When Catherine Zeta-Jones Attacks

February 25th, 2011 // 104 Comments

Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones physically launching a paparazzo after he hit her in the face with his camera while she was entering a London hotel last night. Which had to feel awesome for that guy considering he just had his ass handed to him by a middle-aged Welsh woman. Usually I’m not a fan of celebrities randomly attacking photographers just because, but in this case, the guy nailed her livelihood with his camera, not to mention this is probably the most erotic thing I’ve seen all day and I’ve been to Bree Olson‘s website twice this morning. (For research!) Maybe because I started picturing Catherine brawling Chris Brown in the streets then dropping scones on his unconscious body. “Now that’s bloody irony, love.”

*looks down*

Do they make Kleenex in beach towel size? Just curious.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Hugh Gentry

    I wish her mouth was coming at me like that

  2. Jimbo

    She looks like my blow up doll

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    phil
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Bucky Barnes

    Great title, Mr. Fish. I’m certain I’ve seen that exact facial expression in pics of a pissed off grizzly.

  5. Sandy

    I used to wait tables in NYC and she would always come in, she is even more gorgeous in person AND she is ridiculously sweet. Tips well, all around awesome. The Pap must have been a douche.

  6. loved her ass in entrapment, mmm mmm mmmm…….

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    LJ
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    The photographer hit her in the face with his camera?

    She should have kicked his nuts back up through his mouth after he hit the ground.

  8. It had to be said

    I know that she is hot because this picture made me want to fap to her. Thinking about Entrapment almost made me pass out.

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    castallare
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    That’s seriously the sexiest Rage Face I’ve ever seen in my life. :::runs off to practice in the mirror::

    • Mal Gusto

      no kidding. If she would keep those teeth under control, I would love to see her with that face diving at my cauk.

  10. Deacon Jones

    What a waste knowing that’s the last thing Michael Douglas’ shriveled penis sees every night before it throws up.

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    HLM
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    The look on Michael’s face says “Note to self…NEVER cheat on Catherine.”

  12. jonesy

    I bet that photog jerked it 4 times last night while punching himself in the face. But more importantly, what was Corey Feldman doing there and where the fuck did he get that white jacket? Me wants!

  13. rooty tooty

    For a second, I thought I was looking at the cover of “In the Court of the Crimson King”

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    castallare
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    Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE: The form of the Douglasses!

  15. Practice Girlfriend

    I never thought I’d be distracted by a woman’s beauty while she beats the shit out of somebody, but here we are.

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    castallare
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    I think we’re looking at a man jizzing in his pants, folks.

  17. See Alice

    I think Carrie Heffernan could kick her ass .

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    Rough part the internet. Yes, like the red sea
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    hahaha Is Catherine doing a # on this mere mortal?

  19. Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas
    Rough part the internet. Yes, like the red sea
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    lol This dude s cultivating a nice cletus stach…

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    lol it looks like she’s grabbin at his junk :))

  21. bitingontinfoil

    “the guy nailed her livelihood with his camera”

    um…*what* livelihood?…

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    dumbass
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    wow, that second picture, the look on her face is just totally badass! she looks like she enjoys handing out a good ass whupping!

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    Rough part the internet. Yes, like the red sea
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    Don’t be alarmed, shes visibly shaken but not stirred…

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    ad
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    He’s about to curse the photographer using his mummy magic.

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    A rare James Bond photobomb.

  26. Eric

    You’re so petty [sic] when you’re angry.

  27. SlickGonzalez

    That Pap was probably thinking “I just won the fucking lottery!”

    No wonder Michael Douglas looks so freaked out… There goes a million bucks!

  28. uncle phil

    you can see micheal douglas sitting in that car thinking, “great. now it’s gonna be another strap-on night for the old gecko. she’s probably gonna go ’til i cry again.”

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    Rough part the internet. Yes, like the red sea
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    I’m no expert but Catherine looks like she has a lots of repressed energy…

  30. adolf hitler

    shes playing both sides!!

  31. hmna

    Pic 1: Are we sure that isn’t Sofia Vergara?

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    Margot
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    You put scones WHERE?!

  33. Cock Dr

    Michael Douglas is either a very happy man, or a very frightened one.

    • If she can cock it open that far (no pun intended, ok it was intended) then im sure he’s *very* happy~ in fact i’d venture to guess a blowjob from that mouth could cure cancer!

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    Mal Gusto
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    @ad, you beat me too it. I was going to write something about some Darth Vader like choke-out, but your comment was funnier.

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    Alice
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    Has anyone else from the UK noticed Dane Bowers in this photo?

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    Rough part the internet. Yes, like the red sea
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    Topical fight night at the Douglas compound

    MD: I am Spartacus damn it, you go check the strange noise downstairs. How dare you.

    KZJ: You were on Spaticus?

    MD: Romancing the Stones, Sparticus same thing. Alright, give me the flashlight….

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    Rough part the internet. Yes, like the red sea
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    Id let her inherit all my money…Douglas made a wise choice….

  38. atotalcad

    The last time I saw a look like that was when I riding my girlfriend doggy-style and whispered in her ear, “I’m fucking your sister.”

    Yipee Yi Yo Ky Aye, motherfucker.

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    RichPort
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    That dude has more than his share of fingers…

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    James F. Reilly
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    When did Catherine Zeta Jones start dating Larry King?

  41. Velma Kelly

    If you had been there, if you had seen it, I betcha would have done the same…

  42. skip

    My willy, that mouth, priceless.

  43. Stephen

    In similar circumstances, Anita Ekberg shot at a photographer with a bow and arrows, and when that didn’t put him off, took and kneed him in the groin. They don’t make actresses the way they used to :-)

  44. NTT

    There are all these men around and she’s the one handling the situation. Typical. Her husband had cancer and her son has special needs, don’t mess with her, people. She’ll take you down!!!!!!

    Go Catherine. I love you!

  45. Eric

    I anticipate a bukaki tsunami on this picture.

  46. ID

    She seems a little sexually frustrated here. So, now Michael knows she never cheated on him while he was sick. All around I’d say this is good news.

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    d4rez
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    Well you can take the girl out of Wales……

    Ladette.

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    da-dum…. da-dum…..da-dum da-dum da-dum dum dum dum dum.

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    LUFENDER
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    Her dad looks pissed!

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    LauranChilds
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    Yes, we Brits can have such bad tempers. That’s how we get on so well with the Latins – apparently.

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