Whitney Port In A Bikini And Other News

- Mind the Gap Monday [theCHIVE]

- A better analysis on how Kim Kardashian ended up near Beyoncé than whatever the hell I wrote. Something about “butt-balls?” Who can keep track of these things? [Lainey Gossip]

- The Ten Most Convincing Screen Tests Of All Time [BuzzFeed]

- Hoda’s stealing Ann Curry’s job. [Dlisted]

- Nicole Scherzinger’s butt had a birthday party. [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus might be getting married this weekend. [IDLYITW]

- Adrianne Curry will not be usurped by Jessica Simpson. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Cast of Spaceballs: Then & Now. What? No Jon Cand- wait. [TooFab]

- Apparently Laura Prepon does topless scenes now, so get ready for that by perhaps clearing your office and/or entire workplace. (You can never go wrong with a bomb threat.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Alec Trebek almost died which hopefully was a wake-up call to grow his mustache back. [Starpulse]

- Meryl Streep was hot in high school. [FilmDrunk]

- It took police 45 years to determine Dylan McDermott’s mother was shot by a gangster. Jesus. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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