Vienna Girardi In A Bikini and Other News

January 25th, 2012 // 23 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- President Obama’s State Of The Union Address In 12 Animated GIFs [BuzzFeed]

- But the real star of the show was Kathy Proctor? [Dlisted]

- Flexibility is important, for like exercise and stuff. [theCHIVE]

- Blake Lively is the deal-breaker in the casting of a film that stars Channing Tatum. What kind of world is this? [Huffington Post]

- Kirsten Dunst and Garret Hedlund have made it official, but will her big boobs come between them? [Lainey Gossip]

- Katharine McPhee give a lucky fan a better alternative to watching her new show. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This is how Elizabeth Taylor used to walk around all the time, right? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Hot Chick (Arianny Celeste) Bikini Twitter = 95% of Internet traffic. [Popoholic]

- 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Camille Grammer’s Beau: Welcome to this news day. [TooFab]

- Patton Oswalt live-tweeted his Oscar snub. [FilmDrunk]

- Jeremy London is homeless now, so can we admit he made up that whole muggers made him smoke crack story? [TMZ]

- Rick Santorum will teach everyone about God’s gifts now. Let’s all listen. [Bossip]

- Here’s Mila Kunis getting coffee in yoga pants, because I’m classy. [Just Jared]

- Kate Beckinsale wears tight red dresses exceptionally well. [IDLYITW]

- The Bruce Willis supercut to end all Bruce Willis supercuts. [Heavy]

- The Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials Ever [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Cavallari's Taint

    For a complete and utter butterface, I must say, she has a tasty body

  2. Schmidtler

    wow, thanks for this post – some fat butterface chick with a skanky tattoo that I never heard of, and don’t care about.
    I guess the next post will be fish’s mom at the condo complex pool doing deep knee bends in a bikini?

  3. Uglier than Vanessa Pardis….or at least a close second!

  4. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
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    “I’ve banged half the guys in the world.”

  5. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
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    • anon

      Hey, some people like thick! My boyfriend likes thick (/fat, based on his exes). Makes me worried that I’ll let myself go since I know he doesn’t care…

  6. whip

    if people like her feel uncertain: FIT A BIKINI & NUMEROUS HORNY AMERICANS COME TO THE SURFACE, folks!!

  7. mel

    yuck. here’s what i guarantee about ole’ cross-eyed, banana nose up there. if you were to be in the unfortunate position of having her wrinkled-dung-dispenser millimeters above your nose while trying a “69″ with her, you’d have a horrible, disgusting storm of fecal fragrance punching its way up your nose and into your brain, leaving you with the imprinted aroma of her obviously pungent bowels forever.

    not as revoltingly pungent and repugnant as kim kardashian’s fecal fountain, but damn close!

    • grobpilot

      Refreshingly descriptive. Kind of like how Randal does it.

      • mel

        thanks grobpilot. just wanted to add that if anyone needs more evidence that kim kardashian’s corn wagon is dangerously fetid and that even the blind can practically see stink lines originating from it, just look at poor bruce jenner’s motherfucking face! that’s clearly the toll taken from entering the bathroom too soon after kim has obliterated the toilet with her daily manure barrage!

    • Apparently, you just may providing the evidence needed for Fish to launch “Das Superficial” for our German friends…

  8. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, dear. Drinking Bud Light through straw isn’t going to get rid of the beer gut, thunder thighs, or 40-year old New Jersey Italian face :(

  9. What in God’s name is this?
    This scooz looks like Jerry Orbach in a bikini…

  10. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
    Soviet Snow
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    She’s enough crazy to attract my attention. I’m afraid i’m not rich or beautiful enough to attract hers.

  11. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
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    Better hope it’s diet.

  12. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
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    The weather looks calm before the big storm….nah, it’s just her thunder thighs.

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  14. Honest Abe

    Not a single butt shot, which is the angle girls like this look the best.

    • Weirdo

      Yeah so you don’t have to see their faces! I’d dry hump this whiny whores ass just to hear her bitch and complain about it.

  15. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
    Doctor Joystick
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    “I’m on a boat!”

  16. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
    Doctor Joystick
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    I see the “O face” guy from Office Space finally cashed in his royalty checks for a ski boat and used his semi-fame to start banging semi-famous chicks. Well played Sir.

  17. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
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    fat-so?… WTF?! SHE IS A REAL WOMAN, not a f*cking skeleton like some stupid girls!

  18. Vienna Girardi Bikini Bachelorette
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    I freakin’ love her body now. Yummy thighs.

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