We Should Give Sophie Turner Her Land Back and Other News

October 31st, 2011 // 54 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Beynoce‘s kid will one day run this motha. [ICYDY]

- Justin Timberlake might ruin a Coen brothers movie for me. [Huffington Post]

- Elisabetta Canalis talks about George Clooney and his “fatherly” affections. [Dlisted]

- Charlie Sheen still gets to be incredibly rich and famous. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip]

- Celebrity TwitPics including Oprah and Kathy Griffin wearing the scariest Halloween masks I’ve ever seen. [TooFab]

- But Jenna Jameson‘s Twitter beats them all. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Celebrity Fame-Whores have been slutting it up for Halloween for years. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- While Selena Gomez‘s fans get to enjoy her “Chesty Chola” character all year long. [Popoholic]

- Celebrities in the 90s Vs. Now: Based on which I conclude that Halle Berry is also a Civil War vampire. [theCHIVE]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s love-child dressed as Conan the Barbarian. No, Really. [TMZ]

- Hilary Swank got paid to party with a war criminal. [FilmDrunk]

- Geri Halliwell really wants your mom to start wearing lingerie is what I guess this is all about. [IDLYITW]

- James McAvoy farted on Angelina Jolie. Ha! Farts are so funny, seriously though its Halloween, what kind of stories were you expecting? [Starpulse]

- Which brings me to The 20 Hottest Photos of Tiffany Toth. [Heavy]

- Playmates vs. Porn Stars: Who Has the Hotter WAGs?: Serious times call for serious discussions, people. [Bleacher Report]

- How the 1% celebrates Halloween. I don’t think I understand Occupy Wall Street at all. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Rough of Gibraltar

    Definition of Halloween? bunch-a virtual Viagras walking around.

  2. First! I’d like to Tomahawk that!

  3. Bane

    Fuck. She can have anything she wants…..

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    Rough of Gibraltar
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    woops!

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    Kaywoodie Sucker
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    Poke-a-hotness

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    Can I hide in your pocket?
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to know where she keeps her iPhone.

  7. skunk

    FICK MISCH!

  8. occam's boner

    my peepee has made a teepee

  9. Deacon Jones

    Now I know how Hitler assumed power.

    He trotted out blonde bombshells like this one and started talking about nationalist breeding programs.

    “SCHWING!”

  10. John St. John

    Hiawowtha !

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    TGNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Give me 4 minutes…maybe even 5. This white girl is fine

  12. Chauncey

    I bet her farts smell like Love’s Baby Soft.

  13. I’m sorry, did you say buckskin?

  14. Sophie Turner Indian Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    First, you smoke my piece pipe, then I’ll get some more firewater.

  15. TumTum

    Wow… I’d Poke her Hontas any time!

  16. General Disarray

    Me wantum her to smokum my piece pipe!

  17. Cock Dr

    Those are real abs, not spray painted.
    She’s very pretty and has the kind of legs that can look good in thigh high boots. I assume she is an actress or model.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think those teats are genuine.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe those breasts have been implanted.

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    Cadillac Jack
    Commented on this photo:

    Poke-a-hot-ass

  21. Anon

    She looks damn good here but more often than not she’s butterface’d

  22. cc

    After I finish bouncing dimes off her stomach and ass, I’d treat her _ _ _ _ _ like licorice.

  23. BT45

    Questions like real or fake don’t seem so important right now.

  24. Frank Burns

    Never heard of her, yet I thoroughly approve! Imagine that.

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    DeucePickle
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    That rock looks fake.

  26. Frank Burns

    Oh, and now that the movie ads are off The Superficial site, can I just say that Justine Timberlake as a sci-fi action hero is as convincing as Betty White as a sci-fi action hero. He’s wimpy looking and he a pre-puberty teenage boy’s voice. If the ladies like him, well that’s just great, but please, restrict him to the chick flicks.

  27. All these comments and not one “totem pole” joke? Sigh…I guess I gotta do THAT too.

    I don’t have any land to give her, but I’ve erected an awesome totem pole in her honor.

  28. anonym

    she has an amazing perky ass

  29. forrest gump

    yep, COWS MUST GRAZE!!

  30. Tootles

    That is a nice sized ass, not that bag of saggy lard that kimbo kardashian carries around on her stump sized legs.

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    yenjvoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Muzzafuzza!!!!

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    Chief tentinmypants
    Commented on this photo:

    I need some fire water because this squaw is smoking hot! Now thats how a hollywood girl should look. These other idiots, (Kardickian, lohandjob,) are second rate ho-bags

  33. Bringbackbabalu

    Wait, what? This is the little red head girl from Game of Thrones? How can this be?

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    IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the hell is Sophie Turner and why does she have such a nice ass???

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    Jerube
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    Wow ! This chick is hot!

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    joseph smith
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    zoom!!

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    Pippy Longcockings
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought these were promo shots for Vivid’s new holiday release, “The Legend of Strokahontas”.

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