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Victoria Beckham recently got a new Hebrew tattoo which means: “I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine.” If you’re anything like me you’re probably asking yourself where the tattoo is. “I don’t see it. Is it on her butt? Is it under her shorts? What’s the deal?” I can’t stop staring at the shorts either so I really wouldn’t know. Maybe it’s on her ankle or something. Left ear?
EDIT: I changed the image so now everything I wrote doesn’t make any sense. The original picture was an entire body shot of Victoria in really short shorts. But you probably figured that out on your own. You’re a smart cat.
First?
I hate celeb tatoos…it looks like ink is bleeding out of her head and down her back….
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
I think it’s pretty cool looking. We’ll, if you take out the chicken legs, that is.
She kinda looks like that scary little girl dancing around with the umbrella… you know, the one with tap shoes on???
Trivialities mean so much more when they are in an exotic language.
That must’ve hurt, since there’s no meat between the skin and bones. Ouch.
tattoo!
oh please god stop
Considering how skinny she is, she could have qualified as a holocaust survivor if that tatoo was on her arm.
She always reminds me of the Scotch video skeleton.
Re-record, not fade away…
It says “I am my beloved’s, and my beloved is mine.”?? Hmmm… I think Beck’s got the raw end of that deal.
#8…I agree.
I think she stole those boots from Captain Jack Sparrow.
tribal hulk is an idiot.
saying first is stupid
Tattoo Schmattoo. What I want to know is: where in the hell is she standing in this picture — outside a trailer home in Tucson? I thought she just walked back and forth around London.
Actually, it says, “I am a waffer thin mint!”
15th? boots + shorts: so is she part cowboy then?
oman wtf… that thing down her necks suppose to be a tattoo? looks like a bat pooed down her back.
Those arent shorts. Those are bluejean underpants!
Hebrew is read from right to left. When read by gentiles left to right it actually reads, “I’m a pompous ass, with no ass”.
Is she peeing standing up into that bush?
She has actually had this tattoo for a while… I only know because I have this tattoo as well. Not to defend her, but after I got it someone looked it up to get the same one, and somewhere it said she has a slight variation of my tattoo. two sources:
http://elisita.blogspot.com/2005/08/posh-and-becks-solidify-their-love.html
http://gilbenmori.blogspot.com/2005/08/beckhams-hebrew-tattoo.html
Sorry- just thought I’d let yall know. If you still want to digs- its not actually done right on his tattoo. (mine was translated by my husbands rabbi – since Im not Jewish and all!)
Oh look how cute! She is nibbeling at the tree!!
I am anorexic and anorexic is me
Hipster Eurotrash Barbie comes with everything you see here! – Kaballah tattoo fun-times kit and deep spiritual connection through trendy lucre-based ideology not included.
It really reads “Please Do Not Feed Brains to the Zombie.”
# 4 i think u mean the goddess bunny
http://www.sterilecowboys.org/archive3/BUNNY.html
thats the video of it…and yes i can see the resemblance
I didn’t think she could make herself more unappealing, but she managed. Good job, Posh! Which culture will you attempt to co-opt next?
http://glossedover.com
Her butt is way tiny. And her tattoo looks like she missed a piece of her hair when she was putting it up.
I guess she doesn’t want to be burried in a jewish cemetary. The shun the tattoo.
FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK Zinedine Zidane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK Zinedine Zidane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder what Marco Materazzi’s racist remark was, he probably called that asshole a Canadien……..
I was in Atlantic City for the game and drove through Jrzmommy’s state and kept all my trash in the car this time, shocking, huh?
VIVA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the first picture looks like her boots are just too heavy for her to walk any further and she’s about to fall over backwards. My god, she is such an asshole.
That’s a stupid spot for a linear tattoo. It would’ve been more appropriate if it was circled around her bunghole.
It’s amazing how her legs attach directly to the small of her back with no need for an ass. That’s not Hebrew, it’s Martian for TCLTC.
Oh, and who’s the little boy with the tattoo? I thought you had to be at least 18 to get one…………
29–Stallion–We thank you.
Great game! Zidane somehow managed to win the Golden Ball, even after being a fuck. Those journalists who voted for him are obviously even more sheep-like than the fucking French. Fags.
LOOK EVERYBODY! A NEGATIVE ASS!!
how do his perrants let him get a tatto?…
oh it a woman…
oj…
wtf?
ps: what is she dooing to that bush??…
That head butt was just another French fuck form of forfeit. Fairy fellatio felching fuckface frogs. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have some freedom fries with my lunch… I wouldn’t want them hiding under the plate when they see the rest of my food.
A Praying Mantis in hotpants. Moses would be so proud.
cld be instructions for becks on how to use the microwave while hes being bored banging her from the back. (if he cld read)
chicken legs remind ppl of chicken anyways.
hey qico, is them good english that is speaking from you. please be sort of person that is good, and to fuck the off.
truly I am sincere,
krisdylee
OMG its lk sch a wst of tm to type out cmplt wrdz anymr.
ps
krsdlee, u mk me lgh lng tm.
@41 thanks for the giggles.
Compared to Kiera Knightley, Victoria is looking darn right healthy.
Many pundits tipped Cannavaro as the winner, including 1986 winner Diego Maradona.
“Fabio Cannavaro was the best player of this World Cup,” the Argentine great said. “Yes, it was a tournament without one dominant player, but Fabio was huge.”
That motherfucker didn’t deserve the Golden Ball, fucking French Pussy, I used to think he was a great player, but what a fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fabio Cannavaro should have won this award, or even Gianluigi Buffon, they both played a great World Cup and did Italia proud……Actually he can have the stupid fucking Golden Ball, we got a 4 year Championship………….Viva Azzurri !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cannavaro came in second, and Buffon third. Douchebag Zidane had over 2,000 votes, Cannavaro had over 1000 and Buffon 700+. Such shit. He should have been immediately taken off the list after that shit he pulled on Matterazzi (which means mattress, in case you didn’t know.)
for the love of god, spell tattoo correctly. there are middle schoolers on this site. anyway, it’s hideous ink.
Congrats to Italy and say what you want to say about France, but that was a world-class head butt.
i like zindane…the italian screamed like the girl after the head butt. HA fag!
There’s only 1 N in Zidane.
What’s with her wearing shorts and boots all the time now? Is that in style? I think it looks silly…like the way a little girl would dress herself and not know any better. Posh is so old news anyway. Why do we even care about her?