What The Hell’s Rihanna Wearing? And Other News

April 8th, 2013 // 19 Comments

- Jamie Lynn Spears is tweeting about Justin Timberlake. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Cruise‘s ass cheeks must never fall below 87 degrees Xenu-heit. [Dlisted]

- Cleavage. This entire gallery is cleavage. [theCHIVE]

- Megan Fox dyed her hair red for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What her hair color has to do with bending over the hood of a broken down Turtle van is anybody’s guess. [tooFab]

- James Franco wants to bang the shit out of Ryan Gosling. [BuzzFeed]

- Catrinel Menghia is some sort of lingerie model. [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift somehow makes shopping more boring than it already is. [IDLYITW]

- There needs to be more attention paid to Lindsay Arnold‘s ass. I said it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian‘s fetus is probably going to make her $16 million, and that’s not even counting the first child support payment because, seriously, when’s the last time anyone’s seen her with Kanye? [Celebslam]

- If you’re thinking, “I bet this is another topless Page 3 chick,” GET OUT OF MY HEAD. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Britney Spears let her new boyfriend watch her grocery shop and he still has all his limbs. These two might make it. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Anyone find it convenient that Wesley Snipes gets out of jail and suddenly Halle Berry‘s pregnant? Blade thought I wouldn’t catch that, but I did. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Rihanna Crazy Outfit Laker Game
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    In a feeble attempt to save face after realizing her fashion mistake Rihanna sat around telling everyone: I’m 4 years old. I’m 4 years old.

  2. meh

    Illumanti symbol on her leg again., she may as well just get it tattooed on her forehead.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Next week – you can see into the future like my brother and I do.

      Offhand, it looks like she came dressed as an entry in a NASCAR race. That’s all we’ve got – give it your best shots, everyone.

  3. Rihanna Crazy Outfit Laker Game
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    I look at Chris like this right after I blow him so he can slap me because I was a good little girl. He loves me so.

  4. Rihanna Crazy Outfit Laker Game
    JC
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    “Chris gave me this earring to replace one he ripped out with his teeth during an argument. Isn’t he a sweetie?”

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    alex
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    Does little miss superstar look….uncomfortable? Self conscious? It seems she picking up on the non-millionaire, “regular” people vibes. Check out all the “love” she’s getting from the people in the cheap(er) seats.

    Take a superstar outside of their bubble and you find amazing insecurity.

  6. Rihanna Crazy Outfit Laker Game
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    The look on both of those guy’s faces says it all. FML

  7. Rihanna Crazy Outfit Laker Game
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    Is that a gunboob?

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    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how the father is trying to distract the boy who obviously just saw the sluttiest thing ever in his short life.

  9. pavement_smear

    Great, now she’s a Barbadian chola. One more accent to fake.

  10. Dave Ain't Here, Man

    Amazing she showed up on time to catch the game.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Who knows? She may have been at the wrong game. If she’s dressed like that, she’s probably too high to know where she is or what’s going on.

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    Hugh Jazz
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    Skeeter
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    The other chick in the picture looks like she would probably like to have a tongue up her anus.

  13. Rihanna Crazy Outfit Laker Game
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    “I’m so glad you got out of jail, Phil Spector! I don’t think anyone should have to go there.”

  14. Nancy

    or the love of God, doesn’tshe have a mother?

  15. Rihanna Crazy Outfit Laker Game
    SharZar
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    Is she a NASCAR?

  16. kery

    her outfit is awful even though she is rich ;D

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