Why Good Morning, Katy Perry’s Breasts, And Other News

- Bethenny Frankel just made sure Anderson Cooper will never stop being gay. [TooFab]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- Adam Scott apparently wants a mold of Channing Tatum’s ass. Neat. [Dlisted]

- Every Itchy & Scratchy episode for anyone with 48 minutes to spare. [Heavy]

- Emma Stone supports Andrew Garfield’s opening night of Death of a Salesman making her the complete anti-Lohan. [Lainey Gossip]

- The Prime Minister of Uganda had to personally explain to Hollywood that Kony hasn’t been in the country for over six years despite what YouTube told them. USA! [BuzzFeed]

- I don’t want to alarm anybody, but in the face of all logic and reason, 21 Jump Street apparently turned out awesome. [FilmDrunk]

- Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100 [Bleacher Report]

- AnnaLynne McCord somehow has “curves.” I’ll allow it. [Popoholic]

- Stop me if you heard this one before, Jennifer Aniston is going to attempt marriage again. [Celebslam]

- Ciara’s butt crack, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- I don’t know who or what a Jennifer Walcott is, but I guarantee she’s a scientist. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Clooney called his mom from jail instead of Stacy Keibler. That’ll teach her to think the “M” word when she thinks he’s not divining her every thought trans-vaginally. (The man’s that good.) [HuffPost Celebrity]

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