Vote for Banner Girl: Round 2

July 8th, 2010 // 298 Comments

First off, congratulations to Gianna from Las Vegas for winning Round 1 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. Everyone liked your boobs.

And now on to Round 2. You guys know the drill: Vote for your favorite lady then act like none of them are attractive because you’re bagging – or are – Jessica Biel’s twin. Happy Voting.

Vote for Banner Girl: Round 2

Total Voters: 22,352

Voting Closes 10 a.m. PST – Friday, July 9

NOTE: Refreshing the page will show up-to-the-minute results.


  1. Kirk
    Commented on this photo:

    Hand Puppet: Hey I think you should be in Superficial contest.
    Fake Jessenia: Really? What’s that?
    Hand Puppet: That web site you’re on every day.
    Fake Jessenia: Except I’m not and I have no idea what you mean.
    Hand Puppet: Heh, heh, that’s right. Now here’s a photo I dug up for you to use. Pretend it’s you but act all offended if anyone questions it’s veracity.
    Fake Jessenia: What’s that mean?
    Hand Puppet: Just pretend its you, you ugly skank.
    Fake Jessenia: Oh manager, if you talk to me like that again I’ll erase your face.
    Hand Puppet: Sorry, I can’t control myself sometimes.
    Fake Jessenia: How about if I just pretend to laugh it off?
    Hand Puppet: Hey good idea. Your bigger than them. That’s right. You can afford to laugh it off. You’re a genius, Fake Jessinia.
    Fake Jessenia: Ok now shut up and feed me more donuts

  2. A_Lan
    Commented on this photo:

    Can this one win?? :D

  3. Tory

    good lord, yall know how to give a girl an eating disorder!

    for the record, those jeans im wearing are a size 00. DOUBLE ZERO. heres another pic from my photoset if you dont believe me. im not gigantic hahah. jesus!

    • Jessenia Vice

      Tory you look beautiful girl! don’t worry about what ppl say ! trust me if your a 00 there’s no reason to feel fat, bc if your fat then i’m a beast! i’m a size 3! lol hope that made you feel better! ::hugs::

    • nictople

      Tory FTW. Not just awesomely hot, but took the time to make a thematically correct picture that fits the site perfectly.

      • kristin

        i wear a 00 with some brands and most 0 dresses fall of me yet i was called anorexic on this site…… i guess we just can’t win can we?

    • cccc

      Why are you wearing jeans at all? Very disappointing. Just kidding…sort of. Still, I’d prefer to see a face and a body.

  4. Maria Luisa
    Commented on this photo:

    Hott pic mama. I love how you’re the only one showing your whole body! Keep representing us latina’a and ignore all the HATERS..No need to explain yourself to anyone! xoxoxo

  5. Macker

    How is Tory NOT the top vote getter??? That’s one of the hottest pics I’ve seen of a girl with clothes on!! C’mon people!

  6. kcdilla

    Am i sensing a trend here? terrible choices the first day and great choices the second? if so, i fear tomorrow

  7. Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t be stupid enough to vote for someone who can’t even show their face.

  8. BC

    Hey, I didn’t get to vote.

    Would’ve been a tough choice between Tory, Erin and Calais.
    I just don’t think Lindsay and Jessenia would work in the banner.

  9. Commented on this photo:

    Erin is the one I’d most like to come over & make me pancakes.

  10. D.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    Tory — fantastic photo! The pose, the lighting, you — all perfect. My favorite, by far.

  11. HairyPussyHater

    i’m voting for the Kennebunkport whore because it looks like she has a clean-shaven snatch

  12. erin in a landslide

    this one’s too easy

  13. Are you Kidding?
    Commented on this photo:

    Tory looks like shit. Too skinny. Ugly face from what I can tell. #3 FTW!

  14. Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    boring. i’m for the first one. i still like morgan the best from yesterday.

  15. CrushYouInAHeartbeat

    Tory, Lindsay, or Erin all look very sexy & enticing. Jessenia & Calais look like plastic surgery poster girls… fake & not hot.

