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Uma Thurman is bangin.
Picture #5 Is,Is, that pubic hair? The curtains match the carpet? Please say its so!
looks like it :D hands are a little nasty tho–but at least she doesn’t really have those longass hitchhiking thumbs IRL
fish, isn’t “what’s up/how ya doin/etc [hot chick]” doug’s schtick over at IDLYITW..
dammit i mean todd not doug
When your fucking a chick, do you look OCB at their hands?
might notice them if they’re giving me a twister that’s about it
Cool dress.
Red carpet movie starness done right. Bravo!
FYI: There’s a headline on the front page of nytimes.com right now entitled “Tiger Woods Withdraws After 9 Holes.” Imagine my disappointment, though, when I discovered that it was not about his continuing to screw whores without a condom.
+ infinity
I bet she trimmed that with a real Hatori Hanzo sword.
LOL
Way to bring her “cans,” to “Cannes.” Get it? +1 for me!
Dear Uma: Thank you for not Lindsay™-ing up your lips. Sincerely, Me
Uma’s great, loved her for years, and she looks fantastic here. But (little off topic here), look at pic #10. Check out the guns on the lady in line at the far left of the photo. Shit, I bet she could even out curl Cameron Diaz. ;-)
Uma is gorgeous and a great actress. That is all.
I’ve never liked her face. I don’t even just find it not beautiful; I find it ugly. I know I probably have a problem; I just wanted to put it out there.
What, is this another one of those “pretend Uma Thurman” is attractive discussions? I’m joining late, so I want to get up to speed. It’s easy to be honest, but if we’re doing the “OMG, she is so hot” thing, then I need a minute to prepare.
She makes me want to scream “TITTIES!” at the top of my lungs, but that would get me kicked out of this Chuck E. Cheese again.
my god, she’s a giant
the word is out: SHE WANTS ME, folks!!
How I love this woman. Amazing actress.