Whitney Houston’s Sobriety’s Going Well

February 10th, 2012 // 102 Comments

When we last left Whitney Houston, her publicists were frantically trying to assert she’s clean and sober after she refused to buckle her seat belt herself on a plane because “that’s what them plane-negroes are for,” is something I like to believe was said through a hail of crack rocks. Anyway, jump to last night, where she stumbled out of Tru nightclub and attempted to punch no less than 25 of her assistants in the mouth for not having chicken and waffles ready which seems like a healthy path to recovery. “I didn’t drink all them drinks to come out here and starve in no car. Kevin Costner bodyguards me!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Little does she know she’ll be dead tomorrow.

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    This is not how I would like to be remembered.

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    Expert on Everything
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    Nice booty for real! Why couldn’t it be less than zero Lindsey Lolife?!!!!

    Damn it Whit! You was the best, prettiest, top of the heap bad ass fine black woman! Life is so unfair! Fuck you Lindsey!

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    Sad, predictable, and painful.
    She was a real beauty once (hell, she still looks better than The LowHand on these pics) and, although her music wasn’t exactly my thing, she undoubtedly had some epic pipes – once.
    Rest in piece, ma’m. My generation owes you half our makeout sessions.

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    Anyone who has every second of every move photographed in so much detail as to include being caught in the act of blinking can be made to look out of it when they are not. The publishers of these horrible photos is a monster, Whitney was sober. We love youy Whitney and will miss you , you are in a better place with good and away from the demons and tormentors like those that enabled these pics to be published.

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    You high-you die.

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    Once you go crack, you never come back. Just die already.

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    Searching for crack pipe. Ugly old tranny whores.

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    Sorry sight for sore eyes!

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    So sad that someone who had talent, beauty, and a lovely daughter would just squander it all for an addiction. Yet another tragic Hollywood story. Makes me wonder what the hell about the industry drives people to live like this.

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    elaine benes
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    Every time Greek Parliament discusses austerity measures, a celebrity dies….

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    Crack sales plummet 43%…

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    Wall Street scrambling as crack stock (CRK) falls to lowest levels in over a decade. Millions of black people are losing their “getting old and kickin it paper stacks”.. National Guard ordered to restore order in the ghettos where looting and violence has broke out. In other news Bobby Brown releasing a new book entitled ” Foil or Glass which is Besta.

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    Actually she had just sneezed and was inhaling the snot off her upper lip.

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    This photographed expletive was taken just as Whitney caught sight of Chris Brown sneaking into her hotel.

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    Cleveland Girl
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    If so many people had not been pushing her for a “comeback” she may have not fallen into her addiction again. She could have let a quiet, sober life far from the spot light with her daughter. I almost blame Clive for this.

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    We lost an amazing singer, I am a brasilian girl who loves great music and her music will never dies. I keep playing her music in my mind. I don`t care what many people say about you, but for min you were a person like every body else, strong and in same situations weak. I will miss you very much, hope you can singer for the ones that were also called by God. My condolencies for your family and hope your daughter can keep you close to her heart.

    Love you whitney

    Alice Martin

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      She was a mediocre talent with a few hits who got into some addictions. Quit talking about her like you knew her. Clearly she was in trouble for a long time. Why would you put her on a pedestal like that? She spent the money you spent on her songs on drugs and alcohol. It was her money but stop making her out to be this fabulous person. She was a human being that made bad decisions that cost her her life.

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    I hope that the monsters who got these pictures would never goes to the pain that whitney`s family is going now. To loss someone that you love, it is like to lose a part of your heart.

    Love whitney

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    Whitney reminds me of Marilyn Monroe in these pictures. Beautiful but troubled.

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    Shaythe sht
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    Fuck all you hating ass losers! You are just mad because you are not rich and famous or known as the greatest singer in the world! Hate on because the world will always love Whitney Houston! She will always hold a special place in my heart! She is the reason why I give all my haters the fuck you attitude/ cold shoulder!

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    she was lookin fineeeee look at them leg caps,that behind.

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    “Gimme my pipe so i can enjoy my bath”

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    my boy Eric Hudoson was with her that night thats hem in the back with RayJ he sad she did not do any drugs and ppl where passing her her dranks i think some one spike here drank

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