Urkel’s Hitting Women, Too

Because Mel Gibson’s always been a trendsetter, Jaleel White is under investigation for allegedly punching the mother of his child in the implant, according to TMZ:

Sources familiar with the police report tell us … the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car. We’re told, she claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.

Jesus! What’s in the water out there? Also, how the hell did Urkel have a kid? I could’ve sworn I read somewhere those suspenders left him sterile. Or is this just what he told me hot chicks get me HOT so he wouldn’t have to use a condom? Someone should probably give him the chair. — For the women’s sake. Yes, the women…

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