VIDEO: Mischa Barton Hates Facts

September 16th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Here’s Mischa Barton getting in her car outside of Bardot last night where a passerby decided to comment, “Look at that flabby ass,” only to receive a polite, “Intercourse yourself,” in return. So needless to say, this probably wasn’t the best night of Mischa’s life. Then again, we are talking about a person who managed to make Lindsay Lohan consider the possibility there’s such a thing as too many drugs, so for all we know, this one went straight in the diary. “No one staged an intervention. Best day ever! *busts out colored pencils*

Photos/Video: Pacific Coast News

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  1. kayla

    wtf? This is not fact. She is not fat and her butt is not flabby. Its flat as hell.

  2. Harley

    The pants she’s wearing and how they’re high waisted aren’t exactly helping her butt look good. So, it’s not all her butt’s fault.

    I just find it funny how when she was on the OC, there was an outcry about her being too skinny. Now, the stories are about her having cellulite, a flabby ass, etc. There’s never any middle ground for celebs. Sucks for them.

  3. girl who likes it in da butt

    he seems like an awful person. she used to seem so sweet on disney.

  4. the sad thing is we would cram our dicks in her ass if we were given the chance.

  5. Mischa Barton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad butt cheek night.
    Those who dare to wear spandex clingy things risk it..

  6. Amy

    My ass looks like that…except it sags a little more. Plus, I have big painful pimples on it so that it hurts when I sit on the toilet seat.

    • Hugh Gentry

      do you have pimples on your penis too?

    • Bow Down Assholes

      You should look into boils instead. They pop so wonderfully, oozing lots of white protein/white blood cell/bacteria puss. Use the public bathroom and use it often. You will not be disappointed with the result.

  7. Sagetsux

    She DOES have a flabby ass. Drug abusing loser.

  8. Mischa Barton
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a very unfortunate body. butterbutt.

  9. puddleduck

    Her ass looks like a sack of door knobs.

  10. those clothes don’t help her cause but whatever i’d fuck her any time any place

    • eatme

      What about during Christmas mass in the nativity scene on on top of baby Jesus?

      • There? Twice.

      • LiLo Lili

        LMAO!!! Thanks, eatme.

      • As a matter of fact i would. Have chain smoked in back of church during midnight mass, not that that’s so ballsy but give me someone that hot who wants to fuck during mass and its on, baby. And fwiw im a devout catholic. Only i have a sense of humor? Oh and i like pussy. And plus jesus loves me and already paid for said sin, so yeah make the arrangements.. Ta!

      • lol not to be all badass but yeah, have already smoked in church during midnight mass, and well i’d rather fuck than give myself cancer so yeah–book it! should warn u last time that i waved at a mary statue during sex for a goof the chick got preg. make sure misha’s ok with that cos i hate condoms (end of the day im still a devout catholic)

  11. Mischa Barton
    josh
    Commented on this photo:

    Misha who ?

  12. Meh – flabby ass, ugly shirt, no career… it’s not like there’s a lack of things to choose from to mock. Though, to her credit, she didn’t drive herself home :)

  13. Bow Down Assholes

    Of course Mischa was upset. One does not work as hard as she does to look like shit only to receive one comment about her ass. Next time, one should say “Look at Senorita flabby Ass McFloppy Tits Meth Face”. This, of course, will be well received by Mischa as a positive reinforcement for all her hard work. She may even spout tears of joy!

  14. Marcus

    Lawyers are scum

  15. Marcus

    If her butthole still has elasticity she’s okay..!!

  16. The Truth

    Mischa’s derriere aside, seriously, what a slimy parasitic job those paps have! On that note, I think I’ll quit frequenting gossip sites and supporting those douches. Who cares anyway?

  17. …ewww grandma Hutchin’s booty…

  18. Anon

    This woman is such a child when it comes to fashion. No idea how to dress herself. Then again, dealers don’t give a fuck what you look like as long as you gots the money.

  19. Slab

    Is her O.C. money gone? if not it should get a boob job, distract from that seat cover.

  20. LIzzy

    I actually think her behind looks better than it usually does here… why she insists on wearing those unflattering, pants though… low rise, Mischa… like, for serious… really low rise!

  21. Anonymous

    Hahahahahaha! She should be flattered he called that thing of hers an ass because it looks flat as a piece of paper with a line in the middle.

  22. rickardo

    She needs to hit the gym bad. Get off your flat ass!

  23. Mama Pinkus

    I can honestly say my 53 yr old ass looks better than that; that is no lie

  24. I'm a Jerk

    She seriously needs to do the Brazilian Butt Lift. If she’s successful she can revive her career as their spokesperson.

  25. God

    And right there you have the difference between fat and flabby.

  26. captain america

    …………people need more proof we’re dealing with a 100 percent LAZY human being, folks

  27. Rough & Sensibility

    Who’s the A-hole heckling her like that? What if she kill herself over being call a flabby ass? Assuming she never observe comments on the net about her.

    I’m pulling back my joke and save it for Kiesha….

  28. burton

    thats actually pretty ignorant of that guy saying that, no one is perfect, esp hollywood.

  29. Govt. Cheese

    That is some Grade A USDA white woman butt!

  30. Mischa Barton
    Lori
    Commented on this photo:

    She probably wouldn’t be heckled so much if she would just start wearing some clothes that were actually flattering. I’ve never seen the girl in anything that looked half-way decent.

  31. She should do the Brazilian Butt Lift. If she successful then she can be their spokesperson.

  32. Mischa Barton
    wendileen
    Commented on this photo:

    agreed. what is her problem!? i’m starting to think that this whole ‘epic-bad-taste’ thing is a ploy to keep herself in the spotlight…..albeit the BAD spotlight, but better than nothing. right?

  33. London

    She isnt that bad.

  34. intel

    That is so dumb of that guy.Why doesn’t someone put a picture of him up and we pick apart all his flaws but maybe there is not enough space on the net for all his hideousness.Its all good to be “brave” when there is a crowd of people around and you are mostly anonymous.Insecure person judging a girls ass and I’m sure she looks 1000 times better than him, and he is just bitter he can get nowhere close to that ass.

  35. Mischa Barton
    Lola
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugly

  36. yohan

    i think she has a nice ass

  37. Mischa Barton
    Fred Cloot
    Commented on this photo:

    God forbid she’d just wear what she likes or have an ounce of fat on her. She exists at the mercy of the public and the public is merciless. What she should have done was shoot the mouthy passerby right between the eyes and defeile the corpse. She’s take a lot less sass from the masses after that. A bullet is about all the average person deserves these days anyway.

  38. Mischa Barton
    Fred Cloot
    Commented on this photo:

    God forbid she’d just wear what she likes or have an ounce of fat on her. She exists at the mercy of the public and the public is merciless. What she should have done was shoot the mouthy passerby right between the eyes and defile the corpse. She’s take a lot less sass from the masses after that. A bullet is about all the average person deserves these days anyway.

  39. Mischa Barton
    serena
    Commented on this photo:

    ugly ass

  40. a great acticle,thanks for you post.

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