Victoria Beckham was spotted shopping in London with her bra hanging out. I wonder what it’s like being so poor you can’t afford a decent shirt that fits. I guess not everybody can be a billionaire playboy like me, driving around in limos and throwing priceless paintings at homeless people. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my tuxedo cleaned and my monocle polished. And I need to buy a new top hat. I threw my last one away because it didn’t look expensive enough.
EDIT: Images removed. Check ‘em out here.
MeanNate | June 30, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Her shirt exploded.
I bet the beave get’s mighty sweaty in that pleather get-up.
cruzin333 | June 30, 2006 at 1:09 pm
it’s funny she could find a shirt small enough that it appears she’s busting out of it.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 30, 2006 at 1:10 pm
She’s got to show off her two greatest assets, or investments (if you factor in the cost of the implants) to her adoring public. Those girl udders are national treasures in the UK, even the Queen bows before them.
jane's eyre | June 30, 2006 at 1:12 pm
She must’ve had something done to her face that makes it impossible for her to close her mouth.
sly | June 30, 2006 at 1:12 pm
she has no butt
cruzin333 | June 30, 2006 at 1:12 pm
next we’ll see Britney in a top like this. now i have to struggle to picture something- anything- besides Britney’s tits hanging out.
jane's eyre | June 30, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Why doesn’t she just go run around naked, with one of those billboards you wear, that says,
PAY ATTENTION TO ME, YOU POOR PATHETIC PEASANTS!!!
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 1:14 pm
*exhales slowly* okay…..where should I start?
TheHappyRobot | June 30, 2006 at 1:15 pm
spicegirls for life! right? right?
CoJo | June 30, 2006 at 1:16 pm
She looks like a combination of so many Disney characters it’s hard to choose just one, but if I had to I think Fifel the mouse would come out on top. Her face and skin is just distorted – she almost looks like a strange barbie doll. Gross.
sharkbite | June 30, 2006 at 1:17 pm
I think she’s thinner than Nicole Richie these days.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
jFp | June 30, 2006 at 1:18 pm
(pig grunt noise)
one of these days…..
I’m going to cut you into little pieces.
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 1:18 pm
The belt buckle is bigger than her whole head. That’s a really season-appropriate outfit she has on . She is the picture of an English garden on a glorius summer’s morning.
EvilFiend | June 30, 2006 at 1:19 pm
she may have some pushed up boobs but where’s her ass? flat ass a fucking pancake!
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 1:21 pm
9–if that’s said in a desperate, nerdy teenybopper girl voice then I’m laughing my ass of big time right now.
Vas Deferens | June 30, 2006 at 1:24 pm
I think these pictures of Posh Spice are supposed to turn me on, but I am strangely flaccid right now.
Brak | June 30, 2006 at 1:26 pm
… but she can afford a nosejob.
(And she should get one, too.)
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Dear David Beckham:
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS? I’m tellin’ ya, she’s no good for you, baby. LOOK! Just where is she going, David? She’s going to Mistress V’s S&M Dungeon, that’s where, David. And she’s going to flog fat, bald British bankers while you’re scoring goal after goal after goal in the World Cup to keep her in plastic and silicone.
Sincerely,
Jrzmommy
Glossed Over | June 30, 2006 at 1:34 pm
I’m happy to see her in any clothes at all. She’s so thin, her bare collarbone could probably put someone’s eye out.
glossedover.com
tits_on_snack | June 30, 2006 at 1:34 pm
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Sincerely,
Tits On Snack.
tits_on_snack | June 30, 2006 at 1:35 pm
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Sincerely,
Tits On Snack.
tits_on_snack | June 30, 2006 at 1:35 pm
oh for fuck sake, sorry ’bout the double post.
Jenn | June 30, 2006 at 1:36 pm
What the hell is that ring on her right hand?
That thing could pass for brass knuckles!
danielle | June 30, 2006 at 1:39 pm
she can afford to rent a fat suction vacum for a day…i highly doubt she couldn’t afford a shirt.
SpecialAgentWind | June 30, 2006 at 1:40 pm
All I can think about is walking up to her and giving those sweet plastic titties a nice motor boat. But in all seriousness, I would kill for those legs. Even shaved, mine don’t look anything that sweet.
