VIDEO: Mel Gibson Vs. The Paparazzi

September 16th, 2010 // 74 Comments

Apparently Mel Gibson did more than just wear a fake nose and mustache on Monday when the paparazzi spotted him in Santa Monica. He ordered his driver to pull over then proceeded to walk up to the paps’ car with his iPhone out because recording non-celebrities causes our skin to melt. (Who told?) Now, I’m not about to criticize these guys for following him around because that’s their job, and let’s be honest, we can’t get enough of this shit, but the dude talking in the video is just annoyingly aggressive and clearly trying to get a reaction out of Mel. It’s like watching someone wave a raw steak in front of a tiger while you bite your nails and wait for an arm to get ripped off. Except all that happens is a barely snappy comeback, “You like sniffing other people’s laundry?” which somehow slightly endears you to Mel Gibson even though you wanted to see him headbutt the car into a ravine after blowjays aren’t offered as a peace agreement. *puts hands in pocket, kicks rock down the street* Aw, man…

Photos/Video: INFdaily

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  1. Froghammer

    A real meeting of the minds there.

    • Ouddy

      They’re just trying to provoke him to punch them so they can have a big pay day. These paps are animals and there should be a law to stop these monsters.

    • Aussie Mama

      In a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll released, more than three quarters of American’s said they would not be affected by audiotapes of phone calls, widely reported to be Mel ranting at his estranged ex-girlfriend, when deciding whether to see one of the Oscar winner’s films.

      Asked if they were less likely to buy a ticket for a Mel movie after hearing the tapes posted on the Internet, 76 percent of Americans — including 80 percent of men and 72 percent of women — picked , “No, no effect.”

      So suck on that Doc!
      Mel Gibbo will rock, as long as scum like the pap and whorana are around!!!
      hahahahahahahaha

    • I think the world needs a person or a few people to BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA PAPPARAZZI. I mean the living snot outta a few of them to make them back off. I won’t be surprised if one day one of them is found INSIDE a celebrities home, at the side of the bed with a camera rolling, while the celebrity is sleeping, then pokes the celebrity with a stick and starts filming while asking annoying and abonoxious questions trying to rouse a response from said celebrity. There HAS to be a limit, and seeing as the law won’t place that limit on the Paps, the celebrities may have to.

      • Whoa there, Captain Pitchfork.

        Just a little perspective: No paparazzi = No Superficial. Granted some of them are annoying as shit, they’re taking pictures in public which is entirely legal and being charged with breaking and entering if they’re showing up in houses. They’re just dudes satisfying basic supply and demand. People – including you – want to see pics of celebrities or I’d be living in a cardboard box. Or at least living in one not by choice. *strokes Frigidaire box* Daddy, didn’t mean to upset you, baby.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        ha ha ha. Yeah nice. Mel =douche. The Paparazzi=double douche . Now thanks to Fish’s reminding us Peoplee Who read paparazzi shit =are the lowest!

    • Paul City of Orange

      What is it like to follow people around and be rude to them? This guy is a total sleazebag.

    • Aussie Mama

      TO ANSWER EVERYBODIES FALSE ASSUMPTIONS THAT ANY OF THIS WILL AFFECT MEL GISONS CAREER IN ANY WAY;
      Icon Productions was formed by Mel Gibson in 1989, when he had trouble financing Hamlet.
      Today he is still predident/owner.
      Icon has 250 movies to their name, eg; PRECIOUS, with Gabrielle Sidebe.
      So… will any of this affect his cash flow, career, status, life in anyway.
      No. Never.
      As much as certain groups like to paint Mr Gibson as a raving lunatic, he is anything but that.
      He is today one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, he doesn’t sell out, he is a part of no secret society, he has morals, values, he is smart, witty, kind, generous and much bigger than all the shit the pap’s and the j*** are trying so hard to smear him with.
      People, ordinary folk, can see past the shit,. people aren’t as blinded and hypnotised by what they are told, as they were a few years ago. Humanity is waking up to so much.
      Go Gibbo!

