Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini For Candie’s

“Oh, no, I’m trapped in these tubes and my parents left me all alone…” (Cue Chris Hansen.)

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens posing for the latest Candie’s campaign after they finally realized you can’t make Britney Spears look like a 15-year-old girl innocently sunning herself in her backyard anymore without hiring James Cameron and a team of rodeo handlers. Then again, there is a rapidly increasing market of hillbilly mothers out there, so I can’t help but think this was a misfire. Someone should’ve done their homework.

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