Where’d Selena Gomez’s Implants Go?

July 21st, 2014 // 22 Comments

Because people like me will never understand how breasts work (Chlorophyll?), there’s been a lot of talk recently about Selena Gomez getting implants. Except here she is over the weekend looking noticeably less chestier which means she probably didn’t get new boobs. Unless… she forgot to do that thing where she sticks her thumb in her mouth and blows really hard to inflate them which I don’t see how it couldn’t be. Case closed!

Adding… She said what about what now? A Gaza strip? What’s that? Some sort of vagina thing?

Photos: Splash News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. I thought boobs were powered by jigglewatts.

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    The Dude
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    Massive boobs or not, she looks pretty damn good here.

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    The Dude
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    Photobombed by ARod.

  4. MarketingMike

    Boobs By Victoria Secret, aka WonderBra

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    She is ruined now with that stupid tattoo.

  6. rican

    In every Selena Gomez side boob photo there’s A-Rod in the background saying it all with his face.

  7. If you don’t look too closely, she’s cute. If you look at a close-up of her face, it does not look good at all.

  8. Ragnar

    Geez, when will you guys figure out she was wearing a push-up bra?

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    buzz
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    The tattoo is where you draw the line? Not Selena running to his house after JB drunk dials her instead of his usual escort service?

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    abides
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    or black joe frances

  11. whatever

    Do you even know womens breasts can swell up a lot during the day she ovulates. Natures way of making a woman more attractive, and desirable to impregnate. She is probably on her period now, sad deflated breasts and unhappy uncomfortable look. LEARN ABOUT WOMEN!

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    whatever
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    definitely on her heavy flow day, ”hope my tampon wont bleed through”, squeezes legs tightly, ”wish this guy would stop talking to me, can’t he see i feel uncomfortable?”

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    Back pain
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    “Hey beaner I’ll give you $50 to blow me out back”

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    “Yesterday you had huge boobs…Where did they go?”

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    Cottage cheese already. Best keep ahead of that, kid.

  16. anonym

    she borrowed a bra from paris hilton

  17. This is Paris Hilton all over again. Did you ever get to the bottom of that? C’mon Fish, don’t you take this shit seriously enough?

  18. annoyed

    you’re an idiot. i bet you have no knowledge of how breasts work. obviously, depending on what she wears, theres always going to be different padding bras that will make her boobs look noticeably bigger. since she wore that dress, OBVIOUSLY, shes not wearing a padded bra. god…. you can even google this you idiotic uneducatedpiece of shit.

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    Pam
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    yup she still has boobs.
    (better like this than huge nasty knockers)

  20. Huggy Griever

    Remember when she was more than a great set of pins? Yeah, me either.

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