    • Jessenia Vice

      that was like the best compliment i’ve read all day! i’m actually flattered that u think i look plastic, i gotta thank my parents for blessing me with their genetic composition. you gotta love nature! to think women spend 1000s of dollar just to look like me. when all they need are parents like mine =D

  16. Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    hot. i like her the best for sure. the others are boring. i’m still for morgan from yesterday though.

  17. marge
    Commented on this photo:

    feels more like a shot from La Perla lingerie

  18. Jessenia Vice
    Commented on this photo:

    here’s a photo of me holding a photo that i tweeted on twitter from me in HS

    here’s a message for KIRK

    and a special message to KIRK just bc i

  19. anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat girl with implants = most bangable? lolol…. you can obviously see her gut sticking out at the bottom of the pic which is so conveniently blurred out, a sad attempt at a “professional” shot

  20. Jessenia Vice

    here’s a photo of me holding a photo that i tweeted on twitter from me in HS

    here’s a message for KIRK

    and a special message to KIRK just bc i

  21. rico

    Just pick one, for God sake. Who cares!

  22. Jammy
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a tranny.

  23. eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, looks like my girl Jessenia isn’t going to “win” which just goes to show that democracy is a sham. Obviously this contest was rigged. Life isn’t fair. Anyway, my mom always taught me that it isn’t a matter of who wins or loses, but rather how you play the game. She also taught me to be sure I aim when I use the toilet (#1). I love my mom. I also love chocolate chip cookies.

    • A

      The contest was rigged because people are speaking their minds?

    • Jessenia Vice

      LOL!!!!!!!! nothing was rigged hun, i knew off the bat i wasn’t goin to win. i mean the girls are gorgeous and i’m sure the majority of ppl on this site are white (no offense) you should have seen what ppl where saying to my other photo on their FB things like “she looks mexican” “we should have an american girl on the banner”

      They aren’t ready to see a latin woman as their banner girl. especially one showing her cheeks. which TRUST me i was surprised they wanted to use as appose of the others I have on my fan page that seemed more appropriate.

  24. Brogn
    Commented on this photo:

    No waist
    No tits
    Boring face
    Is pretending to have friends

  25. Commented on this photo:

    I like #4. She’s a natural beauty with a hint of superficial.

  26. mao

    ok this just got REALLY annoying right now,

    i dont have anything against jesenia or anything, but im glad she lost,
    and if you’re really here, why are you putting so much attention to a blog?
    youre a famous model, really hot woman, what are you doing posting so much
    im glad they didnt pick you

    • Jessenia Vice

      this was quite entertaining to a certain level. can you imagine being home in this crzy heatwave outside and having nothing better to do? its sad but my face has been in front of a PC most of today and twitter wasn’t cutting it for me.

      this whole experience with the superficial was interesting to say the least but gave me something to do. Its easy to judge others that’s the meaning behind this site , had i known i never would have OKayed being a part of this context when i was asked.

  27. Pylon
    Commented on this photo:

    How does Tory not have 100% of the vote? Didn’t realize this site was so gay friendly.

  28. lolz
    Commented on this photo:

    Boobs too small. love handles too big.

  29. A
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh please. we aren’t ready to see a latin woman as the banner girl? This has little or nothing to do with you being latina, but sure, say whatever you want to make yourself feel better. Plus, in the picture that they chose for the contest you look more asian to me, and I adore asian features on women but no offense, still wouldn’t vote for you.

    • Jessenia Vice

      lol i been saying it since the beginning of this contest hun ,not just now. ur so silly. im speaking my mind just as you are speaking yours. everyone has that right. it was entertaining and i actually liked reading some of the comments ppl had to say, i’m so use to getting praised by so many ppl that in some twisted way it was nice to read how people really felt the minute they saw my photo. some comments where nice, harsh and vulger but they were all real, one’s gotta appreciate that.

