I Take Back Everything I’ve Ever Said About Victoria Silvstedt Being A Golddigger

August 6th, 2012 // 72 Comments

My God, why didn’t anyone tell me this man was pure masculine thunder chiseled out of granite? I owe this poor woman an apology, but instead I’ll just link to this shot of her butt crack. She’ll never know the difference.

Photos: CIAO/AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet

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  1. GrandDragon

    Is spreading for a rich fat guy less superficial than spreading for a pure masculine thunder chiseled out of granite guy?

    • FastFoodLocal151

      Well, you’re probably not faking your orgasms with the latter. That said, money probably has the same effect for these women.

      • Ed

        Yeah agreed (with both of you)—but seriously, upon close examination–is she really much of a catch herself? I bet this guy can do worlds better (yes, HIM)!

  2. GrandDragon

    edit: change “less” to “more”.

    P.S. I know, I should kill myself

  3. it had to be said

    God bless that dude. Do your thing man, do your thing.

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    Cock Dr
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    There’s probably 5k worth of action going on beneath the water’s surface here.

  5. Juano

    Well, at least he looks like he’s alive. She probably got tired of blowing Hefner for cash, which is like having sex with a cadaver.

    • Lemmiwinks

      Alive… for now. He should never be allowed on top unless he’s wearing a harness attached to an electric winch.

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    The Pope
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    I don’t think she’s going to find any gold where she’s digging.

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    Frankly, if she’s convincingly blowing this guy into writing checks for her, she’s earning her keep.

  8. El Jefe

    To be fair, she has never denied being anything more than a paid whore for this man and he has never denied paying for her services. If they are both happy with this arrangement then more power to them.

    She is on a massive yacht in great weather wearing a swimsuit all the time, her life seem to be going pretty great to me.

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    Sheppy
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    Looks throughly miserable.

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    your mom
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    I’d fuck him for a yacht. Does that make me a bad person?

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    vgrly
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    I don’t know… he might have a big schlong?

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    richie
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    for 38 she looks great.

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    Manowl
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    Dabbah the Hut…

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    scott
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    Wow!!! Mel Gibson has really let himself go.

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    JoJojojo
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    Fake boobs, fake hair, fake lips. Yawn.

  16. WhiskeyDust

    ………. so you’re saying I have a chance with a chick like this?!?!?!? Holy fuck. A guy like that makes me feel a FUCK of a lot better about myself.

  17. WhiskeyDust

    By the by, what the fuck happened to her lips???? I mean, you don’t get a round mouth like that from eating square meals but I would be afraid that whatever got her lips might get my cock too. Just sayin’………

  18. Hey, you know what, all women are whores and if this guy is happy fucking this bitch then I’m happy for him. If I was loaded I’d be fucking top tier tang 24/7/365!

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    moo
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    This Dabbah fellow is obviously quite fond of pancakes.

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    Sandusky
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    penis in the butt

  21. Glass

    “HELLO?! Victoria SIlvstedt, Playmate of the Year!”

    http://www.cineol.net/images/noticias/Cameos/BASEketball_3.jpg

  22. Maurice Dabba Victoria Silvstedt
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    Sweet! I’ve got the physique down pat, now all I need is a yacht…

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    Commented on this photo:

    Ha ha… motorboating.

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    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s so sad when Alzheimer’s victims get to the point where they can’t remember how to perform routine tasks like tying their shoes or masturbating publicly.

  25. Katy

    High class hooker !

  26. suck it

    I’m sure this man has a great personality as well.

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    Neo
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    Her Jedi-hotness is working on my penis.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing’s wrong with being a hooker. Rich old dudes need companionship too. If somebody’s willing to pay you to fuck them, I think that’s a big compliment.

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    KAren
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    thought thiis was mel gibson

  30. Yup

    He’s just pounding her pussy & ass for $30,000 a night; that’s all…

  31. gryphon50

    she’s not a gold-digger, she’s an actual prostitute. Remember that madam whose records indicated she was one of her girls?

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    Sue
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    Mel Gibson gained a lot of weight, no?

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    marie
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    yuk…saggy ass

  34. Blond Hottie

    Victoria is Vanna White in France. She turns the wheel on the game show Wheel of Fortune and has her own reality show.

    She is not a sweet faced hottie anymore. She has those horrible lumpy sausage injected lips, ripples all over her fake boobs, and too much anorexia with the fried bleached hair.

    Her personality is very sweet.

    You know who also likes ugly rich men? Heidi Klum.

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    YTBOY
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    Is that a dollar tat above her butt??? Anyway, Looks good to me!!

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    bunny
    Commented on this photo:

    Or she might actually like his personality ^_^; Why does the world always expect pretty people to end up with other pretty people? It always spells disaster when they do. xD

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    barkerman
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    bathe her, and bring her to me.. But definitely bathe her first.

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    Puddles McGoo
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    That tramp stamp is the Chinese character for “alternate entry”

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    Manowl
    Commented on this photo:

    “While less powerful than his cousin Jabba, Dabbah had nevertheless managed to score a sex slave that was way hotter, and yet substantially less strangulation friendly”

  40. Say what you will, but...

    I finally decided to look her up, and it turns out she was actually a very successful model in her younger years. She’s quite accomplished and is also fluent in four (or five?) languages, so I have to give her props.

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    thomas
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    why look at these little crabs.

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    anonym
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    victoria is such a waste of life.

    she was born to do nothing for the rest of her life.

  43. eggs

    A quick google reveals she’s worth 5 million. With that kind of money, she should just diversify her portfolio and retire. What the hell’s going on here?

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    Dick Righteous
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    OK, transferring agreed upon amount to your account…….NOW.
    Enough for butt sex?

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes your son is included because you paid for the ‘family rate’ for me……3 some with him IS extro tho’ !

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    Icehawg
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    Ass-herpes. Is that a thing; ass-herpes? In like half these pictures she is picking at, cleaning, or rinsing her ass. What is wrong with her ass? I am going with ass-herpes caused by solid gold condoms.

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    steven r jones
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    just goes to show that yo just need money to get hot women and not a bod

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    dave
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    So basically she is a whore?

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    judd
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    I think she’s embarrassed that everyone now knows to her meal ticket is

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    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    No its not… Its Chinese for whore…look it up.

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