  2. Taz

    The pap pwned him

  3. Viv

    Leave Mel alone! just leave him alone! “sob”

  4. Rb

    The pap is an asshole, Mel should have punched his obnoxious light out!
    I think that Oksana chick is a liar and money grabber!

    • Aussie Mama

      The Pap tried very hard to provoke, to no avail.
      Onya Mel, charming and well handled.
      Me.
      I would have cracked him one for sure!

      • Bs As

        Yeah I would have also. But paps like provoking in order to make money off of lawsuits. Very weak and pathetic indeed. No worries, there are always loopholes in getting paps back.

  5. Don’t move…don’t move…

    What is Mel, a lion?

    He should have punched this douche in the face…..I was wondering if the pap has ever done anything with his life……”do you think you’ll ever make another movie in this town?”

    Who the fuck is this guy…did he ever make a single thing in that town?

    That being said, Mel is a complete idiot and his career is done

  6. Rob Frost

    Mel came off pretty sane there. He’s ok in my book.

  7. McFeely Smackup

    If you had to pick a side between a racist and anger management failure Mel Gibson, and a paparazzi douchebag…personally, I gotta go with the Road Warrior.

    Mel uses some unseemly language, but paparazzi actually fuck peoples lives up. I think it should be totally legal to punch one of these guys right in the nose…just one time per incident though.

    • carpet

      Totally agree! There’s one thing to go around and just take pictures but that guy was just egging him on.

      And what the hell with the last comment,”Get my money back for all his movies” .
      Regardless of what Mel’s state of mind is currently, the guy as done some entertaining movies.

      Even if Mel never works again, he has enough money to live very comfortably for the rest of his life.

      • Drew

        Yup. While the Pap will still be sucking cock for a paycheck well after Mel is long forgotten about and living on an island.

      • Aussie Mama

        Carpet, he won’t be affected at all.
        Hell ,Woody Allen screwed his adopted child , took nude porn pix of her, as young as 9 years of age and he’s still growing strong.
        Why would Mel’s career be over because of 1 woman trying to extort him?
        The pap was praying for the punching he deserved. Easy lawsuit and income for him.
        I think Mel was great. I’d love to see the prick do that to Sean Penn, or Mike Tyson. Now that’d be entertaining.

      • carpet

        Aussie Mama : I agree, I don’t think it will affect his movie career at all. Infact I think when (and it will) his next movie comes out, people will be interested based on his past alone.

        I say Good on the guy, do what you gotta do. Regardless of what he said on the tapes, we all say stuff when we are angry that normally you wouldn’t say and its normal. Its the media blowing it all outta whack and the fact that she is claiming abuse. (which I can’t comment on since I know nothing about that-true of false)

        It seems everyone, his ex, the Pap are all out to just push his buttons and watch him react like any normal person would. If that were me, I probable loss it and end up in jail for pounding the living Sh#t outta the guy.

  8. Mark

    This is about the best PR Mel’s had in years. Seemed pretty sane to me. The pap comes off like a total loser. “You know, I think he really DID hit her. I really do.” Based on what? How aggressive he was (wasn’t) as you tried to provoke him?

  9. Yeah, if there’s one way to make a racist, violent, misogynistic psychotic look good, it’s by putting him next to a paparazzo.

  10. Is there a phone out there where flash actually works? Damn droid’s no better than rim

  11. laundryman

    Really sad this pap try to provoke the guy to hit him in hopes of getting a paycheck. To lower yourself more than the shithead you are talking to. That takes some serious douche bag talent. I bet this dumb guy is on government assistance and we are paying for him to live and act in this fashion its beyond sad.

    Acting like a douche pap, sucking dick, whoring out your mother. You see you can get money for all these things but why lower yourself to that level haha. Just get a real job and grow up.

  12. ChileITM

    Looks like Mel is off Chantix. That shit makes you crazy! He looks way calmer now.

    Apparently the pap business has gone down if they have to try and annoy someone for a reaction.