  30. Sass
    Commented on this photo:

    thats not a scar? it looks like hair.

    nice melons

  31. Halie
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute nose, nice lips. i’d be lesbian for her ;)

  32. LMFAO
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah right. this chick has the body of a 12 year old boy

  33. Commented on this photo:

    i told calais to enter this contest..and didn’t think there would be such horrible comments..which are clearly from men who haven’t seen a vagina up close….fuck you all..calais is dynamite

  34. duke
    Commented on this photo:

    tory – are you really so insecure as a “size 0″ that you have to argue against some idiots comment saying you’re fat? who cares?

  35. ROTFL
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this was a superficial contest for banner girl. Why is this porker here? Is this a liposuction contest?

  36. brad

    Jessenia doesn’t matter. Only Jade matters. Team Jade!!!

    • justwow

      did jade even get a picture picked for this contest? because for the amount of “team jade” bullshit i’m wondering if she is behind all the comments. and if she did, she obviously wasn’t even interesting enough to remember.

      and for fucks sake, all the drama and ridiculous amounts of comments around jessenia*, it seems fake or overly dramatic.

      this isn’t america’s next top model, but i expect one of these girls to break out the “i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to win” speech.

      *no offense, jessenia, you are very pretty.

      • brad

        umad? Jade sent pics in to Mr Superficial, whether he uses them is up to him.

        no i’m not jade you nitwit, my name is right there unlike yours. stop hiding :)

        TEAM JADE FTW.

    • Some Girl

      justwow = jessensia again. this girl is obsessed with bigging herself

      • justwow

        oh trust me, this isn’t jessenia. but i can see you think that considering she posts every other comment.

        also, fuck off with the team jade thing, if she didn’t get her pictures put up then she obviously wasn’t pretty/interesting/whateverthefuckhe’slookingfor enough to be on the website.

  37. billabong021
    Commented on this photo:

    I voted for Linda from Montreal whoever the hell that is, it was the closest name to my arrow thing.

  38. Armand
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman makes the blood rise.

  39. Kirk
    Commented on this photo:

    Jessinia, you were right, I was wrong. Sorry I questioned your photos but you have to admit you are almost too good to be true on a site like this. Your anything but superficial and hotter than it was outside yesterday. I voted for you right from the start and wish you all the best. The way you dealt with my cheap shots proved your the one with class. Best of luck to you.
    Kirk out.

  40. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Erin needs to marry me right away!

    I contemplated voting for Calais but she’s from Toronto so you know she’s a witch. (Trust me, you have to live here to get it.)

  41. LUIS
    Commented on this photo:

    hey jess… dont worry what these haters are saying they just jealous that their real life selves have to hide behind a computer screen and make fun or put down those that look better then themselves. keep up the good work and live it, love it and laugh all about it!!!! lisses pudding!

  42. Big Ego
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to vote for her until she started commenting and linking to other photos. Put up and shut up. No one wants to hear you defend yourself at a site called “The Superficial”- get over yourself. Why would you even enter a contest like this if you’re that insecure?

    • Alli Watermelon

      I wasn’t going to. BUT, if I WAS going to, I would have changed my mind for the same reasons you just stated. P.S. I wouldn’t brag about wearing a double zero. Ick. (go ahead, call me fat now haha)

  43. Mal
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we looking at the same picture?! Where is she fat??? Not my fav, put a brunette in.

  44. Hopingalways
    Commented on this photo:

    People are being just horrible! All of these girls have beautiful qualities.
    I understand that a site called The Superficial isn’t going to be filled with love, but these are REAL girls we’re bitching about, and I’m sure they’re smart enough to read, so Im thinking that we could try leaving them viable comments, and a little constructive criticism.. No need to crush anybodys spirit.

  45. Kkaz
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm, I don’t think she is fat at all, I think she has a lovely figure, I’d kill for a figure like that! But maybe, just maybe, she should have left her jeans up…I mean, she looks a bit desperate to me. Personally, I prefer classier poses, like the girl with the pearls…it’s revealing but nice!

  46. Kkaz
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh come oooonnnnnn girl! Get over yourself! It’s trashy-not classy!

  47. No face, no vote…

  48. Just Jizzed

    No. 5.

    Fuck. Yeah.

  49. Kaz

    Who’s she ? Too short

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