Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it’s not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he’s turning into the Pillsbury Doughboy. All I want to do is poke him in the stomach and see if he lightly grabs it and giggles. Well that’s not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says “Don’t have a cow, man” I can reply, “Too late, bro. Too late.”
FRIST!!!
God, that’s wayyy too easy when no one else can log in…
Help!!
OMG!!
I actually posted!
HI FRIST!!
OMG there you are!!!
I was so scared…
Why is she with this loser?
I’ve never thought he was hot!
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I love that everyone Nick Lachey dates is barely legal. He’s clearly and emotional pedophile.
he’s fat
Why is it automatically posting my url??? I haven’t typed that in in days!!!
I’m scared again!!!
I think fish got his server wet…..
She’s 27. That’s hardly “barely legal”.
This place is crazy empty Frist!!
He’s had surgery on his bitch tits, poor guy.
They deserve each other. “Fresh-faced” TV host turned WHORE. Nice public straddle. And when did her eyes grow so close together? It’s amazing what make-up can do.
I am able to post a comment by bypassing the ‘login’ and just typing my name and email into the boxes. And voila! She is done!
That poor bastard… Money and women… How ever will he go on in life….
I’d hit that…
Why does this guy keep hitting the jackpot ?
She is giving him Titty Ear Muffs in picture two…. Can you hear me now?
Are they on Fantasy Island? Im pretty sure thats Mr. Rork in pic #2. I bet Nicks fantasy was to extend his long overdue 15 minutes.
Nick’s next gig will be President of the Hair Club for men.
allo?
holy crap! its working!
Is it just me, or does she have the face of a 16 year old Korean boy?
Or Jenny Craig spokesperson for those titties
Nice bikini and ass,
Bypass the typekey sign in people!!!!
I didn’t have to do shit to comment. I’ve been commenting since yesterday. Oh!!! Now I see it. My url is already in that box. Weird…I didn’t put it there.
I’d so fuck Vanessa.
hello?/
finally!!!//
i may just cry now///
what the hell happened?
???now i am ‘Anonymous???
what the hell is fish doing? i pay good $$ for…oh, never mind
pop
Numbers #7 and #20:
Because he has MONEY. Women can smell that.
She looks like a philipino prostitute.
Nice tatas.
The girl’s aren’t bad, either.
Wow, what happened to Nick?! Hair loss, doughy body,wrinkles. I guess father time is catching up w/ him. But then he must be comfy in love. Most of us get fat and happy when we’re comfy in a relationship. As for Vanessa, I don’t see the appeal. She is so average looking. But its nice to see a happy, down to earth looking celeb couple.
Who is she?
Oh, and Vanessa Whosthis?
She done any porn?
I’m worried that without typekey, there might be some trolling here.
wot kinda homo would even notice he’s there? this girl makes jessica simpson look like jim j. bullock with a decent tit job.
Well that’s not all I want to do. I also want to give birth to a cow, so that when anybody ever says “Don’t have a cow, man” I can reply, “Too late, bro. Too late.”
HA HA HA. I Love you!
last! hahaha
Doesn’t something about them just make you wanna fart in their faces? Is it just me? *shrug*
Nick is ugly
who givez a?????????????????????
As for Nicks fantastic boobage, I wonder if he’s a manssiere or bro user.
Cock burger!