What’s Up, Lacey Schwimmer? And Other News

- The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals. [Popeater]

- Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman’s dancing. [Dlisted]

- Robert Pattinson has creepy hands. [Lainey Gossip]

- Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, and for something completely different, Jason Schwartzman. [FilmDrunk]

- Lucy Pinder is in her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Irina Shayk in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hilary Duff has a new hair-cut. And tight leather pants. [Popoholic]

- Kate Gosselin is ready for love. [Celebslam]

- George Lopez calls Kirstie Alley a pig. [The Fab Life]

- Mad Men season five delayed by studio politics. Goddammit. [Starpulse]

- Jersey Shore’s Vinny shows his acting range by playing an extroverted guido on The Hard Times of RJ Berger. [TooFab]

- Italian-Americans are no longer alone with their shame. Thanks Korea! [BuzzFeed]

- Allison Stokke is a champion pole-vaulter. Enough said. [theCHIVE]

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