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 1:42 pm
did anyone ever read the Vanity Fair article/interview with David Beckham from last year I think? Well, she answers the door in a string bikini covered in some meshy thing. Then the interviewer asks her some questions and she says that she doesn’t want to be in on the interview. So a little while later, while Becks is talking to the journalist, Miss Douchebag comes out and plops her FAT ass down 5 feet away from them on a chaise and starts to sunbathe topless. I mean, can you SCREAM for attention any more you fucking pathetic cunt?
SpecialAgentWind | June 30, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Apparently she was there to fix her bald spot – see Popsugar.com for the story.
Me thinks every inch of her is fake, which prolly makes for easy cleanup – wink wink know what I mean.
DancingQueen | June 30, 2006 at 1:44 pm
*Song playing over and over again in Posh Spice’s head* “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…”
No really. It really, really hurts my too-f’n big bazongas.
SpecialAgentWind | June 30, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Whatever happened to Scary Spice? Now that was a nice piece of freak ass.
bluemalibu | June 30, 2006 at 1:54 pm
@4 That’s how she gets her nutrients. She inhales gnats.
Spindoc | June 30, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Ribs poking out and tits that look harder than Star Jones Husband when he sees the pool boy. Yeah, thats attractive. She looks like Terry Hatcher after giving a blow-job to the boob fairy.
RichPort | June 30, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Abso-fucking-lutely NOT HOT.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 30, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Everything the British do is like a cheap knock-off of the American version. Witness, the knock-off Jessica Simpson. And that bad version of Pamela Anderson… what’s her name? Jordan? Jordan is a boy’s name. Stupid, tacky Brits.
funkygoldmedallions | June 30, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I propose the tramp-stamp corollary: if a woman looks good with a tramp-stamp then she will look good showing off her bra. In this case, show it, Obscenely Thin Spice, show it.
Sloppyseconds | June 30, 2006 at 1:57 pm
How can someone so rich look so fucking desperate? I swear that handbag alone could pay my mortgage for a month. Or for my whores.
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 1:59 pm
I always thought that all of those fucking Spice Girls were unnecessary….there didn’t need to be 5 or 6 or however many there were. They only needed one, totally whored-out chick and they coulda called her Allspice.
Fugurself | June 30, 2006 at 2:00 pm
I will only be interested when Victoria does her first double penetration shot.
People don’t want to read about her shopping experiences they want to see a
big dick cum on Victoria’s face.
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 2:01 pm
her tits are up on her clavical.
SpecialAgentWind | June 30, 2006 at 2:01 pm
#36 – She’d have to be a Milano with a blonde bush and one blue eye and one brown. And a tongue piercing for fun.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 30, 2006 at 2:05 pm
39 – that reminds me of those interracial Pepperidge Farm cookies, Mulattos.
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 2:06 pm
…and a bowl in her lip.
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 2:07 pm
mulattos are SO good when you wash them down with Kool-Aid
hotplateface | June 30, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Hey, here’s an idea… can we hear some more comments from jrzmommy? She doesn’t nearly comment enough.
chiris | June 30, 2006 at 2:13 pm
It would be better if she didn’t wear a bra
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 30, 2006 at 2:17 pm
hotplateface makes their comment debut, however, by commenting on a commentors amount of comments. Bravo, hotplateface! We’re astounded by your observational skills!
SpecialAgentWind | June 30, 2006 at 2:18 pm
I’m sorry hotplateface but where the fuck did you come from that you can insert your opinion on the posters. Start with the celebs like all newbies do.
jrzmommy is taking the day off from her exciting – worth reading life. Go get one.
bigponie | June 30, 2006 at 2:23 pm
fucking meeting took all mornin, don’t they know I have better things to do like get on the SF, shit.
and whadda you know, in the meeting we were talking about which spice girls we would fuck, marry and kill,
I picked posh as “kill”…
Dr.Rokter | June 30, 2006 at 2:24 pm
#46 That’s interesting. When I was new to this site, somebody told me I had to jump Diablo Canyon on my bicycle and drink a glass of my own urine before I was allowed to post. Now I realize somebody was just taking advantage of my all-too-trusting nature.
jrzmommy | June 30, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Thanks for taking care of that, 45 & 46. I was away from my computer giving my remarks at the weekly meeting of the Commenters Guild. #43–are you my husband in disguise?
Spindoc | June 30, 2006 at 2:24 pm
#36, jrzmommy LOL!!!! Allspice comment cracked me up.