great timing on the story…
Not real believable…
Politics and media really suck these days….
Agreed. But this that lefty punks’ site. He can spout whatever he/she/it wants.
There’s a word for dudes who complain about pussy, and it rhymes with maggot.
Apparently, you’ve eaten many a hairy snatch.
Straight dudes are down with shaved to out of control and everything in between. It’s in our DNA.
Or, you know, not…
Seriously, if you want to bang a chick right up until she takes her panties off, you’re a homo.
“Dodging Work” is 100% correct here.
Her “Oooh” face?
I just want to see the counter ads she runs, “I’m not a slut. I don’t have a pubic jungle. I’m not a slut.”
hahahaaha. But seriously. The “I’m not a witch” commercial was enough for me. What a fucking retard this woman is.
Nice choice of pictures. If you Google her, you’ll see that she’s not bad looking at all. Very do-able.
Au naturale wouldn’t slow me down at all.
Hope you’re ready to marry her first.
Have you seen picture of her ass? It’s a huge caboose.
Not true. I think she may have had a short time, but she is fit and trim now
So does that mean she wouldn’t mind it up the butt?
I think you’re missing the point that the story is not true.
A man who is so turned off by pubic hair that he passes on sex? That man scares me. Obviously not that interested in women.
Good Old Christine looks like Elaine Benes from Seinfeld. I wonder if she dances like her.
That’s not really an insult in the looks department. Elaine was pretty.
The “waxing” or shaving trend seems to have bypassed 90% of the women that I see in the gym locker room. And it’s been like that for 15 years. I don’t think a lot of “regular” women shave. I am apparently irregular.
You’re not irregular. MY GF goes through razors faster than I do.
As a gynecologist, I can say that 80 percent of women shave and at least half pf these shave all hair away. The remainder groom the hair into cute patterns over the mons. Be aware that shaving, instead of clipping, can lead to infections in the hair shafts that can become severe. Clipping is safer. Mynwife keeps a neat trim with clippers
Maybe he’s been dating long enough not to take part of being manipulated…And some say manipulation of another human being can be better than sex. So I’ve heard!
She has four chins in pic 1. Lovely
Too bushed to fuck? It happens…
Again, that’s not what the article says. The point is that the article as written does not make sense.
i wanna sniff her dewey bush.
I think you mean scabby…
She looks like an evil, hairless ewok.
On the other hand…did I tell you about the time I was about to get it on with Kate Beckinsale, and at the last minute I stopped because I remembered she smoked? Ya, that happened too.
First of all, this one night stand story doesn’t hold up – of course unless the anonymous person steps up and says who he us, when and where this encounter took place. Secondly, there is nothing wrong with having a bush. It’s natural. Men have bushes too and I don’t know of any who shave or wax. It would be considered too unmanly. Thirdly, don’t let the media influence your vote or someday the media will be in charge (if not already).
First of all, the guy’s identity has been revealed. His name is Dustin Dominiak. Second of all, the O’Donnell campaign has already responded and didn’t deny anything. I’m not saying don’t vote for her because of this. Don’t vote for her because she’s batshit insane. But the story does appear to be true.
She’s against masturbation, and that’s just goddamned awful.
No, some people guess that is who it might be.
Second, Christine denied it today on national radio on Sean Hannity.
During the day yesterday, Christine was busy with back to back appearances and when she was interviewed last night on Sean Hannity on Fox News at 8 PM she still did not know about it. So her campaign would not have time to sit down and ask her whether to deny it or not.
Would it be believable even if anonymous did say who he was?
I think it is pretty clear from the details that a real person who knew Christine through her boyrfriend was involved.
The fantasy part is what happened outside of the bar.
A lot of people know Christine and have a crush on her.
The rest is male fantasy.
I might believe it if the story talked about how the man pursued her, and won her over.
I might believe it if the guy was actually going out on HALLOWEEN.
Yeah right, these guys were going to stay home on Halloween. That means they would have trick or treaters coming to their door, right? It was Halloween. None of this makes sense.
And why would Christine need a place to change? Most people wear costumes on Halloween because it is Halloween. They get dressed at home and don’t care who sees them driving from home.
What kind of imbeciles would believe this story ? A: Libtards
Remember, she is not a Witch. Yeah, this dumb bitch actually stated that in a campaign ad, while retards like you sat your fat hairy asses on your food/piss/afterbirth stained sofas and cheered, “See, see, she ain’t one of those witches!” Really, who’s the ‘tard? You might want to spit your brother’s dick out of your mouth and think that one over.
Word.
I understand why you are seething with hatred …………… Nov 2 is almost here .
ANSWER: YOU ARE
what a fucking waste you are “Bow Down Assholes”!
Really. you are a loser. pathetic.
Referring to people whose political views differ from yours in a comment to a post about CHRISTINE O’DONNELL is, well, thanks to the inanities that spill from her virgin mouth every time she opens it, the name CHRISTINE O’DONNELL is synonymous with FUCKTARD.
Personally, I can’t understand why would anyone be shocked to learn that Christine was a big Bush supporter?
This comment coming from someone with direct personal experience in being a FUCKTARD.
