Whitney Port’s nipple says ‘How do you do?’

August 9th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Here’s Whitney Port showing some nip while filming scenes for The CityThursday, and wait a minute. Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park? If so, is it creepy if I look at them with binoculars? While standing directly on their towel? (I’m farsighted.)

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions that were probably scripted.

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Comments (51)

  1. Danny | August 9, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    I see no nipple here.

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  2. John | August 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Whats with the censorship…. I wanna see her nips

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  3. Chris | August 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Agreed, still starred after clicking.

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  4. FIXED | August 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    FIXED. Nips are a go!

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  5. oermens | August 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    nothing great, i would have missed that if it wasn’t pointed out (no pun intended)

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  6. I_MUST_BE_BLIND | August 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    I must be blind, but I do not see anything. I see what might be a small spot of the lower part of a nipple if that’s all then I’m pretty sure you do not need the star, unless of course you’re being your usually friendly self thinking of all us guys at the office, then THUMBS UP!

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  7. I_MUST_BE_BLIND | August 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    I must be blind, but I do not see anything. I see what might be a small spot of the lower part of a nipple if that’s all then I’m pretty sure you do not need the star, unless of course you’re being your usually friendly self thinking of all us guys at the office, then THUMBS UP!

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  8. Beetlejuice | August 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    There’s no nipple, the top rim of the bra is clearly folding in obscuring anything. Fuck you!

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  9. Taz | August 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    id blast my load all over those tits

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  10. Nameless | August 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    You know its a slow boring celebrity news day when you don’t even want to bother googling thesuperficial’s nipslip of the day.

    Who is this chick?

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  11. Bruce | August 9, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Why this girl always uses a lot of bracelets, rings, and watches? It’s ridiculous how she goes, for example, to the beach fully equipped with «gadgets».

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  12. Timber | August 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    I don’t really see a nipple. Americans are so prudish: “OMG, there *might* be a nipple, better put a pink star over it.”

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  13. WonderWoman | August 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    She’s a nice person – or at least she consistently portrays herself as nice.

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  14. Nixie | August 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    What I don’t see – A nipple (possibly a bit of areola?) What I do see – Incredibly hideous 80′s/Dynasty outfit. Does she even have any fashion sense?

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  15. www.thinspiration.info | August 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm

    I think she’s one of those skinny-fat people…very thin, but not much muscle.

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  16. ROUGH Daddy | August 9, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Wheres the beef? they must of shot this on the great lawn….

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  17. casualencounters.com/blog | August 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Acceptable nipple is acceptable.

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  18. Yeah | August 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Whoa. Butterface.

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  19. larrythecableguy | August 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    god your a fucking idiot

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  20. Salvatore Gustafsson | August 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Is that worthless cunt supposed to be famous or good-looking?

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  21. jlylec | August 9, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    whitney…i would fuck you till you love me baby.

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  22. Parker | August 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    hey if women didn’t have nipples, men wouldn’t want to buttfuck them.

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  23. Pervhater | August 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Let’s see, we have society in complete and utter financial ruins and a horde of filthy degenerates with cameras spying mostly on women to catch glimpses of their private parts to publicise to cash. I wonder who is behind this system?
    Ugly scum that’s who.

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  24. @23 | August 9, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    Show me your tits

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  25. boobies | August 9, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    yeah, 23. take it all off please

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  26. will | August 9, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    What is a Whitney Port, and why should I care?

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  27. clpierced | August 9, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    whitney,

    you are so so pretty. i like your bra, but i hate your shorts. for being rich, why dress like a mom who tries to be fashionable? its sad.

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  28. Funeral Guy | August 9, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    This chick, whoever the fuck she is, looks like your cousin’s friend who you’re over at their house and you have a few drinks and you end up fucking her because…well just because…and after it’s over you come up with some kind of, any kind of excuse just to get the fuck out of there.

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  29. Large Black Man | August 9, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    That white bitch needs a large black dick shoved down her throat. Oh yeah

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  30. Edeath | August 9, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    “Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park?”

    Yup, all the other NYC parks as well

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  31. vito | August 9, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    Hey #22…if women didn’t have nipples, breasts would be pointless!

    BTW, I think Whitney’s very pretty and I’d love to peruse her unadorned body. Maybe put my initials on her ass with hickeys…

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  32. Venom | August 9, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    This chick has an unfortunate face and body.

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  33. Sickitten | August 10, 2009 at 2:44 am

    Polish peasant looking. She should never have children because she will be a big house with stick arms.

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  34. mark | August 10, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: *****Tallloving.com***** a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!

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  35. mark | August 10, 2009 at 5:22 am

    Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: *****Tallloving.com***** a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!

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  36. ROUGH Daddy | August 10, 2009 at 7:48 am

    Chix like her dont want an ass, because they are in the fashion world, theres certain dresses they have to wear, only human coat hangers can fit into em…over all i like her body though, it look soft…

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  37. Christhebliss | August 10, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Even though she looks like a small horse, or something, I’d totally do her (provided she wasn’t allowed to tell anyone about it)

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  38. meh | August 10, 2009 at 9:21 am

    She’s so the kind of girl that girls think guys would find SO hot , but guys aren’t that impressed by. A girl would set this chick up wih a guy friend of hers and be like ya the girl is drop dead gorgeous and the guy would be like eh not so much, she’s attractve-ish but she better have an awesome personality, beause if she’s annyoing too than no thanks and she looks like an annyoing peron. Plus she had a nose job a while back, that thing used to be a massive shnoz so she was not naturally chosen as one of the pretty people.

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  39. Sprmcandy | August 10, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Gorgeous girl !!

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  40. Newcastle | August 10, 2009 at 9:34 am

    Seriously?

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  41. Darth | August 10, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Since when do nipples talk? Is here somebody who’s gone nipple insane?

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  42. Darth | August 10, 2009 at 9:50 am

    #41 Nipple nuts. . .

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  43. Rhialto | August 10, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Where’s the promised nipple?

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  44. Ozzie | August 10, 2009 at 11:36 am

    LAME once again

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  45. Perkin Merkin | August 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Nice boobs. Butterface.

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  46. c*marie | August 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Who cares if her nipple was showing shes Hott give her a break everyone has nipples.Show them nipples if ya Sexy=)!!!

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  47. Kari | August 11, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Yes, women do it, but 99% of them are wearing SWIMSUITS underneath.

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  48. badpun | August 20, 2009 at 4:45 am

    “Whitney Port’s nipple”

    I would contend this pic is of a STARBOARD nipple, not port’s.
    OK, sorry.

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  49. badpun | August 20, 2009 at 4:46 am

    “Whitney Port’s nipple”

    I would contend this pic is of a STARBOARD nipple, not port’s.
    OK, sorry.

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  50. badpun | August 20, 2009 at 4:46 am

    “Whitney Port’s nipple”

    I would contend this pic is of a STARBOARD nipple, not port’s.
    OK, sorry.

    Reply

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