Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it’s not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he’s turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke him in the stomach and see if he lightly grabs it and giggles. Well that’s not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says “Don’t have a cow, man” I can reply, “Too late, bro. Too late.”
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 8:45 am
FRIST!!!
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 8:46 am
God, that’s wayyy too easy when no one else can log in…
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:10 am
Help!!
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:10 am
OMG!!
I actually posted!
HI FRIST!!
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 9:12 am
OMG there you are!!!
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 9:12 am
I was so scared…
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:12 am
Why is she with this loser?
I’ve never thought he was hot!
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:13 am
To all those other non-commenters:
Just type in
Name (required):
Email (required):
and type a comment. IT FINALLY WORKS!
aj | May 15, 2007 at 9:14 am
I love that everyone Nick Lachey dates is barely legal. He’s clearly and emotional pedophile.
lisa | May 15, 2007 at 9:14 am
he’s fat
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 9:16 am
Why is it automatically posting my url??? I haven’t typed that in in days!!!
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 9:17 am
I’m scared again!!!
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:19 am
I think fish got his server wet…..
floydfixx | May 15, 2007 at 9:19 am
She’s 27. That’s hardly “barely legal”.
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:20 am
This place is crazy empty Frist!!
BigMeatMike | May 15, 2007 at 9:25 am
He’s had surgery on his bitch tits, poor guy.
theyareallidiots | May 15, 2007 at 9:31 am
They deserve each other. “Fresh-faced” TV host turned WHORE. Nice public straddle. And when did her eyes grow so close together? It’s amazing what make-up can do.
WowJustWow | May 15, 2007 at 9:32 am
I am able to post a comment by bypassing the ‘login’ and just typing my name and email into the boxes. And voila! She is done!
GreatRack | May 15, 2007 at 9:32 am
That poor bastard… Money and women… How ever will he go on in life….
I’d hit that…
bigsteamyone | May 15, 2007 at 9:33 am
Why does this guy keep hitting the jackpot ?
GreatRack | May 15, 2007 at 9:34 am
She is giving him Titty Ear Muffs in picture two…. Can you hear me now?
Doomhammer | May 15, 2007 at 9:37 am
Are they on Fantasy Island? Im pretty sure thats Mr. Rork in pic #2. I bet Nicks fantasy was to extend his long overdue 15 minutes.
Kaeseb | May 15, 2007 at 9:38 am
Nick’s next gig will be President of the Hair Club for men.
fishstick | May 15, 2007 at 9:39 am
allo?
Fishstick | May 15, 2007 at 9:40 am
holy crap! its working!
Bern | May 15, 2007 at 9:41 am
Is it just me, or does she have the face of a 16 year old Korean boy?
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:42 am
Or Jenny Craig spokesperson for those titties
TexasTranny | May 15, 2007 at 9:42 am
Nice bikini and ass,
whoneedsenemies | May 15, 2007 at 9:43 am
Bypass the typekey sign in people!!!!
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 9:48 am
I didn’t have to do shit to comment. I’ve been commenting since yesterday. Oh!!! Now I see it. My url is already in that box. Weird…I didn’t put it there.
RAMistheMAN | May 15, 2007 at 9:50 am
I’d so fuck Vanessa.
ingridw60631 | May 15, 2007 at 9:50 am
hello?/
finally!!!//
i may just cry now///
| May 15, 2007 at 9:51 am
what the hell happened?
| May 15, 2007 at 9:52 am
???now i am ‘Anonymous???
yolatengo | May 15, 2007 at 9:53 am
what the hell is fish doing? i pay good $$ for…oh, never mind
Rump | May 15, 2007 at 9:53 am
pop
Whammer Jammer | May 15, 2007 at 9:54 am
Numbers #7 and #20:
Because he has MONEY. Women can smell that.
BarbadoSlim | May 15, 2007 at 9:54 am
She looks like a philipino prostitute.
F-Sucker | May 15, 2007 at 9:55 am
Nice tatas.
The girl’s aren’t bad, either.
captain obvious | May 15, 2007 at 9:56 am
Wow, what happened to Nick?! Hair loss, doughy body,wrinkles. I guess father time is catching up w/ him. But then he must be comfy in love. Most of us get fat and happy when we’re comfy in a relationship. As for Vanessa, I don’t see the appeal. She is so average looking. But its nice to see a happy, down to earth looking celeb couple.
Escapee | May 15, 2007 at 10:07 am
Who is she?
BarbadoSlim | May 15, 2007 at 10:07 am
Oh, and Vanessa Whosthis?
She done any porn?
RichPort | May 15, 2007 at 10:09 am
I’m worried that without typekey, there might be some trolling here.
stiv0 | May 15, 2007 at 10:13 am
wot kinda homo would even notice he’s there? this girl makes jessica simpson look like jim j. bullock with a decent tit job.
Gina | May 15, 2007 at 10:17 am
Well that’s not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says “Don’t have a cow, man” I can reply, “Too late, bro. Too late.”
HA HA HA. I Love you!
busted | May 15, 2007 at 10:18 am
last! hahaha
murmurzz | May 15, 2007 at 10:19 am
Doesn’t something about them just make you wanna fart in their faces? Is it just me? *shrug*
krazihottkelli | May 15, 2007 at 10:19 am
Nick is ugly
who givez a?????????????????????
BarbadoSlim | May 15, 2007 at 10:26 am
As for Nicks fantastic boobage, I wonder if he’s a manssiere or bro user.
d | May 15, 2007 at 10:26 am
Cock burger!