@Lady Blah-blah Wow, your name sure is apropos.
What inanities are you referring to? Can you give us even one? Oh, there’s that thing about not being able to name the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. Wait, that was her opponent!
The funny thing is, Alice talks a lot of shit, but I can bet you she is on some form of government assistance. Most of the teabaggers are…and Alice, don’t come on here and bother to deny it. Lying is a sin.
you are a complete and utter moron “Bow Down Assholes”. I can’t help but think that your pseudonym is just your wishful thinking. you want guys to bow down… with their assholes towards you.
@Bow Down Assholes (so he can rim them)
Keep showing your ignorance. Liberals dominate the receiving end of the US welfare system and keep voting dumbocrat because those are the only people willing to keep giving them $$$$ year after year. Its why there are situations where 5 generations of families are on welfare. Keep getting free $$$ and theres no incentive to get a job.
I know thats all foreign to you, based on your completely moronic and mis-informed statement, but its nice to go over your head with something besides my cock sometimes…keep rimming sphincter boy.
O’Donnell, you might want to take those anal beads out. That will stop you from making all of those fucked up facial expressions.
sounds like you know from experience. and you are a dude! gross!
So, it is ok for men to not shave/wax, but god forbid a woman skips one wax? Thank god my man shaves too, cause I can tell you it isn’t any more pretty when a guy doesn’t, though I wouldn’t turn down sex if there was a little natural hair.
She’s a target of the media, but she created the bullseye on her chest. I don’t like seeing ridiculous stuff like this, but she brought it on herself by lying about her degree from college, about her tax lien, about her foreclosure, and her brainless opinions about things like “companies have created mice with human brains”. She’s a perfect example of the degradation of our political system; now the political machines are offering up braindead morons like her. Inexperienced, deceiptful and dishonest; yup, she’ll make the perfect politician…
If you are correct, she will fit in perfectly with the likes of Joe “Gaffe” Biden and Barack “what happened to my breathalizer… I mean my tel…uh… teleprompter” Obama.
The same kind of thing happened to me, but it was Pam Anderson and Scarlet Johannson… ;)
Almost having sex with someone IS NOT a one night stand.
That is called marriage, you idiots ;)
Ha! that is pretty funny!
inb4 self-proclaimed conservatives making statements about how “she be purdier than any democrat!” (like it matters)
nvm, somebody beat me to it.
idiots.
@ molly…
looks like youre the idiot making a post saying “inb4″ when you knew someone had already stated that shes prettier than 99% of an dumbocrats.
beg for attention much? or maybe youre just unemployed because your comedy routine sucks?
no worries, there will be plenty of unproductive, governemnt cheese eating surrender monkeys to join you in your ignorant bliss come Nov 5th…and in 2012.
U get how trimming and waxing can make it seem cleaner but WTF if your turning a girl down because of pubic hair that naturally occurs their you need to see a therapist. Pre-pubescent girls have nothing down their, your exibiting behaviors of a pedophile
I’m still on the fence about her but the ride around the block may be fun.
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Only fat retarded old fucks who haven’t gotten laid in a decade think that women shaving their pussies is weird, or that a man who desires a women to shave her pussy is a pedophile. Welcome to the 21st century fat fuck. Now get back to picking the lice off the unwashed Chewbacca snatch of your disgustingly fat, frigid, post-menopausal hairlip wife.
The proper good is having a tiny little landing strip and everything else clean. Brazilian waxing is fine every once in a while, but ingrowns are not cool. It’s good to get the laser, then keep up yourself with regular maintenance on trimming the strip.
I love me some crazy, hairy, cougar neo-con pussy, would i hit it; hell yea!
Pic 2 is totally my stencil for my pumpkin. Time to get carving!!!
Hmm… shaming a woman this way seems pretty low to me. Whatever happened to discretion? And I have no idea why her sexual morals or private options have anything to do with service in public office.
Also, what a silly man he is. Having exposed himself as a classless individual, what decent woman would want him now?
ham,
The sex change clinic in Stockholm called. All of you paperwork went through and the insurance was approved. They want to make an appointment.
I’m a woman, you genius.
Well, obviously, that is true. That does not necessarily have to do with whether any woman likes or dislikes Christine or anything else.
Any woman who goes out with is going to be CERTAIN that he is going to tell other people about their secrets. Maybe just friends. Maybe the newspaper. Maybe HER friends or HER family or HER boss. But somebody.
Also, no women want a man who trashes how they LOOK or speaks nastily about their physical appearance or characteristics. Every woman worries that they are being judged negatively. So a guy who writes in a national audience personal physical details in ridicule is not a man any woman can TRUST and feel comfortable with letting her guard down with him.
I think you have described most women there instead of men Peter.
You know the “women talk” nonsense or when was the last time you heard a woman talk complimentary about a mans appearence or body to anyone who would listen?
I would say this is pay back or equality but it would need to happen to the same scale it does to men for women to get upset by his actions.
Until then complaining about it is a double standard
Right on. This would NEVER happen. Anyone who says differently is a liar.
There’s one thing about this story that makes my blood boil– the beer they drank.
