What’s Up, Uma Thurman? and Other News

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- Nick Cannon won Mariah Carey over with his soft, luscious pubes. No, really. [Popeater]

- Jon Hamm got plastered in England. [Huffington Post]

- Angelina Jolie keeps on getting stupid tattoos. [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow flashing her hot chest bones cleavage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio got tired of this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Cameron Diaz, even with the muscle-tone of a Spartan dulled out, still looks terrible. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Irina Shayk has some serious competition here. [theCHIVE]

- Mickey Rourke knows what I’m talking about. [FilmDrunk]

- Kate Upton keeps being amazing at Twitter. [Popoholic]

- Gisele Bundchen is worth every penny of this. [Starpulse]

- Drake is the poor man’s Kanye West. And by poor I mean extravagantly rich network executive. [Celebslam]

- David Letterman pretends to care about Chaz Bono’s homemade penis. [BuzzFeed]

- Top 25 Reality Show Sports Hotties [Bleacher Report]

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