Who Ordered The Lindsay Ellingson? And Other News

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- Levi Johnston calls out the Palins for being media whores while whoring his book to the media. [Huffington Post]

- Steve-O broke his nose on Mike Tyson’s fist. [Dlisted]

- Sarah Jessica Parker’s terrible movies are finally turning even women who support her solely because she’s unattractive, yet inexplicably famous against her. [Lainey Gossip]

- Which is why I now suggest Kate Upton to take her place. Embrace the inevitable, my sisters! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shauna Taylor: “I have a piece of art on my vagina.” [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The continuing chronicles of the rapidly-expanding Hilary Duff. [Popoholic]

- Amy Smart is still alive and recently married. [TooFab]

- Scarlett Johanssoning > Planking, Owling, Star Wars Kittens, a child’s laughter… [theCHIVE]

- Ryan Gosling just plummeted the sale of birth control in Hollywood. [FilmDrunk]

- Steve Martin has some Oscar-hosting advice for Eddie Murphy. [BuzzFeed]

- Rihanna is trying to get knocked up by Jay-Z. That’s the only explanation here. [Bossip]

- Brad Pitt reiterates his lie about why he won’t marry Angelina Jolie. This time with an Italian accent! [Just Jared]

- Christina Hendricks’s husband on why having a wife with huge breasts is awesome. [Celebslam]

- The four-man quartet known as the Black Eyed Peas are NOT breaking up. [Starpulse]

- Vikki Blows does this when she’s not busy being a character in a SNL sketch about a substitute teacher. [Heavy]

- The Hottest Roller Derby Pics Ever [Bleacher Report]

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