Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini For Candie’s

January 26th, 2011 // 78 Comments

“Oh, no, I’m trapped in these tubes and my parents left me all alone…” (Cue Chris Hansen.)

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens posing for the latest Candie’s campaign after they finally realized you can’t make Britney Spears look like a 15-year-old girl innocently sunning herself in her backyard anymore without hiring James Cameron and a team of rodeo handlers. Then again, there is a rapidly increasing market of hillbilly mothers out there, so I can’t help but think this was a misfire. Someone should’ve done their homework.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Chris Hansen

    Have a seat over there…

  2. cumbucket

    this girl is a younger, hotter version of mila kunis

    • DKNY

      I’m pretty sure you mean the uglier version of Mila Kunis.

      • GUY

        Im sure he does.
        This bitches legs are ugly too.
        Not to mention she is Filipino and after 8yrs experience with filipino american women, she probably stinks, has a poor attitude, is extremely self absorbed, and is as dumb as a bag of rocks.

      • Deacon Jones

        You’re right about everything, other than the stinky part.

        And I give this picture a 9.75 on the Boner-rama scale

      • sage

        She’s Waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than Mila Kunis, who has bird legs.

    • I’m pretty sure you mean the fatter version of Mila Kunis.

      • DOucHe BaGELs

        Stinks? Did she have big tits at least??

      • Cardinal Fang

        It’s not the most awful smell, but yes there is an odor that seeps out of a Filipino food-eating woman. Kind of a steak mixed with bread smell.

      • Ed

        Uh oh, Vanessa weighs 115 pounds, she’s 5 pounds overweight.

        Extremely fat. disgusting.

        Give me a break.

      • Richard McBeef

        I have 20 years of experience with women of all makes and models and I can attest that they all have poor attitudes, are extremely self absorbed, and are dumb as a bag of rocks.

      • The Listener

        I couldn’t have said it better myself.

    • It had to be said

      I’m pretty sure you meant “I am a blind idiot.”

      • teresa

        Stubby noodle.

      • GUY

        Hahahaha post of the year Richard McBeef, post of the fucking year.

        Although, you should note that American Filipino women rank the highest in those categories. Along with Fat african americans.
        For some reason, they can be the gliest fucking creature to walk the planet and still think they are the sexiest bitches in the world. WTF man.

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    very ugly legs

  4. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    I’ll be her Pinball Wizard.

  5. who cares?

    zac efron must really be hating himself right now. because she beat him out for the endorsement deal.

  6. Hank

    Kinda sick ad campaign, but she’s a damn sexy young gal.

  7. Brian

    That still doesn’t make me not think of the forest meadow pubic hair she had a few years back…you know the ents from LOTR? That’s the only voice I hear from her now.

  8. YIPEEEE YAY CANDIES! i should start masturbating again

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    superb ass, vanessa

  10. Mark


  11. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    this bitch is hot.

  12. Judging by pic #3, I sure have something she can suck on. I would totally bang this little sexy hoe.

  13. an ad for CANDIES, I thought this was an ad for two new flavors of LIFESAVERS.

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
    Not if I rough you first
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    3, 2, 1, booster ignition, and LIFT OFF, lift off , of the Rough Discovery, returning to the space station, and paving the way for future missions beyond….

  15. I love those sandels…

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    I would pull her hair and bang her right there doggy style. Bow Wow Wow baby!

  17. RebelMinion

    Who the hell is Vanessa Hudgens?

    • The Listener

      Star of Disney Channel’s “High School Musical” trilogy in the USA. She was publicly embarrassed when full frontal nude photos she took of herself for her boyfriend were leaked online during the popularity of High School Musical.

      Disney overlooked her actions because: 1) she made them a LOT of money, and 2) the photos were taken BEFORE she had gotten the gig for High School Musical.

      • I would contend that she was not “publicly embarassed” when the nude photos were “leaked”, but rather she was “thrilled as hell about all the publicity” when the photos were “distributed by her agent”.

        But as usual, I’d rather not let reality and facts get in the way of my perception of the world.

      • suck it

        @listener you’re a douche.

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    These pics don’t really make me want to buy shoes…..

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    She’s a cute girl, but these pictures are extremely boring, especially for advertising. And there is just too much extra crap in most of them.

  20. I came for a furry or nude shot, didn’t find any, but came anyways. Anybody got a Kleenex?

  21. alex

    So you guys don’t mind hairy forearms and legs?

    For me the deal breaker was the HUPA. (Hairy upper pussy area–you know, the hair streak that goes from her belly button to her bush, yuck.)

    • Faptastic

      Oh give me a break. Do you just post dumb shit like this to be different? This girl is hot as hell, and if your biggest complaint is one that is a)over-exaggerated and b)just plain insane, well, good luck.. I can only imagine what , if anything, you’re banging in real life, but I can guarantee she has many more flaws than this girl. Gtfo.

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    I like tits and ass. I don’t like moustaches, hairy arms, hairy backs and hairy toes, sorry 3/4 of the worlds population of women.

  23. She has three perfectly good holes for load dumping.

  24. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    Om nom nom.
    Totally would.

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    Peter Pantsless
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    Mmmmmm doughnuts.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    How are those ugly legs? Loosen your standards douchebag if you want hope of getting any.

    • kelly

      i think they photoshoped her legs or something they look weird in this pic, look at the calves! its sooo photoshopped

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    Cock Dr
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    Lolita looks must sell shoes.

  28. allym

    Milan is hot and can act end if story. This girl is Disney chick anyway

  29. Joe Blow

    These Disney chicks are so corruptible.

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    The Listener
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    I think she’s got nice legs.

  31. Cardinal Fang

    If you tilt your head just right it looks like a picture of a 12 year-old.

  32. nikkol

    Are those safety hula-hoops? You can’t protect your kids from everything!

  33. Michael

    I don’t see any hairy forearms. I don’t mind people badgering self-absorbed celebrities, as long as its Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, et al. But I don’t see Hudgens in the same league. Maybe people just hate for the sake of hating.

    I mean, come on, who wouldn’t do wild things to this girl?

  34. Michael

    Another thing, if I were to have a threesome, it’d be this girl and Nina Dobrev. A Latino, Italian, and Belgian sandwich. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.

  35. Eugene

    At least they finally figured out that Britney is past it.

    Compared with the current face, she looks like a Granny!

  36. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    and WITHOUT a bikini for “Hustler-magazine”, folks!!

  37. Taylor

    She’s so fucking hot!!!!!

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    i think she’s alright but.. she’s just a normal girl, nothing different.

  39. Nik

    i wish she was taller with bigger tits, then she’s be so perfect

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    I’m in love. I would much her box for an hour straight.

  41. Lauren

    This is probably the best pic of seen of her. She normally looks like shed fit in with the jerseyshore cast and equally trashy too. Who the hell takes naked pictures of themselves at 15??

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    Much nicer photograph of her compared to the one last year in hotel room that showed she dont shave LOL

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    Getting her butt warmed up ??? LOL

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    OMG,Vanessa is absolutely beautiful,i love her!!! xxxxx

  45. Vanessa Hudgens Bikini
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    Im in love,she is beyond good looking.

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