“Alright, now I’m getting pissed. Where are the dick jokes?”
So by the time you read this post Photo Boy and I will already be an hour into The Dark Knight Rises because we didn’t feel like taking a rogue inhaler to the eye at a midnight show. [Or shot, I should sadly now add. What the fuck is your problem, Colorado?!] Also, we’re trying not to get cockslapped with spoilers, so we’ve pretty much been Internet silent for the past 12 hours because, true story, someone spoiled The Dark Knight for me in the comments back in 2008 and since then I’ve dedicated myself to hurling shit like this into your goddamn eyes. So look for my full review later today, but not before Photo Boy gives you a Friday The Crap We Missed to cap off the week.
- The Superficial
P.S. Huge thanks to Barker & Rubes for the Bane/Romney pic which owns our Mitt Wayne pic even though Photo Boy did a bang-up job heeding my nerd request, and yes, that’s Anne Hathaway in a bikini down there.
Photos: Warner Bros., Splash News
Walked out of the theater at like 3am with geek tears of joy, then became totally mortified by the news from Colorado. So scary and so tragic.
If that “gas mask” he was wearing was actually a Bane mask, I completely give up on my generation.
Geek tears, fanboy rage wars, nutbags dressing like superheroes/jedis/whatever, girls undergoing surgery trying to look like real-life dolls, murderous nutbags shooting people while dressed as their favorite comic villains. Yeah, I guess I have given up much earlier in the progression.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
This isn’t a generational thing. Shootings like this have happened before. That doesn’t make any less horrible or something to not take seriously, but let’s not act like this is new and unheard of.
Why would you try to scare us this early in the morning with photos of Anne Hathaway. Sent shivers down my spine.
I’m sure there’s some Rita Rusic pictures you can look at on here somewhere.
or that Phoebe Price chick ** shudder **
Even with the Liza Minelli look, she could wake up next to me every morning and never get kicked out of bed.
Are you an amputee?
i’m going with paraplegic. At least that’s a good excuse when you can’t pull a boner off hathaway.
So are you dead?
Horrible! Horribly funny you sick bastard.
I thumbs downed you even though i thought it was funny,
too soon dude, too soon
Why so serious?
It’s never too soon. You done good.
No such thing as too soon. People died in tragic and brutal way and that will never get better, so how can there be “too soon”. Also, if anyone thinks that a joke means the person doesn’t have sympathy for those affected, they are likely wrong. Make a joke and hopefully someone laughs and the world is a little better.
Amen, sparky.
“Laugh and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own” – Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Very well spoken, sparkymcgee.
You know what the shitty thing is, now I feel like shit about this post. I feel awful for the people who got hurt and their families, even before posting what I thought would be a pretty damn good joke, what should have been a good joke, and then I find out minutes ago this fucken’ asshole dressed up as the joker which makes this joke just too much IMO. Here is my sincerest apologies to anyone I may have offended. I hope the victims get their justice. Rip this guys balls off, make him eat ‘em raw and put him in a jail cell with biggest meanest blackest most hung homosexual in the jail system. Death is too easy for for a piece of shit like this.
ayo, if you don’t quit apologizing I will drag you to the nearest midnight showing and rape you 71 times. On second thought, make that 71 strokes (I’m a very selfish lover).
Looks like Donkey from Shrek with those teefers
there are gonna be copycat shooters for sure. I wouldn’t risk going, plus I don’t care about batman and michelle Pfeiffer is the image I want to keep as catwoman
1992 Pfieffer > 2012 Hathaway
not even in the same fucking ballpark.
Agreed, that one gave me blisters.
actually 2012 Pfieffer > 2012 Hathaway
Awful for those people. I’m speaking as someone who was raped in a cinema once. I thought I was going to Spiderman but it was Spiderman 3.
Wow! You layered rape onto nerdiness onto a tragic shooting. Thumbs up and bravo!
That IS surprising. Most rapes occur at the concession stand.
“One of the injured was just 3 months old, hospital workers said.”
Obviously, the dude just went nuts after the 5th time the BABY AT A BATMAN MOVIE started crying.
” I just remember getting up from the floor and shouting, ‘We have to drun.’”
In hindsight it’s possible Aurora’s toys for guns exchange was a mistake, although we did get a lot of cool Dark Knight action figures off the street.
Holy missing asses, Batman!
There is such a thing as losing TOO much weight. At one point she had quite a nice body and ass. Now she just looks like a 10 year old boy.
She needed to be super skinny for Les Mis. She’ll put some back.
She does have a face of a rat.
This new Batman film must be pretty good.
Apparently viewers in America have been blown away.
I almost pissed my pants laughing after reading that.
You should have titled this article “Rush Limbaugh Kills Again.”
It was either mass murder or people clamoring to see Mitt’s tax returns… you can see the upside.
I went to one of the first viewings of The Dark Knight a few years back and it seemed like everyone was texting so the theater was basically illuminated by all those phones. With TDKR I can only imagine how bad it is with everyone with smartphones now.
Then there was the idiots behind me kept kicking the back of my seat.
I’m gonna wait over a week then go to a mid-week showing to avoid all the fucking inconsiderate assholes that pollute movies theaters these days.
You’re lucky – I always manage to sit in front of the fuckers who sound like their wrapping their Chistmas presents.
“they’re”
Sorry, long night, flight delays.
I always go on Friday afternoons for the Matinee shows, about 4:30 and there are no jackoffs there, maybe about 5 people in the theater and it is cheaper to boot. I have not gone to a night show in over 5 years and never will. This shit that happened is just further proof my choices are correct.
Where are the dick jokes?
I thought white guys loved this
Talk about a shoot ‘em up action thriller!
Totally Awesome Boobs!!!
I don’t know what it is, but there is NOTHING sexy about this gal – with or without hair
Is Photo Boy your lover, Fish? In the 6 years I have been reading this blog, I never knew you were gay.
Your comment “what the fuck is your problem, Colorado” is extremely offensive. I won’t be visiting your site anymore.
she doesnt look too bad just needs a butt,not a big one though I no like big asses just a cute one.
Still hot… it’s not the hair you make love to.