What’s Up, Lacey Schwimmer? And Other News

March 24th, 2011 // 76 Comments

- The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor‘s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals. [Popeater]

- Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman‘s dancing. [Dlisted]

- Robert Pattinson has creepy hands. [Lainey Gossip]

- Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, and for something completely different, Jason Schwartzman. [FilmDrunk]

- Lucy Pinder is in her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Irina Shayk in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hilary Duff has a new hair-cut. And tight leather pants. [Popoholic]

- Kate Gosselin is ready for love. [Celebslam]

- George Lopez calls Kirstie Alley a pig. [The Fab Life]

- Mad Men season five delayed by studio politics. Goddammit. [Starpulse]

- Jersey Shore’s Vinny shows his acting range by playing an extroverted guido on The Hard Times of RJ Berger. [TooFab]

- Italian-Americans are no longer alone with their shame. Thanks Korea! [BuzzFeed]

- Allison Stokke is a champion pole-vaulter. Enough said. [theCHIVE]

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  1. Hello there, Fattie!

  2. RoboZombie

    2 words: Ab Omelet!!

  3. mamamiasweetpeaches

    WHO????

    • Hugh Gentry

      yeah, who is this cunt, and why are we looking at her if she’s not naked or showing a nipple?? WTF Fish?!?!?

  4. Skunky hair

    someone needs to get their 6 inch roots touched up

  5. ooh k-town looks like fun! kamsa mida korean america!!! :D Wowww~

  6. I don’t know who she is, but I know I’ll be seeing her later in my 3pm rub-one-out fantasies.

  7. Dancing

    She’s a professional dancer on Dancing With the Stars! I think she’s the hottest on there. Just something fiesty and dirty about her!

  8. Dancing with the Stars huh? Well I would love to do the horizontal tango with her.

  9. roight

    I would do things to that.

  10. Jake

    She reeks of a trailer. As with all trailer trash chicks, get the getting while the gettin’ good – they have a very short shelf life!

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    Jake
    Commented on this photo:

    She may have brain damage.

  12. Rough housing

    Where is the money lending nose?

    But seriously thanks for welcoming spring in such a gorgeous fashion, for lack of a better word.

  13. team hot ginge

    smokin bod, too bad about the whole crossed-eyes thing

  14. LJ

    With her dancer legs wrapped around my back and her working those abs…she’d probably break my back.

  15. cc

    I must say, that body is pleasing to the eye. That being said…honey, being a brunette isn’t that bad. It beats how your hair looks now.

  16. TechNut

    how come there are no ass shots?

  17. She looks amazing compared to how she once did,

  18. Eric

    Lisa Marie Presley Face Syndrome, but in a good way.

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    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, is she driving one of those goofy Smart Cars?

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    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a thin layer of elastic is all that is separating us from dancer vag.

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    Manmeat
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot and FIRST!

  22. Talo

    If Candice Swanepol and Ken from Barbie had a child, and then she was hit with the ugly stick, this would be his twin.

  23. Ash Bones

    No more ink…

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    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like somebody combined Candace Swanepoel and Screech.

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    *Eddie griffin voice* WHAT is up wit yo eye G?!

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    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl, take care of those nasty roots. Either keep up the blonde or go brunette but not both

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    damn you Opti-Grab™!!!!

  28. Puddin' Taine

    She kinda looks like she has the face of a tranny, the rest of her ain’t bad tho

  29. anonym

    that chin.

    is this Jay Leno’s daughter?

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    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    There cannot be even one chromosome shared between this woman and David Schwimmer. Now one.

  31. FamousPlastic.com

    Brooke Hogan’s growing our her roots? And calling herself Lacey? Either way, not my type. I like girls….

  32. Mark R

    ‘Sup Craig? ‘Sup Red? Whatchu got on my forty, punk?! Gimme that chain!! That’s MY chain!!

  33. Lacey Schwimmer Bra DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    girl looks good but that weave is bankrupt! Ombre highlights really arnt working for you girl!

  34. AustrianGold

    eew greasy puerto rican hair.

  35. Good dancer, but just another insecure Hollywood foole who felt they needed to go under the knife. Why do they so often come out looking Siamese? I didn’t think she was particularly attractive before, but mostly because of her personality. She came off as a snotty little brat (to me, anyway).

    Needless to say, all I know of her is from watching DWTS–I hope she’s a great human in real life!

  36. Marshall Crist

    Something about this pic screams “van accessible.”

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    The Ugly Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone who wears that much makeup to the gym must be incredibly insecure.

  38. the one

    her cash is out to blond her hair.
    SO RICH AMERICANS ARE OFFICIALLY WARNED!!

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    josieb
    Commented on this photo:

    she was wise to wear those sweatpants…girl is competing with Kristy Alley for the “legs most resembling tree trunk” prize.

  40. Lacey Schwimmer Bra DWTS
    Commented on this photo:

    If I had abs like those I’d have a hump on my back from trying to lick ‘em all day.

  41. I find Allison Stokke highly relevant in a number of ways all of a sudden.

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    Karen
    Commented on this photo:

    What is dying on her head?! Lol!
    Awesome body! :)

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    Nik
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT BUTTER FACE!

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    Oye
    Commented on this photo:

    May she put on her makeup after she was done…ever think about that? Anyone who judges people without knowing the facts is also “incredibly insecure.”

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