Why Good Morning, Katy Perry’s Breasts, And Other News

March 19th, 2012 // 33 Comments

- Bethenny Frankel just made sure Anderson Cooper will never stop being gay. [TooFab]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- Adam Scott apparently wants a mold of Channing Tatum‘s ass. Neat. [Dlisted]

- Every Itchy & Scratchy episode for anyone with 48 minutes to spare. [Heavy]

- Emma Stone supports Andrew Garfield‘s opening night of Death of a Salesman making her the complete anti-Lohan. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Prime Minister of Uganda had to personally explain to Hollywood that Kony hasn’t been in the country for over six years despite what YouTube told them. USA! [BuzzFeed]

- I don’t want to alarm anybody, but in the face of all logic and reason, 21 Jump Street apparently turned out awesome. [FilmDrunk]

- Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100 [Bleacher Report]

- AnnaLynne McCord somehow has “curves.” I’ll allow it. [Popoholic]

- Stop me if you heard this one before, Jennifer Aniston is going to attempt marriage again. [Celebslam]

- Ciara‘s butt crack, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- I don’t know who or what a Jennifer Walcott is, but I guarantee she’s a scientist. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Clooney called his mom from jail instead of Stacy Keibler. That’ll teach her to think the “M” word when she thinks he’s not divining her every thought trans-vaginally. (The man’s that good.) [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Nom nom nom…. I love Nobu!

  2. Hugh Gentry

    gotta love a depressed chick with a great body

  3. Jack Ketch

    I wonder how long the blue hair will last … it’s amateurish and looks like hell.

  4. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    “perfectly placed, just the edge of my areola showing. I’ll be splashed across the blogosphere tomorrow.”

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Blimey, guv’na, them’s right proper funbags, them is!”

  6. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Wistfully remembering her two minutes with Elmo.

  7. I Complain A Lot

    Yes, I would let Katy Perry touch my penis.

  8. terry

    God, I want to jizz all over them tits before gravity turns them into knee pads.

  9. Crabby Old Guy

    Damn, I’d love to Smurf the Smurfing Smurf outta that Smurfette.

  10. Bikini Bandit

    I didn’t read anything after “Katy Perry’s Breasts”.

  11. Cock Dr

    Release the twins from their bondage!

  12. cc

    They are lovely breasts indeed. Just right.

    However, I will never forgive her for inflicting her shitty music on us.

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    Morning Wood
    Commented on this photo:

    Boner achieved.

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    Hello
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy fuck my balls are shooting out semen at an alarming rate

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    Mr Black
    Commented on this photo:

    The troll looks looks like it just ate a baby

  16. Huggie Bear

    This chick also has an amazing ass

  17. You know what movie *didn’t* turn out awesome? “Seeking Justice,” the latest Nicolas Cage movie that may or may not have been the vehicle for the conception of Xander Dane Jones. (Yep, still flogging that.) Dumped in a couple hundred theaters, it made all of $260,000 over the weekend. For comparison’s sake, “The Descendants” made more money—and not only has that been in theaters for months, but it just came out on DVD. Let me say that again: more people chose to spend movie-theater money on something that they could get on Netflix or Redbox or on demand, than see another Nicolas Cage movie.

    • merciful percival

      who gives a rat’s flying fuck?

      • No, the proper terminology is, “Who gives a flying rat’s ass?”.

        I think TF is on to something though. This guy has put out a bazillion movies (give or take a few) and he is still fucking broke.

  18. El Jefe

    Giant super delicious boobs. Mmm

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss Pelly! Miss Pelly. I am a victim of razy lacism. Can I have your autoglaph preeease!

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Also I rub your blessed’s

  21. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    Man at the back remembers “Firework’

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    free wifi
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT CONCEALER COVERED MOLE

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes! They can see my cleavage when I’m wearing this. I’m still relevant!”

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    Asorajang
    Commented on this photo:

    I would have bought it, but the fact that it has your name on it made me not ieernesttd, and that makes it virtually worth nothing (Having your name on it, not me wanting to buy it haha). Not trying to be mean, but no one is going to want an autograph with another persons name on it, unless they have the same name as you, and if your name is how you spell it on this account, not many people will have the same spelling. (Believe me, I have a rare spelling name also)

  25. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    Martin
    Commented on this photo:

    It is music. Its just music you don’t like. I call Avenged Sevenfold mindless gaargbe cos all it is is them screaming into a microphone and making a load of racket. That doesn’t mean that it is gaargbe. I just don’t like it. And it certainly doesn’t mean people would jump off a cliff for it. They just like something I don’t. Welcome to the real world.I’m I’m still trying to understand how Katy Perry’s music is directly responsible for America going to shit .

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    ps3fanatic
    Commented on this photo:

    did her dress slip?
    she is covering that part with her arm.

  27. Katy Perry Cleavage Nobu London
    ps3fanatic
    Commented on this photo:

    got a boner so hard when I zoomed up at the picture.

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