  13. Strith

    This guy wants his money back for all the movies he paid to see? Umm, Mel Gibson’s movie are actually good, if it were M. Night, I would understand demanding your money back. I don’t think he’s such a bad guy, there are CEO’s and politicians stealing money from us everyday, those guys should be burned at the stake.

    • Aussie Mama

      Strith, Hail Strith!
      Well said.
      Criminals run our countries by day, drink sacrificed virgins blood by night, at their satanic get togethers and reptillian orgies and we worry about Mel Gibson, who is as usual, nothing but entertaining!

  14. A douche out-douched by a bigger douche. Mel wins this round.

  15. Michaela

    Mel Gibson – pawned.

  16. the other white gibson

    Well that was failure on about as grand a scale as possible. Couldn’t get an answer. Couldn’t get an angry reaction. Ended up dancing the white trash two-step of saying some shit after the other guy’s walked away. I think I see a strategy here for Mel. Hire a legion of paps to confront him and make him look less horrible by comparison.

  17. Anon

    Hm… What happened to “not jumping the posts” anymore?

  18. mike nike

    HAHA those paps were hilarious.

  19. jay popeski

    I love that the pap claims to be in SAG as a point of pride. Yeah, Mel’s really impressed by a failed actor who makes his money as a bottom feeder.

  20. David K

    Well… he was funny and made some nice jabs until he decided LOL I GOT BALLZ and started trying to be cool and shouting some half-thought out joke about class actions and bad movies.
    Quit while your ahead. The reason Mel’s a dick is because of his personal life, don’t blame retarded fans for giving him ticket sales.

  21. ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    We all watched the vid. We are all sad losers as well.

  22. Dang

    Why are we all supposed to hate Mel because he’s going through a nasty divorce from a gold digging russian chick?

    • Ray Sist

      Well said! I don’t hate Mel. I think he has as much passion and anger as the rest of us. The cunt Rusky just decided to make it public. Gold digger is right.

      • Aussie Mama

        Mel was betrayed and used, karma will make her cop it , lose out financially and in the custody stakes, as she already has and he will walk away no worse off. Laughing, as he deserves.

  23. Mel Gibson
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    i just came

  24. Mel Gibson
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    also, somehow looks like william forsythe in out for justice

  25. truth

    Mel has said some crazy shit in his time, but he completely owns this video. Best handling of a pap I’ve yet seen, just made him look like a complete loser.

  26. Mel Gibson
    EB
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he starring in the “Wilfred Brimley Story”?

  27. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    You can clearly see Mel has been making progress. Good for you, Mel, good for you…

  28. DanO

    Who is this douchey paparazzi guy? Can someone post a picture of him?

    I live in Malibu and I’d love to strike up a conversation when I see him trolling around the country mart. KLets see how yappy he is when there isn’t hundreds of millions of dollars in the pocket of the guy confronting him. I’ll kick his ass and walk away with a slap on the wrist.

  29. katie&Jamiesmom

    I like Mel Gibson, and i refuse to think that he is anyone other than a real human being, a man, in hollywood. He is at the mercy (his personna) of what the media wants to make him. I think he made a mistake with Oksana what’s her name. She seems so willing to use their child to get to him.
    Don’t forget what he has done, and the entertainment he has given to us all.
    I love Mel Gibson!!!!

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      Hey the Mel Gibson cock sucking vacancy is posted. You should apply. I see you have some extra ass kissing skills like Aussie Mama (who is really a man/mel)

      • Aussie Mama

        Listen Russian She Hulk, your confused if you can’t tell the diff between a man or woman. I know it must be hard for you to believe, that there are actually women out there, that don’t just fuck for personal gain, career, social status and perks, but trust me, we are out there siberian whore. Go figure!
        Mel rocks, I wish he’d post the pap’s mug in the media now, so the pap could be bitch slapped from wall to wall, as roach like scum, as he is, deserve. Sorry Doc. roaches are a delicacy for you, teamed with corn extract vodka, but we here class them as shit luv. Lakunoc kurvo x

      • Aussie Mama

        At least his cock is real, with no silicone in it .Refreshing, considering all the women out there, with foreign objects whooshing around in their bodies!
        Not mentioning names, oksana……….

