What The Hell’s Rihanna Wearing? And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2013

- Jamie Lynn Spears is tweeting about Justin Timberlake. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Cruise‘s ass cheeks must never fall below 87 degrees Xenu-heit. [Dlisted]

- Cleavage. This entire gallery is cleavage. [theCHIVE]

- Megan Fox dyed her hair red for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What her hair color has to do with bending over the hood of a broken down Turtle van is anybody’s guess. [tooFab]

- James Franco wants to bang the shit out of Ryan Gosling. [BuzzFeed]

- Catrinel Menghia is some sort of lingerie model. [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift somehow makes shopping more boring than it already is. [IDLYITW]

– There needs to be more attention paid to Lindsay Arnold‘s ass. I said it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian‘s fetus is probably going to make her $16 million, and that’s not even counting the first child support payment because, seriously, when’s the last time anyone’s seen her with Kanye? [Celebslam]

– If you’re thinking, “I bet this is another topless Page 3 chick,” GET OUT OF MY HEAD. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Britney Spears let her new boyfriend watch her grocery shop and he still has all his limbs. These two might make it. [Amy Grindhouse]

– Anyone find it convenient that Wesley Snipes gets out of jail and suddenly Halle Berry‘s pregnant? Blade thought I wouldn’t catch that, but I did. [FilmDrunk]

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