Gee, Kendra, Why Can’t The Judges Shut Up About Your Boobs? And Other News

April 8th, 2011 // 35 Comments

- Robert Pattinson hates having his picture taken. [Huffington Post]

- But Nick Cannon doesn’t mind unless he’s naked with his wife in them. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s cookbook should be great for any stay-at-home mom’s personal chef. [Dlisted]

- Kat Dennings and Josh Lucas are in the emo version of Easy A. [Lainey Gossip]

- Carrie Underwood: “Jesus made me super-famous and rich, you guys!” [FOX411]

- Kate Upton knows her strong points. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So does Vanessa Hudgens. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Awkward Prom Shots From The 80s/Early 90s [theCHIVE]

- Arianny Celeste is using Twitter to start a revolution. In your pants. [Popoholic]

- Zooey Deschanel is also kind of hot. [Heavy]

- But Charlie Sheen goddess Natalie Kenly is not. At all. [IDLYITW]

- The next batch of potential stalking victims. [Bleacher Report]

- Ashton Kutcher majored in Biochemical Engineering. Conclusion: Demi Moore is a cyborg. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. It had to be said

    Oh, those are nice. I know people are going to say snarky things, but those look nice . . .

  2. Matty

    “Aw! I wore my best t-shirt and she didn’t even give me a second glance.” – says the guy in the background.

  3. Cock Dr

    Those implants probably cost Hef some pocket change.

    • She got the implants before meeting Hef…they were an investment in her future. That’s how chicks think.

    • Dan

      And cost her some blow jobs.

      • SpicyBrownBaby

        Not sure how McFeely knows, but on an episode of Girls Next Door they actually showed footage of the night Kendra first came to Hef’s attention (some gala at the Mansion) and he asked to meet with her privately. She had the implants already installed based on that footage and I am pretty sure she has said she got them right after turning 18.

      • Cock Dr

        Obviously I have underestimated Kendra’s investment acumen. Fake boobs for some women are better than corn or pork belly futures.

  4. Kendra Wilkinson Boobs DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the way my husband looked when he fucked up the onside kick during the Super Bowl.

  5. Probably because they’re an occupational hazard to her dance partner. Between her and Kristie Alley, all male dancers are going to have to start wearing back braces and eye protection on the dance floor.

  6. Kendra Wilkinson Boobs DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    And now it’s time to party like it’s 1998.

  7. ‘other news’ posted early today. fridayitis for fish? (lent joke)

  8. Rough--Do you know who I am?

    I want to bite Kat Dennings. Rabies free.

  9. She can’t claim she doesn’t know her boobs are her primary talent. She’s wearing a microphone, which means she put on a skimpy shirt and no bra deliberately to be filmed.

    she’s a class act. but what can you expect from a chick who’s made her career on her back (well, squatting with her legs spread and bouncing…I just watched her porno).

    • It had to be said

      Wait, you correctly identified one of the women on a GOSSIP page that has “photos” “bikinis” and “dirt” as headings as a whore. My God, McFeely is a GENIUS!

  10. xanax in my beer

    Something about Zooey Deschanel, besides her name, is just really annoying to me.

    • strikes me as campy, but i liked her in hitchhikers guide (i.e. i’d do her)

    • she’s too hipster-sarcastic, which gets old very soon.
      but i like her more ever since i found out that katy perry exists because i confuse the two of them all the time, and it makes me associate her with awesome tits in skanky outfits.

  11. Red Robin

    I cannot decide who is hotter, Zooey or her sister Emily
    BTW
    Ever notice that alot of chicks guys say are hot look kinda like dudes and girls are into guys with girly features

    Hmm just sayin

  12. Wonder if the Crypt Keeper called her, “mommy,” when he played with those fun bags.

  13. Deacon Jones

    She’s looking good.

    That male whore Mario Lopez probably tried to hit it.

  14. Kendra Wilkinson Boobs DWTS
    Mr Big Dik
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake tits don’t interest me. Plus,, the poor girl acts just like her white trash mom and will look like her too some day. POOR HANK!!!!!

  15. Turd Ferguson

    That fake rack goes well with her fake smile and fake teeth.
    Now if she could only fake some talent.

  16. uncle phil

    that is one sweet x-men t-shirt. ZERO sarcasm. very cool.

    i’m never going to see a woman naked.

  17. the captain

    because the judges just know she can’t deal smart talks…….

  18. Hugh Gentry

    she has beautiful fake tits. I’d love to poop all over them.

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Boobs DWTS
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    all I hear is her awful laugh when I look at this pic.

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Boobs DWTS
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    perfect cum catcher

  21. Todd

    She should have kept her original tits. They were still very nice. They were nicer than the implants, and were still plenty big.

  22. Jeremy C.

    All I noticed was X-MEN! Fuck yeah!

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