Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones physically launching a paparazzo after he hit her in the face with his camera while she was entering a London hotel last night. Which had to feel awesome for that guy considering he just had his ass handed to him by a middle-aged Welsh woman. Usually I’m not a fan of celebrities randomly attacking photographers just because, but in this case, the guy nailed her livelihood with his camera, not to mention this is probably the most erotic thing I’ve seen all day and I’ve been to Bree Olson‘s website twice this morning. (For research!) Maybe because I started picturing Catherine brawling Chris Brown in the streets then dropping scones on his unconscious body. “Now that’s bloody irony, love.”
*looks down*
Do they make Kleenex in beach towel size? Just curious.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Hugh Gentry | February 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I wish her mouth was coming at me like that
i_piss_excellence | February 25, 2011 at 2:12 pm
If only she would open her mouth few more inches, I just might be able to slide my cock in. I would love to bang her.
Hugh Gentry | February 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm
there’s no way M.D. with one foot in the grave is giving it to her. She would be amazing in the sack!
Jimbo | February 25, 2011 at 1:47 pm
She looks like my blow up doll
Girl who knows ALL | February 28, 2011 at 10:02 am
HA!
Bucky Barnes | February 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Great title, Mr. Fish. I’m certain I’ve seen that exact facial expression in pics of a pissed off grizzly.
Sandy | February 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
I used to wait tables in NYC and she would always come in, she is even more gorgeous in person AND she is ridiculously sweet. Tips well, all around awesome. The Pap must have been a douche.
Emma | February 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm
I’ve met her in Bermuda a few times. I don’t think she’s anything special in person. When she’s done up – yes, but just a random day. Not so much.
dudeatdudedotdude | February 25, 2011 at 2:44 pm
DJ–not nude just unfuckinbelievably sexy–here..
http://www.zodcaps.com/zodcapz/c/catherine_zeta_jones
dudeatdudedotdude | February 25, 2011 at 1:55 pm
loved her ass in entrapment, mmm mmm mmmm…….
Komodo | February 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Entirely worth watching for that scene alone.
Deacon Jones | February 25, 2011 at 2:38 pm
How much does it show?
The typical half-second flash with shitty lighting?
dudeatdudedotdude | February 25, 2011 at 2:47 pm
sorry deacon i replied above by mistake..
It had to be said | February 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm
I know that she is hot because this picture made me want to fap to her. Thinking about Entrapment almost made me pass out.
Deacon Jones | February 25, 2011 at 2:04 pm
What a waste knowing that’s the last thing Michael Douglas’ shriveled penis sees every night before it throws up.
jonesy | February 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm
I bet that photog jerked it 4 times last night while punching himself in the face. But more importantly, what was Corey Feldman doing there and where the fuck did he get that white jacket? Me wants!
rooty tooty | February 25, 2011 at 2:08 pm
For a second, I thought I was looking at the cover of “In the Court of the Crimson King”
rooty tooty | February 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Court-Crimson-King/dp/B00065MDRW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1298669295&sr=8-2
Practice Girlfriend | February 25, 2011 at 2:09 pm
I never thought I’d be distracted by a woman’s beauty while she beats the shit out of somebody, but here we are.
See Alice | February 25, 2011 at 2:16 pm
I think Carrie Heffernan could kick her ass .
Hugh Gentry | February 26, 2011 at 4:28 pm
I would like to watch and throw jello on them.
bitingontinfoil | February 25, 2011 at 2:23 pm
“the guy nailed her livelihood with his camera”
um…*what* livelihood?…
dudeatdudedotdude | February 25, 2011 at 2:51 pm
her face presumably is her meal ticket
dudeatdudedotdude | February 25, 2011 at 2:54 pm
(i believe she’s the face for lancome or eliz arden, one of those makeup companies)
Eric | February 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm
You’re so petty [sic] when you’re angry.
SlickGonzalez | February 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm
That Pap was probably thinking “I just won the fucking lottery!”
