Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey hit the pool

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Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it’s not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he’s turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke him in the stomach and see if he lightly grabs it and giggles. Well that’s not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says “Don’t have a cow, man” I can reply, “Too late, bro. Too late.”