Welcome to Round 4 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest! Here’s a quick rundown of the current winners who will go on to compete in Wednesday’s Final Round:
Round 3: Jillian – New York City (Congratulations.)
Round 2: Erin – Washington, D.C.
Round 1: Gianna – Las Vegas
And now I’ll step out of the way so everyone can rip each other’s eyes out in the comments. Happy Voting!
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.Voting Closes 10 a.m. PST – Tuesday, July 13
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Natalie | July 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
first?
Natalie | July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Yes!! ahahahaha!
Anyways, I voted for Lisa, but I think Kristen is the prettiest. She is so skinny and pretty and has a really good face. Lisa seems more “superficial” though.
Ornery_Hipster | July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Naaaa, I don’t like any of these girls. Erin is the girl for me.
HOHO | July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I agree, I’m not feeling any of these pics.
Someone | July 12, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I third this.
truth | July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
no tit shots = no vote.
some internet guy | July 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm
agreed….blah
HOHO | July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
ANYTHING but the banner that’s up there now, HURRY up and get a new one up there!
FrankNfrtr | July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
#1 No hair, painfully plucked looking
#2 No nose no eyes
#3 Nice enough, but has a craft store hanging off her neck
#4 Best of
#5 Rumour Willis?
Thank U for your submissions….brave, crazy PhotoShopping contenders.
DKNY | July 12, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Rumer Willis is incredibly ugly, this girl is definitely better looking than that.
I’m not impressed with any of the entries in this round.
FrankNfrtr | July 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm
You are correct…..that was very snarky of me. #5 is sorta cute & much better than Willis spawn.
Wish #4 had a better photo.
Erin from DC…..you’re looking better & better to me.
Some Girl | July 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm
The blue eyes are really colorful and perfect for a banner. Unfortunately she is not the prettiest and it’s ruined by the eyebrows. It was a great attempt though, the photo quality, the lipgloss.
Lisa’s lips are clownish, next girl is a hipster douchette (pass), 4th seems pretty, 5th meh.
Lady Blah Blah | July 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Melanie is my favorite out of all the submissions in all rounds so far, and what I find appealing about her is not just her beauty but her facial expression. She looks intelligent and does not look slutty, and her expression says “independent like a cat” instead of “needy and overly eager to please and ‘please like me’ like a dog.”
lady A | July 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm
why dont you just lay a life size 6 inch dong across the top of the superficial page for us ladies
Lady Blah Blah | July 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Why such a small one?
Lisa Beth | July 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
I second this proposal.
taz | July 12, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Because fish is a dude
COCK LOVER | July 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm
DID SOMEONE SAY DONG? YES PLEASE!
Some Girl | July 12, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Krisitn is incredibly pretty. I just can’t look at that mess of an outfit or stupid Hot Topic haircut all day.
I like the nose ring, she just styles herself like a douche.
NutfFux | July 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Lisa and Gabriela look like they’re only happy if they’ve got a dick in their mouths. Sluts.
Based on the previous winners, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Lisa will win this round. Seems that girls with bright red lips & no eyes give the audience just enough anonymity to feel safe & secure while flogging the dolphin. Without the eyes, she can’t see you, right?
Freaks.
Lisa Beth | July 12, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Thanks for your opinion, MEL.
Mr. Nice Guy | July 12, 2010 at 3:15 pm
We love Sluts.
Richard McBeef | July 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm
1 – great skin, not so much a fan of war paint, but otherwise me likey – gets my vote
2 – blurry. you lose. try again with someone that knows how to use a P&S camera.
3 – neck trinkets are no good, she looks like she might suck your dick for meth.
4 – just a little overexposed on the picture.
5 – does anyone remember multiple choice tests in high school where that last choice is just waaaay off? Like what is the capital of North Dakota and choice D is Toyko? I think the SW writer is putting one of those obvious wrong answers in each of the days votes. First it was that weird no-titted thing, then it was that trashy thing with tits like my grandpa. Today we get Bella from SF. No thanks.
sirrix | July 12, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Isn’t anyone remotely concerned about this girl’s eyebrows? Couple that with the Mimi-esque Drew Carey Show makeup and this girl is one cousin-fuck away from a trailer park. No. Thank. You.
ts | July 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm
There should be an option for “none of the above.”
