Who Ordered The Lindsay Ellingson? And Other News

September 21st, 2011 // 39 Comments

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- Levi Johnston calls out the Palins for being media whores while whoring his book to the media. [Huffington Post]

- Steve-O broke his nose on Mike Tyson‘s fist. [Dlisted]

- Sarah Jessica Parker‘s terrible movies are finally turning even women who support her solely because she’s unattractive, yet inexplicably famous against her. [Lainey Gossip]

- Which is why I now suggest Kate Upton to take her place. Embrace the inevitable, my sisters! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Shauna Taylor: “I have a piece of art on my vagina.” [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The continuing chronicles of the rapidly-expanding Hilary Duff. [Popoholic]

- Amy Smart is still alive and recently married. [TooFab]

- Scarlett Johanssoning > Planking, Owling, Star Wars Kittens, a child’s laughter… [theCHIVE]

- Ryan Gosling just plummeted the sale of birth control in Hollywood. [FilmDrunk]

- Steve Martin has some Oscar-hosting advice for Eddie Murphy. [BuzzFeed]

- Rihanna is trying to get knocked up by Jay-Z. That’s the only explanation here. [Bossip]

- Brad Pitt reiterates his lie about why he won’t marry Angelina Jolie. This time with an Italian accent! [Just Jared]

- Christina Hendricks‘s husband on why having a wife with huge breasts is awesome. [Celebslam]

- The four-man quartet known as the Black Eyed Peas are NOT breaking up. [Starpulse]

- Vikki Blows does this when she’s not busy being a character in a SNL sketch about a substitute teacher. [Heavy]

- The Hottest Roller Derby Pics Ever [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Bitch got some hairy arms.

  2. God is Black

    @ XINYIN, please fuck off spammer! I come to the Superficial for T and A plus the Bitchy commentary on Celebs.Oh Lindsay is very fuck-able not the whore, crack smoking one!

  3. Any Guy

    spammers get ass cancer. FACT.

  4. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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    arm hair ftw :|

  5. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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    Fuck, she has amazing legs.

  6. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
    Mr. Miagi
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    Ewww stick legs

  7. Wow, she’s so hairy I bet she gives paw instead of a high five.

  8. Cock Dr

    Excessive long fine body hair is a secondary symptom of anorexia.

    • Boo

      Yep, if that’s all over the body. Which it is not in Lindsay’s case, so I’m gonna guess she just happens to have hairy arms. On a very sexy body.

  9. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
    Cock Dr
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    She looks far too wholesome for this blogspot.
    Needs to be spattered with scandal and a bit of spooge to make it right.

  10. Mark

    shes pretty but hairy as hell…i bet her butt hole hair and vagina are hairy as hell!

  11. Al

    Ellingson is a Candace double, VC is watering down their price model. It’s bad enough they have RHW.

    Perhaps someone has got a thing for blondes and is attempting to push a 4some.

    I hate that sonofabitch.

  12. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
    Papa Smurf
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    Her arms are hairy as fuck!

  13. Hottie wit' da boddie

    Wow if this is considered hairy then I am in A LOT of trouble. :(

  14. Pattie

    I hope she goes into acting, so we don’t have to keep seeing all the same fugly, old stars again, and again, and again….

  15. anonym

    she looks pretty.

    and then I saw her arms.

    damn, ladies. Don’t forget to wax your arms when you shave your legs.

    even Kim kardashian knows to wax her hairy ass armenian hair.

  16. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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    I was just going to comment also on the hairiness of her arms!!

  17. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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    perhaps its lanugo….she does look too skinny for her bone structure, totally sucky if so :(!

  18. YESSS!! yours truly ordered her :) ordered her to give me some sweet lovin. a lindsay i can believe in no less. keep em comin. so to speak~

  19. HollyKMS

    She should donate that arm hair to Locks of Love. You could wig two dozen people off that shit. FFS. Planet of the Apes called. They want that shit back.

  20. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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    3 words. LASER. HAIR. REMOVAL.

  21. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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    Her arms are hairy as fuck

  22. juniperjennifer

    The hair on her arms is called lanugo, and it is a symptom of anorexia. I used to be anorexic, and my arms looked like that too. The hair doesn’t necessarily cover the whole body; it depends on how long the person has been anorexic. But that downy, dense hair on her arms is definitely lanugo, not just regular body hair.

    • Solaera

      Agreed. If you look at the full-sized image the dense hair isn’t just on her forearms, but on the backs of her arms and her shoulders as well.

  23. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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  24. Lindsay Ellingson Victorias Secret Gorgeous
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    HOLY SHIT! What nationality is she?! Girlfriend needs to trim that

  25. gigi

    aren’t hair girls normally super horny tho? I thought you boys liked that…

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