Whitney Port’s nipple says ‘How do you do?’

August 9th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Here’s Whitney Port showing some nip while filming scenes for The CityThursday, and wait a minute. Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park? If so, is it creepy if I look at them with binoculars? While standing directly on their towel? (I’m farsighted.)

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions that were probably scripted.

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  1. Danny

    I see no nipple here.

  2. John

    Whats with the censorship…. I wanna see her nips

  3. Chris

    Agreed, still starred after clicking.

  4. FIXED

    FIXED. Nips are a go!

  5. oermens

    nothing great, i would have missed that if it wasn’t pointed out (no pun intended)

  6. I_MUST_BE_BLIND

    I must be blind, but I do not see anything. I see what might be a small spot of the lower part of a nipple if that’s all then I’m pretty sure you do not need the star, unless of course you’re being your usually friendly self thinking of all us guys at the office, then THUMBS UP!

  7. I_MUST_BE_BLIND

    I must be blind, but I do not see anything. I see what might be a small spot of the lower part of a nipple if that’s all then I’m pretty sure you do not need the star, unless of course you’re being your usually friendly self thinking of all us guys at the office, then THUMBS UP!

  8. Beetlejuice

    There’s no nipple, the top rim of the bra is clearly folding in obscuring anything. Fuck you!

  9. Taz

    id blast my load all over those tits

  10. Nameless

    You know its a slow boring celebrity news day when you don’t even want to bother googling thesuperficial’s nipslip of the day.

    Who is this chick?

  11. Bruce

    Why this girl always uses a lot of bracelets, rings, and watches? It’s ridiculous how she goes, for example, to the beach fully equipped with «gadgets».

  12. Timber

    I don’t really see a nipple. Americans are so prudish: “OMG, there *might* be a nipple, better put a pink star over it.”

  13. WonderWoman

    She’s a nice person – or at least she consistently portrays herself as nice.

  14. Nixie

    What I don’t see – A nipple (possibly a bit of areola?) What I do see – Incredibly hideous 80′s/Dynasty outfit. Does she even have any fashion sense?

  15. I think she’s one of those skinny-fat people…very thin, but not much muscle.

  16. Wheres the beef? they must of shot this on the great lawn….

  17. Acceptable nipple is acceptable.

  18. Yeah

    Whoa. Butterface.

  19. larrythecableguy

    god your a fucking idiot

  20. Salvatore Gustafsson

    Is that worthless cunt supposed to be famous or good-looking?

  21. jlylec

    whitney…i would fuck you till you love me baby.

  22. Parker

    hey if women didn’t have nipples, men wouldn’t want to buttfuck them.

  23. Pervhater

    Let’s see, we have society in complete and utter financial ruins and a horde of filthy degenerates with cameras spying mostly on women to catch glimpses of their private parts to publicise to cash. I wonder who is behind this system?
    Ugly scum that’s who.

  24. @23

    Show me your tits

  25. boobies

    yeah, 23. take it all off please

  26. will

    What is a Whitney Port, and why should I care?

  27. clpierced

    whitney,

    you are so so pretty. i like your bra, but i hate your shorts. for being rich, why dress like a mom who tries to be fashionable? its sad.

  28. This chick, whoever the fuck she is, looks like your cousin’s friend who you’re over at their house and you have a few drinks and you end up fucking her because…well just because…and after it’s over you come up with some kind of, any kind of excuse just to get the fuck out of there.

  29. Large Black Man

    That white bitch needs a large black dick shoved down her throat. Oh yeah

  30. Edeath

    “Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park?”

    Yup, all the other NYC parks as well

  31. vito

    Hey #22…if women didn’t have nipples, breasts would be pointless!

    BTW, I think Whitney’s very pretty and I’d love to peruse her unadorned body. Maybe put my initials on her ass with hickeys…

  32. Venom

    This chick has an unfortunate face and body.

  33. Polish peasant looking. She should never have children because she will be a big house with stick arms.

  34. mark

    Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: *****Tallloving.com***** a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!

  35. mark

    Hot stature,sun glass, blond hair and red coat are all my style!! those tall women(even models) i hook up with were also in that style. still remember the tall dating place, to share with u guys: *****Tallloving.com***** a place to start a beautiful romance and leave sweet memories!!

  36. Chix like her dont want an ass, because they are in the fashion world, theres certain dresses they have to wear, only human coat hangers can fit into em…over all i like her body though, it look soft…

  37. Christhebliss

    Even though she looks like a small horse, or something, I’d totally do her (provided she wasn’t allowed to tell anyone about it)

  38. meh

    She’s so the kind of girl that girls think guys would find SO hot , but guys aren’t that impressed by. A girl would set this chick up wih a guy friend of hers and be like ya the girl is drop dead gorgeous and the guy would be like eh not so much, she’s attractve-ish but she better have an awesome personality, beause if she’s annyoing too than no thanks and she looks like an annyoing peron. Plus she had a nose job a while back, that thing used to be a massive shnoz so she was not naturally chosen as one of the pretty people.

  39. Sprmcandy

    Gorgeous girl !!

  40. Newcastle

    Seriously?

  41. Darth

    Since when do nipples talk? Is here somebody who’s gone nipple insane?

  42. Darth

    #41 Nipple nuts. . .

  43. Rhialto

    Where’s the promised nipple?

  44. Ozzie

    LAME once again

  45. Perkin Merkin

    Nice boobs. Butterface.

  46. Who cares if her nipple was showing shes Hott give her a break everyone has nipples.Show them nipples if ya Sexy=)!!!

  47. Kari

    Yes, women do it, but 99% of them are wearing SWIMSUITS underneath.

  48. badpun

    “Whitney Port’s nipple”

    I would contend this pic is of a STARBOARD nipple, not port’s.
    OK, sorry.

  49. badpun

    “Whitney Port’s nipple”

    I would contend this pic is of a STARBOARD nipple, not port’s.
    OK, sorry.

  50. badpun

    “Whitney Port’s nipple”

    I would contend this pic is of a STARBOARD nipple, not port’s.
    OK, sorry.

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