- Bethenny Frankel just made sure Anderson Cooper will never stop being gay. [TooFab]
- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]
- Adam Scott apparently wants a mold of Channing Tatum‘s ass. Neat. [Dlisted]
- Every Itchy & Scratchy episode for anyone with 48 minutes to spare. [Heavy]
- Emma Stone supports Andrew Garfield‘s opening night of Death of a Salesman making her the complete anti-Lohan. [Lainey Gossip]
- The Prime Minister of Uganda had to personally explain to Hollywood that Kony hasn’t been in the country for over six years despite what YouTube told them. USA! [BuzzFeed]
- I don’t want to alarm anybody, but in the face of all logic and reason, 21 Jump Street apparently turned out awesome. [FilmDrunk]
- Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100 [Bleacher Report]
- AnnaLynne McCord somehow has “curves.” I’ll allow it. [Popoholic]
- Stop me if you heard this one before, Jennifer Aniston is going to attempt marriage again. [Celebslam]
- Ciara‘s butt crack, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- I don’t know who or what a Jennifer Walcott is, but I guarantee she’s a scientist. [Hollywood Tuna]
- George Clooney called his mom from jail instead of Stacy Keibler. That’ll teach her to think the “M” word when she thinks he’s not divining her every thought trans-vaginally. (The man’s that good.) [HuffPost Celebrity]
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Nom nom nom…. I love Nobu!
gotta love a depressed chick with a great body
I wonder how long the blue hair will last … it’s amateurish and looks like hell.
Who’s noticing hair color? I’m not even aware she has a face, what with those full hipster boobs always on display.
“perfectly placed, just the edge of my areola showing. I’ll be splashed across the blogosphere tomorrow.”
“Blimey, guv’na, them’s right proper funbags, them is!”
Wistfully remembering her two minutes with Elmo.
Yes, I would let Katy Perry touch my penis.
God, I want to jizz all over them tits before gravity turns them into knee pads.
Damn, I’d love to Smurf the Smurfing Smurf outta that Smurfette.
I didn’t read anything after “Katy Perry’s Breasts”.
Release the twins from their bondage!
She will once her popularity starts to fade…
DO IT NOW! before you become old and those things sag further than BLOWAN’S.
They are lovely breasts indeed. Just right.
However, I will never forgive her for inflicting her shitty music on us.
Boner achieved.
Holy fuck my balls are shooting out semen at an alarming rate
The troll looks looks like it just ate a baby
This chick also has an amazing ass
You know what movie *didn’t* turn out awesome? “Seeking Justice,” the latest Nicolas Cage movie that may or may not have been the vehicle for the conception of Xander Dane Jones. (Yep, still flogging that.) Dumped in a couple hundred theaters, it made all of $260,000 over the weekend. For comparison’s sake, “The Descendants” made more money—and not only has that been in theaters for months, but it just came out on DVD. Let me say that again: more people chose to spend movie-theater money on something that they could get on Netflix or Redbox or on demand, than see another Nicolas Cage movie.
who gives a rat’s flying fuck?
No, the proper terminology is, “Who gives a flying rat’s ass?”.
I think TF is on to something though. This guy has put out a bazillion movies (give or take a few) and he is still fucking broke.
Giant super delicious boobs. Mmm
Miss Pelly! Miss Pelly. I am a victim of razy lacism. Can I have your autoglaph preeease!
Also I rub your blessed’s
Man at the back remembers “Firework’
DAT CONCEALER COVERED MOLE
“Yes! They can see my cleavage when I’m wearing this. I’m still relevant!”
I would have bought it, but the fact that it has your name on it made me not ieernesttd, and that makes it virtually worth nothing (Having your name on it, not me wanting to buy it haha). Not trying to be mean, but no one is going to want an autograph with another persons name on it, unless they have the same name as you, and if your name is how you spell it on this account, not many people will have the same spelling. (Believe me, I have a rare spelling name also)
It is music. Its just music you don’t like. I call Avenged Sevenfold mindless gaargbe cos all it is is them screaming into a microphone and making a load of racket. That doesn’t mean that it is gaargbe. I just don’t like it. And it certainly doesn’t mean people would jump off a cliff for it. They just like something I don’t. Welcome to the real world.I’m I’m still trying to understand how Katy Perry’s music is directly responsible for America going to shit .
did her dress slip?
she is covering that part with her arm.
got a boner so hard when I zoomed up at the picture.
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