  30. 4chan /b/ro

    mel should post his version of that video on 4chan. would like to see that douche pap gets what he deserves

    • Aussie Mama

      I don’t know 1 man, that would have handled that situation so cool, calm and collected.
      The pap would have had a broken nose, easy!

  31. Aussie Mama

    In a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll released, more than three quarters of American’s said they would not be affected by audiotapes of phone calls, widely reported to be Mel ranting at his estranged ex-girlfriend, when deciding whether to see one of the Oscar winner’s films.

    Asked if they were less likely to buy a ticket for a Mel movie after hearing the tapes posted on the Internet, 76 percent of Americans — including 80 percent of men and 72 percent of women — picked , “No, no effect.”

    Suck on that Doc!!!
    hahahahahaha!

  32. jonny

    yeah the Pap sounds like a C*nt to be honest … Im i different to mel gibson … he always made wank movies and since he went bat-shit crazy I just stopped watching.

  33. captain america

    ……..this is his “Grizzley-Diskys”, folks!!

  34. Doc Schweinstrudel

    To Aussie Mama:
    Who are you to tell me I am a whore or to know how I make my living. Dipshit.

  35. KANYEISAGAYFISH

    MEL2012 !!

  36. KANYEISAGAYFISH

    What MEL should do is film the license plate and hire people (AZZHOLES) to stalk and harrass these idiots to they are insane from paranoia. HE HAS THE MONEY, WHY NOT?

  37. Willy Wonka

    We love you Mel! Jews are assholes!

  38. bino

    Mel Gibson is badass. he makes some great movies, some of them my favorites (braveheart)….I think the guy in this video needs to be his ass whooped, or better yet just sue him… messed up in the beginning of the video he says “here he comes, we are gunna be rich…dont move”

  39. Aussie Mama

    TO ANSWER EVERYBODIES FALSE ASSUMPTIONS THAT ANY OF THIS WILL AFFECT MEL GISONS CAREER IN ANY WAY;
    Icon Productions was formed by Mel Gibson in 1989, when he had trouble financing Hamlet.
    Today he is still predident/owner.
    Icon has 250 movies to their name, eg; PRECIOUS, with Gabrielle Sidebe.
    So… will any of this affect his cash flow, career, status, life in anyway.
    No. Never.
    As much as certain groups like to paint Mr Gibson as a raving lunatic, he is anything but that.
    He is today one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, he doesn’t sell out, he is a part of no secret society, he has morals, values, he is smart, witty, kind, generous and much bigger than all the shit the pap’s and the j*** are trying so hard to smear him with.
    People, ordinary folk, can see past the shit,. people aren’t as blinded and hypnotised by what they are told, as they were a few years ago. Humanity is waking up to so much.
    Go Gibbo!

  40. paul

    1) Why didn’t Mel demand a blow-job?
    2) Pack of Honkies

  41. Asmerald

    oMG they are so annoying , if i where Mel , i would beat them …

    grrrr….

    i hope they all die :D

  42. Mel Gibson
    Greyhood
    Commented on this photo:

    HA HA your careers Ooooooo Verrrr. :)

    loser

  43. timturk

    Mel’s got some major problems that he needs serious help for. He has put himself in the public eye, statements has made, whether he knows he was recorded or not, he knows better, either that or he is a complete idiot. Having said that, paparazzi that want to stick their cameras in volatile places and then don’t have the balls to face someone man to man ie; making goading comments out of the car when they know that whoever it is that they are making comments to are far enough away to keep themselves from shitting their pants if they turn around and yell “Sarah Palin”, deserve it if they get clocked sometimes. Mel is a coward, so are the pap whores.

  44. MakaNikaNuget

    by the way why is everyone on mels dick seriously wtf did he do i am clearly missing something.

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