What Be This Beast? Angelique Morgan

Get nasty with the plastic Skelator that is Angelique Morgan, AKA ‘Frenchy’. Most of the time that I see pictures of her though our paparazzi plug she’s hanging out with drag queens and plastic martians. Here we got her with some husky shepherds casually playing fetch on a beach and wearing a bikini that she stole from her 17-year old niece.

Do former strippers turned reality stars actually have families? Do they show up at Thanksgiving dinner at their grandparents house, stain the tablecloth with dripping botox, and argue with their drunk uncle (drunkle) about whether or not 9/11 was a conspiracy? Is Frenchy a real person? Asking for a friend…