“Oh, no, I’m trapped in these tubes and my parents left me all alone…” (Cue Chris Hansen.)
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens posing for the latest Candie’s campaign after they finally realized you can’t make Britney Spears look like a 15-year-old girl innocently sunning herself in her backyard anymore without hiring James Cameron and a team of rodeo handlers. Then again, there is a rapidly increasing market of hillbilly mothers out there, so I can’t help but think this was a misfire. Someone should’ve done their homework.
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Have a seat over there…
For ogling a 22-year-old? I think not, good sir.
Oh? I have clear transcripts showing that she said she was 12.
Well then, what am I supposed to do with all this Zima?
It says write here, and I quote, “I want to pee in your butt”
ROTFL
LOL!
this girl is a younger, hotter version of mila kunis
I’m pretty sure you mean the uglier version of Mila Kunis.
Im sure he does.
This bitches legs are ugly too.
Not to mention she is Filipino and after 8yrs experience with filipino american women, she probably stinks, has a poor attitude, is extremely self absorbed, and is as dumb as a bag of rocks.
Guy,
You’re right about everything, other than the stinky part.
And I give this picture a 9.75 on the Boner-rama scale
She’s Waaaaaaaaaaay hotter than Mila Kunis, who has bird legs.
I’m pretty sure you mean the fatter version of Mila Kunis.
Stinks? Did she have big tits at least??
It’s not the most awful smell, but yes there is an odor that seeps out of a Filipino food-eating woman. Kind of a steak mixed with bread smell.
Uh oh, Vanessa weighs 115 pounds, she’s 5 pounds overweight.
Extremely fat. disgusting.
Give me a break.
I have 20 years of experience with women of all makes and models and I can attest that they all have poor attitudes, are extremely self absorbed, and are dumb as a bag of rocks.
Ed,
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I’m pretty sure you meant “I am a blind idiot.”
Stubby noodle.
Hahahaha post of the year Richard McBeef, post of the fucking year.
Although, you should note that American Filipino women rank the highest in those categories. Along with Fat african americans.
For some reason, they can be the gliest fucking creature to walk the planet and still think they are the sexiest bitches in the world. WTF man.
very ugly legs
I’ll be her Pinball Wizard.
zac efron must really be hating himself right now. because she beat him out for the endorsement deal.
Kinda sick ad campaign, but she’s a damn sexy young gal.
That still doesn’t make me not think of the forest meadow pubic hair she had a few years back…you know the ents from LOTR? That’s the only voice I hear from her now.
Forest hair? Come on. It was trimmed short, just not shaved off.
I agree. I couldn’t tell whether she trimmed it or not, but it was definitely just a light amount of hair down there.
YIPEEEE YAY CANDIES! i should start masturbating again
superb ass, vanessa
Want.
this bitch is hot.
Judging by pic #3, I sure have something she can suck on. I would totally bang this little sexy hoe.
an ad for CANDIES, I thought this was an ad for two new flavors of LIFESAVERS.
3, 2, 1, booster ignition, and LIFT OFF, lift off , of the Rough Discovery, returning to the space station, and paving the way for future missions beyond….
I love those sandels…
mmm….sO Do Iiiiiiii (whips out penis)
I would pull her hair and bang her right there doggy style. Bow Wow Wow baby!
Who the hell is Vanessa Hudgens?
Star of Disney Channel’s “High School Musical” trilogy in the USA. She was publicly embarrassed when full frontal nude photos she took of herself for her boyfriend were leaked online during the popularity of High School Musical.
Disney overlooked her actions because: 1) she made them a LOT of money, and 2) the photos were taken BEFORE she had gotten the gig for High School Musical.
I would contend that she was not “publicly embarassed” when the nude photos were “leaked”, but rather she was “thrilled as hell about all the publicity” when the photos were “distributed by her agent”.
But as usual, I’d rather not let reality and facts get in the way of my perception of the world.
@listener you’re a douche.
huh
These pics don’t really make me want to buy shoes…..
Those are from a shoe campaign? I was just trying to figure it out and my bet was on lip gloss/sweets
She’s a cute girl, but these pictures are extremely boring, especially for advertising. And there is just too much extra crap in most of them.
I came for a furry or nude shot, didn’t find any, but came anyways. Anybody got a Kleenex?
So you guys don’t mind hairy forearms and legs?
For me the deal breaker was the HUPA. (Hairy upper pussy area–you know, the hair streak that goes from her belly button to her bush, yuck.)
Oh give me a break. Do you just post dumb shit like this to be different? This girl is hot as hell, and if your biggest complaint is one that is a)over-exaggerated and b)just plain insane, well, good luck.. I can only imagine what , if anything, you’re banging in real life, but I can guarantee she has many more flaws than this girl. Gtfo.
LOL–
so angry that I don’t care for this hairy beast? Why?
And you tell me THIS is attractive, dumbass…
http://tinyurl.com/4p3rk8p
I like tits and ass. I don’t like moustaches, hairy arms, hairy backs and hairy toes, sorry 3/4 of the worlds population of women.
She has three perfectly good holes for load dumping.
Om nom nom.
Totally would.
Mmmmmm doughnuts.
How are those ugly legs? Loosen your standards douchebag if you want hope of getting any.
i think they photoshoped her legs or something they look weird in this pic, look at the calves! its sooo photoshopped
Lolita looks must sell shoes.
Milan is hot and can act end if story. This girl is Disney chick anyway
These Disney chicks are so corruptible.
I think she’s got nice legs.
If you tilt your head just right it looks like a picture of a 12 year-old.
Are those safety hula-hoops? You can’t protect your kids from everything!
I don’t see any hairy forearms. I don’t mind people badgering self-absorbed celebrities, as long as its Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, et al. But I don’t see Hudgens in the same league. Maybe people just hate for the sake of hating.
I mean, come on, who wouldn’t do wild things to this girl?
Another thing, if I were to have a threesome, it’d be this girl and Nina Dobrev. A Latino, Italian, and Belgian sandwich. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.
Mmm. I could go for a sandwich right now. As for disappointing two women sexually at the same time, knock yourself out :)
At least they finally figured out that Britney is past it.
Compared with the current face, she looks like a Granny!
and WITHOUT a bikini for “Hustler-magazine”, folks!!
She’s so fucking hot!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/4p3rk8p
Haha ok Alex. She CAN be really hot at times
i think she’s alright but.. she’s just a normal girl, nothing different.
i wish she was taller with bigger tits, then she’s be so perfect
I’m in love. I would much her box for an hour straight.
This is probably the best pic of seen of her. She normally looks like shed fit in with the jerseyshore cast and equally trashy too. Who the hell takes naked pictures of themselves at 15??
Much nicer photograph of her compared to the one last year in hotel room that showed she dont shave LOL
Getting her butt warmed up ??? LOL
OMG,Vanessa is absolutely beautiful,i love her!!! xxxxx
Im in love,she is beyond good looking.