What’s Up, Uma Thurman? and Other News

May 12th, 2011 // 22 Comments

Posted By Photo Boy

- Nick Cannon won Mariah Carey over with his soft, luscious pubes. No, really. [Popeater]

- Jon Hamm got plastered in England. [Huffington Post]

- Angelina Jolie keeps on getting stupid tattoos. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow flashing her hot chest bones cleavage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio got tired of this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cameron Diaz, even with the muscle-tone of a Spartan dulled out, still looks terrible. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Irina Shayk has some serious competition here. [theCHIVE]

- Mickey Rourke knows what I’m talking about. [FilmDrunk]

- Kate Upton keeps being amazing at Twitter. [Popoholic]

- Gisele Bundchen is worth every penny of this. [Starpulse]

- Drake is the poor man’s Kanye West. And by poor I mean extravagantly rich network executive. [Celebslam]

- David Letterman pretends to care about Chaz Bono‘s homemade penis. [BuzzFeed]

- Top 25 Reality Show Sports Hotties [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Plastic Fantastic

    Uma Thurman is bangin.

  2. God is Black

    Picture #5 Is,Is, that pubic hair? The curtains match the carpet? Please say its so!

  3. Uma Thurman Cannes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Cool dress.

  4. Cock Dr

    Red carpet movie starness done right. Bravo!

  5. TomFrank

    FYI: There’s a headline on the front page of nytimes.com right now entitled “Tiger Woods Withdraws After 9 Holes.” Imagine my disappointment, though, when I discovered that it was not about his continuing to screw whores without a condom.

  6. Uma Thurman Cannes
    DOucHe BaGELs
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she trimmed that with a real Hatori Hanzo sword.

  7. Way to bring her “cans,” to “Cannes.” Get it? +1 for me!

  8. Deryn

    Dear Uma: Thank you for not Lindsay™-ing up your lips. Sincerely, Me

  9. Longshot421

    Uma’s great, loved her for years, and she looks fantastic here. But (little off topic here), look at pic #10. Check out the guns on the lady in line at the far left of the photo. Shit, I bet she could even out curl Cameron Diaz. ;-)

  10. Michael

    Uma is gorgeous and a great actress. That is all.

  11. Anon

    I’ve never liked her face. I don’t even just find it not beautiful; I find it ugly. I know I probably have a problem; I just wanted to put it out there.

  12. What, is this another one of those “pretend Uma Thurman” is attractive discussions? I’m joining late, so I want to get up to speed. It’s easy to be honest, but if we’re doing the “OMG, she is so hot” thing, then I need a minute to prepare.

  13. Uma Thurman Cannes
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes me want to scream “TITTIES!” at the top of my lungs, but that would get me kicked out of this Chuck E. Cheese again.

  14. Uma Thurman Cannes
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    my god, she’s a giant

  15. the captain

    the word is out: SHE WANTS ME, folks!!

  16. Jovy

    How I love this woman. Amazing actress.

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