Gee, Kendra, Why Can’t The Judges Shut Up About Your Boobs? And Other News

- Robert Pattinson hates having his picture taken. [Huffington Post]

- But Nick Cannon doesn’t mind unless he’s naked with his wife in them. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow’s cookbook should be great for any stay-at-home mom’s personal chef. [Dlisted]

- Kat Dennings and Josh Lucas are in the emo version of Easy A. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carrie Underwood: “Jesus made me super-famous and rich, you guys!” [FOX411]

- Kate Upton knows her strong points. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So does Vanessa Hudgens. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Awkward Prom Shots From The 80s/Early 90s [theCHIVE]

- Arianny Celeste is using Twitter to start a revolution. In your pants. [Popoholic]

- Zooey Deschanel is also kind of hot. [Heavy]

- But Charlie Sheen goddess Natalie Kenly is not. At all. [IDLYITW]

- The next batch of potential stalking victims. [Bleacher Report]

- Ashton Kutcher majored in Biochemical Engineering. Conclusion: Demi Moore is a cyborg. [BuzzFeed]

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