Vanessa Hudgens Had Sex With This Kid

September 20th, 2011 // 18 Comments

Despite the fact Vanessa Hudgens is kind of boring these days – Unless she’s in bikini photos. Exciting bikini photos! Yes, I’m a whore. – the Internet has somehow lost its shit over the fact she’s now dating Disney star Austin Butler of Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure which I assume means something to people who already know what flavor Justin Bieber would be if he was an ice cream flavor. (Cutey Coiffed Candy Corn, obvs.) So knowing absolutely nothing about this kid, let’s just say he’s an upgrade from her previous boyfriend Josh “I Look Like Every Theater Major You’ve Ever Met” Hutcherson. That said, does Austin have Zac Efron‘s soft, meticulously exfoliated skin? Or his knowledge of fruit-based, sweat-resistant organic hair putties? She’s too young to start settling, is all I’m saying.

Photo: Fame

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  1. V

    meh. he’s not bad looking, retarded clothes aside. and as long as he likes dick less than her previous flame, it’s fine by her.

  2. Bob

    I dunno who Vanessa Hudgens is nor do I have the foggiest who this kid is.
    Personally I thought Georgio threatening to rape Michaele Salahi’s mom and take her TV was way funnier.

    • Me.

      How can you visit this site and not know who she is? Are you retarded or just willfully ignorant? Fucking tard. She’s been being posted here for upwards of 4 years.

  3. V

    Also, LOL, what the fuck happened to Zac Efron? it’s like a Disney pedophile’s old asshole vacummed him into a vortex to never come out again.

  4. Beefarino

    He doesn’t appear to have the ability to handle Vanessa’s youthful bush.

  5. HackSaw

    Lucky

  6. Holy Shit, I thought Jonathan Brandis was dead.

  7. DKNY

    Justin Bieber once he hits puberty.

  8. Mike

    Vanessa is probably a screamer.

  9. TomFrank

    Duh. Everyone knows “Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure.” It’s the story of a wrinkly dog and his quest for…um…uh…dammit, I thought I had something for this. I got nothin’.

  10. Frunken

    So Samantha Ronson has a twin brother too?

  11. LC

    Since when did Scarlett Johannson have an Adam’s apple?

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Austin Butler
    downwithmuffins
    Commented on this photo:

    The parallel universe Trace Cyrus looks fucking GREAT.

  13. K

    Austin Butler=Sex Machine. Lucky girl.

  14. Kelly

    Check out Austin shirtless. He’s got great tits, suckable nips, and what is bound to be a gorgeous 7-inch fuck pole.

  15. JJ

    How does Austin-the God of Beauty-Butler know the sex is over?
    The dome light goes on.

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