Victoria Beckham can’t afford a new shirt


Victoria Beckham was spotted shopping in London with her bra hanging out. I wonder what it’s like being so poor you can’t afford a decent shirt that fits. I guess not everybody can be a billionaire playboy like me, driving around in limos and throwing priceless paintings at homeless people. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my tuxedo cleaned and my monocle polished. And I need to buy a new top hat. I threw my last one away because it didn’t look expensive enough.

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