#1 is the hottest but it’s not right for this contest.
Rough retrograde | July 12, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Most of them are nice, but I’m going with my first picked, first instinct, clock work orange’s ciel blue…
JRS22 | July 12, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I only vote for the girls that actually know what a profile shot is.
Douchariffic | July 12, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Why should they bother? Fish obviously doesn’t know. But I agree.
Douchariffic | July 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Well if Melanie wins at least I have AdBlock to stop me from seeing that godawful blue eye shadow every time I visit the site. What makes it even sadder is that she probably has really pretty eyes when they’re not totally washed out by neon eye shadow and bad eyebrows.
useless | July 12, 2010 at 7:27 pm
i would assume that her eyes will be cropped out, like the last couple superficial banners – so I don’t know why people are going so apeshit about the eye makeup
Toni Hall | July 12, 2010 at 1:40 pm
personally i voted for Kristin. She is so dam natural looking…like you would see her with a gang of gypsy’s. Since i am all about irony, what better for the superficial than the complete opposite?
Brit | July 12, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Not much to choose between here, so I voted for the Canadian as they do anal.
Richard McBeef | July 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm
yeah they do
Drew | July 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm
#1 would be great if it wasn’t so touched up. Touching up photo’s is great for professional shots, but for a random shot it reeks of egoism. I’d rather not give them the satisfaction.
brad | July 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm
none of this matters. once again. TEAM JADE.
thecatalyst | July 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm
is there a “None” vote? i still haven’t seen a hotter chick than jessenia from round 2.
jaime | July 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm
kristin clearly deserves to win!
not that fucking na’avi melanie
Bert | July 12, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Easy.. Melanie.. seriously shocked that I could so easily vote for a pic without boobs in it. She raised her game big time!
It’s between Melanie and Gillian for the win.
Andy | July 12, 2010 at 2:36 pm
This shit is weak, where’s the titties?
Bert | July 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Gabriella looks like a cross between Alyssa Milano and Megan Fox. Just not my taste, sorry.
kristin | July 12, 2010 at 2:52 pm
the outfit was for the shoot, not for the superficial, and it would be cropped out anyway. but don’t worry, i won’t pull a Jessenia and start trying to defend myself with everyone on here. HA
Some Girl | July 12, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Thank you. Good points. You are the prettiest one of the batch.
brad | July 12, 2010 at 2:57 pm
WHO THE FUCK IS TEAM JILLIAN? You will be crushed under the might of TEAM JADE.
brad | July 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm
also Jade is hotter but Fish didn’t post her yet! Not cool!
TEAMJADE | July 12, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Brad, you’re so good to me. I’m the only one with a Team and i don’t even have my pic up yet! yes! gangsign…
brad | July 12, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I try!
Strange Botwin | July 12, 2010 at 3:18 pm
This bracket is definitely the AFC West of The Superficial’s Banner Girl Contest.
grobpilot | July 12, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Kristen needs to eat a sandwich (or three).
Jake | July 12, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Really? Melanie is in the lead? Do people really like chola eyebrows that much?
drewjewaw | July 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm
#1, That blue eyeshadow is ridiculous. 2 and 4 are nothing special, # 5 is ok, but yet not. #3 for sure this round.
Douchariffic | July 12, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I don’t get the “Kristin needs to eat” comments. She’s no thinner than any other girl who’s made the finals. Although she is actually pretty, so that does set her apart from everyone else so far.
Sam Adams | July 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm
im totally not diggin the drawn on brows…theyre way nasty!
4 got my vote.
Be-Bop | July 12, 2010 at 5:31 pm
#1 easily! She’s the hottest one so far :)
Rough retrograde | July 12, 2010 at 7:14 pm
BTW ladies stop logging with a different nicname and say nasty things about #1 cause shes the clear winner and i approved her pic…
KL | July 12, 2010 at 9:46 pm
I can’t believe people are voting for #1 so much. She’s pretty otherwise, but her brows kill it. I’m an eyebrow person, and those dated, skinny, ugly things are giving me hives. Grow your brows in, it’s 2010.
