Victoria Beckham was spotted shopping in London with her bra hanging out. I wonder what it’s like being so poor you can’t afford a decent shirt that fits. I guess not everybody can be a billionaire playboy like me, driving around in limos and throwing priceless paintings at homeless people. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get my tuxedo cleaned and my monocle polished. And I need to buy a new top hat. I threw my last one away because it didn’t look expensive enough.
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Her shirt exploded.
I bet the beave get’s mighty sweaty in that pleather get-up.
it’s funny she could find a shirt small enough that it appears she’s busting out of it.
She’s got to show off her two greatest assets, or investments (if you factor in the cost of the implants) to her adoring public. Those girl udders are national treasures in the UK, even the Queen bows before them.
She must’ve had something done to her face that makes it impossible for her to close her mouth.
she has no butt
next we’ll see Britney in a top like this. now i have to struggle to picture something- anything- besides Britney’s tits hanging out.
Why doesn’t she just go run around naked, with one of those billboards you wear, that says,
PAY ATTENTION TO ME, YOU POOR PATHETIC PEASANTS!!!
*exhales slowly* okay…..where should I start?
spicegirls for life! right? right?
She looks like a combination of so many Disney characters it’s hard to choose just one, but if I had to I think Fifel the mouse would come out on top. Her face and skin is just distorted – she almost looks like a strange barbie doll. Gross.
I think she’s thinner than Nicole Richie these days.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
(pig grunt noise)
one of these days…..
I’m going to cut you into little pieces.
The belt buckle is bigger than her whole head. That’s a really season-appropriate outfit she has on . She is the picture of an English garden on a glorius summer’s morning.
she may have some pushed up boobs but where’s her ass? flat ass a fucking pancake!
9–if that’s said in a desperate, nerdy teenybopper girl voice then I’m laughing my ass of big time right now.
I think these pictures of Posh Spice are supposed to turn me on, but I am strangely flaccid right now.
… but she can afford a nosejob.
(And she should get one, too.)
Dear David Beckham:
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS? I’m tellin’ ya, she’s no good for you, baby. LOOK! Just where is she going, David? She’s going to Mistress V’s S&M Dungeon, that’s where, David. And she’s going to flog fat, bald British bankers while you’re scoring goal after goal after goal in the World Cup to keep her in plastic and silicone.
Sincerely,
Jrzmommy
I’m happy to see her in any clothes at all. She’s so thin, her bare collarbone could probably put someone’s eye out.
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Tits On Snack.
oh for fuck sake, sorry ’bout the double post.
What the hell is that ring on her right hand?
That thing could pass for brass knuckles!
she can afford to rent a fat suction vacum for a day…i highly doubt she couldn’t afford a shirt.
All I can think about is walking up to her and giving those sweet plastic titties a nice motor boat. But in all seriousness, I would kill for those legs. Even shaved, mine don’t look anything that sweet.
did anyone ever read the Vanity Fair article/interview with David Beckham from last year I think? Well, she answers the door in a string bikini covered in some meshy thing. Then the interviewer asks her some questions and she says that she doesn’t want to be in on the interview. So a little while later, while Becks is talking to the journalist, Miss Douchebag comes out and plops her FAT ass down 5 feet away from them on a chaise and starts to sunbathe topless. I mean, can you SCREAM for attention any more you fucking pathetic cunt?
Apparently she was there to fix her bald spot – see Popsugar.com for the story.
Me thinks every inch of her is fake, which prolly makes for easy cleanup – wink wink know what I mean.
*Song playing over and over again in Posh Spice’s head* “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…”
No really. It really, really hurts my too-f’n big bazongas.
Whatever happened to Scary Spice? Now that was a nice piece of freak ass.
@4 That’s how she gets her nutrients. She inhales gnats.
Ribs poking out and tits that look harder than Star Jones Husband when he sees the pool boy. Yeah, thats attractive. She looks like Terry Hatcher after giving a blow-job to the boob fairy.
Abso-fucking-lutely NOT HOT.
Everything the British do is like a cheap knock-off of the American version. Witness, the knock-off Jessica Simpson. And that bad version of Pamela Anderson… what’s her name? Jordan? Jordan is a boy’s name. Stupid, tacky Brits.
I propose the tramp-stamp corollary: if a woman looks good with a tramp-stamp then she will look good showing off her bra. In this case, show it, Obscenely Thin Spice, show it.
How can someone so rich look so fucking desperate? I swear that handbag alone could pay my mortgage for a month. Or for my whores.
I always thought that all of those fucking Spice Girls were unnecessary….there didn’t need to be 5 or 6 or however many there were. They only needed one, totally whored-out chick and they coulda called her Allspice.
I will only be interested when Victoria does her first double penetration shot.
People don’t want to read about her shopping experiences they want to see a
big dick cum on Victoria’s face.
her tits are up on her clavical.
#36 – She’d have to be a Milano with a blonde bush and one blue eye and one brown. And a tongue piercing for fun.
39 – that reminds me of those interracial Pepperidge Farm cookies, Mulattos.
…and a bowl in her lip.
mulattos are SO good when you wash them down with Kool-Aid
Hey, here’s an idea… can we hear some more comments from jrzmommy? She doesn’t nearly comment enough.
It would be better if she didn’t wear a bra
hotplateface makes their comment debut, however, by commenting on a commentors amount of comments. Bravo, hotplateface! We’re astounded by your observational skills!
I’m sorry hotplateface but where the fuck did you come from that you can insert your opinion on the posters. Start with the celebs like all newbies do.
jrzmommy is taking the day off from her exciting – worth reading life. Go get one.
fucking meeting took all mornin, don’t they know I have better things to do like get on the SF, shit.
and whadda you know, in the meeting we were talking about which spice girls we would fuck, marry and kill,
I picked posh as “kill”…
#46 That’s interesting. When I was new to this site, somebody told me I had to jump Diablo Canyon on my bicycle and drink a glass of my own urine before I was allowed to post. Now I realize somebody was just taking advantage of my all-too-trusting nature.
Thanks for taking care of that, 45 & 46. I was away from my computer giving my remarks at the weekly meeting of the Commenters Guild. #43–are you my husband in disguise?
#36, jrzmommy LOL!!!! Allspice comment cracked me up.