- The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor‘s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals. [Popeater]
- Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman‘s dancing. [Dlisted]
- Robert Pattinson has creepy hands. [Lainey Gossip]
- Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, and for something completely different, Jason Schwartzman. [FilmDrunk]
- Lucy Pinder is in her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Irina Shayk in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Hilary Duff has a new hair-cut. And tight leather pants. [Popoholic]
- Kate Gosselin is ready for love. [Celebslam]
- George Lopez calls Kirstie Alley a pig. [The Fab Life]
- Mad Men season five delayed by studio politics. Goddammit. [Starpulse]
- Jersey Shore’s Vinny shows his acting range by playing an extroverted guido on The Hard Times of RJ Berger. [TooFab]
- Italian-Americans are no longer alone with their shame. Thanks Korea! [BuzzFeed]
- Allison Stokke is a champion pole-vaulter. Enough said. [theCHIVE]
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Hello there, Fattie!
Hopefully the sarcasm font is malfunctioning on my computer. She looks about 25 lb lighter than the last pics I saw of her.
are you kidding?
yeah, she definetly lost the chubs she had last season. Nice.
2 words: Ab Omelet!!
yum
WHO????
yeah, who is this cunt, and why are we looking at her if she’s not naked or showing a nipple?? WTF Fish?!?!?
someone needs to get their 6 inch roots touched up
can you guess how I know you’re a homo?
He said 6 inch and wasn’t talking about sub-way?
OR I’m a chick, and unlike you am not focused on whacking it to a chick who wouldn’t give me a second look. You focus on YOUR interests in the photo, and I’ll focus on mine.
why are there so many women on this site?
“cankles and roots, she’s too fat, she’s too thin”…
good lord.
Maybe the pink background is like flypaper to us.
she is growing it out. obvious to women. unless they get confused easily.
ummm, u do realize ur on a GOSSIP website, rite? and its actually weird that a MAN would be on a GOSSIP website which MEN never cease to remind WOMEN of how GOSSIPY they are. also, do u even kno wat KANKLES (with a K darling) are?
ooh k-town looks like fun! kamsa mida korean america!!! :D Wowww~
I don’t know who she is, but I know I’ll be seeing her later in my 3pm rub-one-out fantasies.
looks like she has a cute butthole, would eat…
She’s a professional dancer on Dancing With the Stars! I think she’s the hottest on there. Just something fiesty and dirty about her!
So, tell us all about band camp!
I’m not a man idiot!
There is nothing wrong with a man watching dancing with the stars. There are some hot pro women dancers on there, that do all sorts of sexual dances. I jack off to it every Monday night before I go to bed. You guys are missing out.
If (1) you watch Dancing with the Stars, and (20 you describe a girl as “fiesty”, please don’t pretend to have a heterosexual interest in her.
I like that Edyta chick.
She just looks easy,way easy.
Dancing with the Stars huh? Well I would love to do the horizontal tango with her.
i’d like to do the horizontal lick her asshole with her…
what is it with you an assholes? we get it, you are facinated with stink holes. must every post be, i want to lick her asshole, i would put my tongue in her asshole, that asshole looks good enough to eat.
we get it, asshole.
;)
i agree. please do good to keep tour fetishes to urself, if u can.
I would do things to that.
I forgot what I was gonna say because I was distracted but this above about sums it up.
She’d like to do things back but you’ll have to guide her because she’s a cross-eyed hot freak.
Don’t worry, once I insert my fuel rod those eyes will pop right back in place.
She reeks of a trailer. As with all trailer trash chicks, get the getting while the gettin’ good – they have a very short shelf life!
+1 googled her she has some ugly ass tats. pity..
I googled her too, and her tattoo’s are hardly even visible if and when they even barely poke out of whatever she is wearing.
Beggars can be choosers, I guess.
You know this by watching you neighbors?
He knows this by doing his sister.
She may have brain damage.
Where is the money lending nose?
But seriously thanks for welcoming spring in such a gorgeous fashion, for lack of a better word.
Yummy
smokin bod, too bad about the whole crossed-eyes thing
I promise my one-eyed viper would uncross those eyes.
With her dancer legs wrapped around my back and her working those abs…she’d probably break my back.
I must say, that body is pleasing to the eye. That being said…honey, being a brunette isn’t that bad. It beats how your hair looks now.
how come there are no ass shots?
She looks amazing compared to how she once did,
Lisa Marie Presley Face Syndrome, but in a good way.
Fuck, is she driving one of those goofy Smart Cars?
Just a thin layer of elastic is all that is separating us from dancer vag.
Hot and FIRST!
If Candice Swanepol and Ken from Barbie had a child, and then she was hit with the ugly stick, this would be his twin.
hahaha
No more ink…
It’s like somebody combined Candace Swanepoel and Screech.
*Eddie griffin voice* WHAT is up wit yo eye G?!
Girl, take care of those nasty roots. Either keep up the blonde or go brunette but not both
damn you Opti-Grab™!!!!
She kinda looks like she has the face of a tranny, the rest of her ain’t bad tho
that chin.
is this Jay Leno’s daughter?
There cannot be even one chromosome shared between this woman and David Schwimmer. Now one.
Brooke Hogan’s growing our her roots? And calling herself Lacey? Either way, not my type. I like girls….
‘Sup Craig? ‘Sup Red? Whatchu got on my forty, punk?! Gimme that chain!! That’s MY chain!!
girl looks good but that weave is bankrupt! Ombre highlights really arnt working for you girl!
eew greasy puerto rican hair.
Good dancer, but just another insecure Hollywood foole who felt they needed to go under the knife. Why do they so often come out looking Siamese? I didn’t think she was particularly attractive before, but mostly because of her personality. She came off as a snotty little brat (to me, anyway).
Needless to say, all I know of her is from watching DWTS–I hope she’s a great human in real life!
Something about this pic screams “van accessible.”
anyone who wears that much makeup to the gym must be incredibly insecure.
her cash is out to blond her hair.
SO RICH AMERICANS ARE OFFICIALLY WARNED!!
she was wise to wear those sweatpants…girl is competing with Kristy Alley for the “legs most resembling tree trunk” prize.
If I had abs like those I’d have a hump on my back from trying to lick ‘em all day.
I find Allison Stokke highly relevant in a number of ways all of a sudden.
that’s all of THE sudden, right fish??? aaaaaahhhhahahahahha
What is dying on her head?! Lol!
Awesome body! :)
DAT BUTTER FACE!
May she put on her makeup after she was done…ever think about that? Anyone who judges people without knowing the facts is also “incredibly insecure.”