Laura | July 12, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Man. I know this site is called “The Superficial,” but I always thought it was referring to the celebs featured on it, not it’s viewers. Obviously, I’m wrong. You guys point and laugh at celebrities having bad days (or whatever), while all the while you’re sitting in a cubicle somewhere, dribbling cookie crumbs down your shirt.
Try and be nice for once, eh? All of these girls are at least giving this contest a whirl, which I admire. ALL of them are unique and pretty in their own ways. Yeah, some outfits might not be flattering, some girls went a little heavy on the makeup, some shouldn’t have gone so big on the implants, but sweet Jesus, give it a rest. YOU might not find a particular girl worthy of sticking your 2 inch dick into, but the world (thankfully) does not revolve around you.
And now, let your petty, unoriginal and scathingly unwitty remarks about my post begin.
Turdles | July 12, 2010 at 11:41 pm
Is this the control group?
Kind of like Stephanie Holden on Baywatch.
shaye | July 13, 2010 at 12:33 am
Gabriela is best
mass-mcgee | July 13, 2010 at 12:53 am
i’m not really ripping anyone’s eyues out with comments… but.
round III didn’t really work in the chin department.
1 – had a chin and i suppose it could be cropped.
2 – it’s a CHIN – not a LIPS.
3 – yours would work – as seen cropped into the banner.
4 – i’ll bet you have a nice chin – i wonder where the fuck is it?
5 – wtf?
could round iv please be more betterer.
thank you, from the peanut gallery.
mao | July 13, 2010 at 2:35 am
ok
1. she’s not bad, but i don’t like her,
2. WTF? worst picture of the bunch, can barely see her face, WHY the HELL enter a face contest if you don’t wanna even show your face? that’s just really dumb, I don’t get it, completely fail!
3. Kristin, the best girl, she is the prettiest of the whole contest, she’s hot! she’s the prettiest
4 and 5, they’re ok but not the best
I gotta say with the Exception of 2. Lisa,
This is definitely the best group of the entire contest,
all the girls are pretty but classy, everyone took really nice and decent pictures and followed the rules,
I wish the contest was only between these 4 girls, nice job :)
EXCEPT for 2.Lisa, really WTF?
AlexSP | July 13, 2010 at 4:33 am
I love #5 but I voted #1 because she’s the most superfishbanner looking…
kristin | July 13, 2010 at 5:20 am
just going to be blunt and honest (and a bitch):
i will take the anorexic hipster emo meth whore comments, because i suppose i’d rather be called fat than skinny, and rather be different than completely average…
but fuck me for the day that i lose against such trashy eyeshadow on such an average face.
yeah, i said it. at least i don’t pretend to be innocent and completely fake like other girls who send their pics in and then leave a million comments when their pics are in the final round…. *COUGH*
Laura | July 13, 2010 at 7:07 am
Maaaan….. I was really hoping the contestants were staying out of the mudslinging commentary chaos.
No need to be sore about it…. I guarantee you’ve got better things going for you in life than to be part of a banner on a gossip website. Just sayin’.
It would’ve been nice, though, if you had kept being classy about it.
As it is, now you’re down in the muck with the rest of ‘em.
…and I voted for you, too.
Douchariffic | July 13, 2010 at 1:12 pm
I agree, I’m kind of bummed I voted for her now.
Douchariffic | July 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I mean I agree with Laura, by the way.
Cock Dr | July 13, 2010 at 9:17 am
Kristen (if it really is you), you look great.
And you got your own post back when the silly contest was starting up! The SW readership has panted plenty over your cuteness…..and you have a very funny little internet story for the future. Best of luck to ya!
brad | July 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm
if you look at her facebook profile she is fucking hideous.
captain america | July 13, 2010 at 9:21 am
……………forgot Barcelona?
Judas Iscariot | July 13, 2010 at 12:01 pm
How about a “none of the above” option?
brad | July 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm
if you look at melanie’s facebook she is absolutely disgusting and hideous. gross. you guys suck. TEAM JADE.
Douchariffic | July 13, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I think my favorite part of Melanie’s Facebook page is that she’s employed by “Make-up for Melanie.”
So you too can have skinny, out of proportion eyebrows and neon make-up that totally washes out your real eye color. Who wouldn’t pay for that?