Heineken???
Fuck That Shit!!!
Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!
Where the PBR flows like the seepage from our shitholes!
Anyone know a similarity with Angle’s, O’Donnell’s, and Bachmann’s smiles? It’s like invasion of the body snatchers. Creepy.
Thank you for actually using your brain. Whatever your opinion, using brains are good.
It is clear that (1) the photos are real, that is they represent a real night out of celebration, (2) the family relationships and locations and friends of boyfriend are real names, but
The rest of the story is bullshit.
I’m not saying that a woman like Christine could not decide to enjoy herself, or that there would be anything wrong if she did. But this particular story cannot be true.
NOTICE: The story is based on the idea that the guy is a friend of a friend or relative. But then he is SURPRISED that the woman is a “born again virgin.”
Christine had already run for Senate in 2006. She was already well-known throughout Delaware and Philadelphia.
Certainly her boyfriend’s acquaintances could not possibly be unaware of who she was, and what she was famous for as an advocate for abstinence until marriage.
The idea that the guy suddenly discovers that this well-known Christian activist is a born-again virgin does not make any sense.
If the guy really knew Christine’s aunt or boyfriend, he would already have known that and would not be surprised.
She might be a born again virgin, but I’ll bet he ring-piece has seen meters and meters of meat wand. Anal is all the rage with the christian set. Ladies too.
The other problem is that the Gawker story bears an incredible resemblance to a stereotypical PLAYBOY FORUM story.
The coincidence is just too much to believe.
his standard formula always involves an unsuspecting man minding his own business, usually in some situation at home or very similar, and an improbably-aggressive woman comes on to him. “I never thought it would happen to me.” This is ALWAYS the rote, cookie-cutter formula of a fantasy in the Playboy Forum section of that magazine.
The striking similarity in the story to the standard cookie-cutter fantasies of Playboy’s Forum particularly focus on the most UNUSUAL aspects of the story…. the things that stand out the most as strange or improbable.
The theme of a guy minding his own business, not doing anything, not planning to go out, not looking for anything, and suddenly being approached out of the blue in one way or the other by a woman who throws herself at him is a trademark theme of the routine fantasies written as supposed letters to Playboy’s “Forum.” A story in which the woman keeps taking the initiative at every stage is a trademark theme of the cookie cutter fantasy letter in “Forum”
The Gawker story is ODD in precisely this same detail: The guys staying home on Halloween (yeah, right). Minding their own business. Out of the blue women throw themselves as the guys. The girl is repeatedly the initator.
It is straight out of PLAYBOY FORUM — a standard cookie-cutter fantasy.
Whether this happened or no, she set herself up for attacks on her sexual style because she’s the one who made it an issue in the first place. I hate when people push shit we don’t need to know in our faces, then cry foul when it turns out they were lying. If she really was doing the virginity thing because she believed it she wouldn’t have to tell everyone she knew and then some.
You mean you hate people who tell you the truth about God?
a commenter at RED STATE noticed this. Obviously, the existence of Halloween photographs at a bar do not prove any other aspect of the story
http://www.redstate.com/haystack/2010/10/29/thanking-democrat-ambition-for-giving-the-win-to-odonnell-in-delaware/
The Gawker story has an internal inconsistency that strongly suggests this whole matter was fabricated. Allegedly this incident happened three years on Halloween night , a Wednesday. That would make the year 2007. Yet photo #9 shows Ms. O’Donnell standing in front of an Eagles poster commemorating their 75th year in existence. The Philadelphia Eagles were founded in 1933 and their 75th Anniversary would have been in 2008. Halloween,in 2008, occurred on a Friday, not a Wednesday. Therefore the photo was taken two years ago and not three years ago as Gawker claimed. If the author lied about the year , what else is he lying about?
kudos to the superficial writer for calling bullshit on this one. I would have thought you would have run with this story, but I was wrong. You did still engage a bit in the timeless liberal tactic of simply dismissing someone you don’t agree with by insulting them or attaching an insulting name to them. Effective yes, but unfair, and really pathetic and sad. wouldn’t it be better if we stuck to facts and dealt with real issues rather than shameless name-calling and attacks?
Here is some shocking news…
Not all Republicans are whacked-out, white sheet wearing religious nut jobs.
Not all Democrats are whacked-out, America-hating, godless socialist nut jobs.
She needs somebody (like 99.87% of the f’ing Tea-Baggers) to “F” the stupid out of her.
What is wrong with you? You must have been dropped on your head as a baby. That, or your momma slipped some rat poison in your baby bottle in a failed attempt to finish what her botched abortion didn’t take care of. namely ridding her life of (and sparing the rest of the world from), of a total loser.
and just in case you couldn’t noodle this through “Logic” (insert irony with respect to your pseudonym here), i am talking about YOU!
Loser!
^ can’t improve on what heynow said ^
hey toby…NO ONE gives a SHIT about (c)rap music. It hasnt been worth a shit since about ’93. Now get back to shoe shining boy.
She has more bush than Barbara.
Yeah, it’s like women who say “I never do this.” Translation: “I don’t want you to realize I’m a slut.”