No wonder Michael Douglas looks so freaked out… There goes a million bucks!
uncle phil | February 25, 2011 at 2:34 pm
you can see micheal douglas sitting in that car thinking, “great. now it’s gonna be another strap-on night for the old gecko. she’s probably gonna go ’til i cry again.”
adolf hitler | February 25, 2011 at 2:35 pm
shes playing both sides!!
hmna | February 25, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Pic 1: Are we sure that isn’t Sofia Vergara?
Cock Dr | February 25, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Michael Douglas is either a very happy man, or a very frightened one.
dudeatdudedotdude | February 25, 2011 at 5:24 pm
If she can cock it open that far (no pun intended, ok it was intended) then im sure he’s *very* happy~ in fact i’d venture to guess a blowjob from that mouth could cure cancer!
atotalcad | February 25, 2011 at 3:02 pm
The last time I saw a look like that was when I riding my girlfriend doggy-style and whispered in her ear, “I’m fucking your sister.”
Yipee Yi Yo Ky Aye, motherfucker.
Velma Kelly | February 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm
If you had been there, if you had seen it, I betcha would have done the same…
skip | February 25, 2011 at 3:50 pm
My willy, that mouth, priceless.
Stephen | February 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm
In similar circumstances, Anita Ekberg shot at a photographer with a bow and arrows, and when that didn’t put him off, took and kneed him in the groin. They don’t make actresses the way they used to :-)
NTT | February 25, 2011 at 4:42 pm
There are all these men around and she’s the one handling the situation. Typical. Her husband had cancer and her son has special needs, don’t mess with her, people. She’ll take you down!!!!!!
Go Catherine. I love you!
Jim | February 25, 2011 at 4:44 pm
“Her husband had cancer and her son has special needs”
I’ll take “Thing The Bitch Deserves” for $200, Alex.
NTT | February 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm
I’ll tell you what she needs, a stiff drink and good lay!
I know!
brandi | February 28, 2011 at 11:10 pm
classy
Eric | February 25, 2011 at 4:46 pm
I anticipate a bukaki tsunami on this picture.
ID | February 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm
She seems a little sexually frustrated here. So, now Michael knows she never cheated on him while he was sick. All around I’d say this is good news.
homosapiens | February 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm
THIS IS ZETA!
Blech | February 26, 2011 at 12:47 am
ZETA KICK.
Giggles | February 25, 2011 at 7:22 pm
I think it’s great. You go girl!
Rex Kramer | February 25, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Good for her! I would have given her extra points if she bit a chunk out of the guys face. Kit Cat, call me , I still have Mr. Buzzy.
mancuso | February 25, 2011 at 10:52 pm
I never cared for her much, but now I think I’m in love.
I want her to pick me up and throw me through the air while calling me dirty Welsh names with lots of weirdly-paired consonants in them. “You ffawnnwyd gahrwddyg, stick your fwkkyng camera in your bwmffawgh!!!”
Also…, when did Michael Douglas become his own father’s grandfather?
me | February 26, 2011 at 12:41 am
psssssssst: SEND HER TO LIBIA, folks!!
Rough part the internet. Yes, like the red sea | February 26, 2011 at 2:00 pm
You know why shes angry right?
That cletus dude probably said: youves gotta purty mouthh….
jaime | February 26, 2011 at 3:40 pm
the best part about this is that she just received the title of Lady Catherine from the british empire.
somerandomchic | February 26, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Really?! Awesome!
rovingardener | February 26, 2011 at 4:41 pm
The thing is, paparazzi don’t know enough to not screw with Welsh; this is what you get.
Anon(butobvious) | February 27, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Is it weird that she reminds me of *plump* Victoria Beckham?
keira | March 9, 2011 at 9:31 am
no, she really looks like the alien in the first pic….*uahhh*
James | February 28, 2011 at 3:43 am
They have no right to do this. The celebs, I mean. There are plenty of vacancies at your local McDonald’s, just get out of the limelight – you chose to chase this profession, and what goes along with it – now deal with it. I’m sure the millions in the bank help a bit.
Papz are scum, but still. Read above.
brandi | February 28, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Yes, because she dreamed of being an actress for a long time, she deserves to get hit in the face by someone who should have been at a real job.
brandi | February 28, 2011 at 11:11 pm
And when did 41 become middle age?