Tyrese Chose Team Diesel. We Should Have Seen This Coming.
♪ We’re the three best friends that anyone could have… ♪ Right guys? Guys?”
Ever since The Rock called out Vin Diesel for being an unprofessional candy ass, the world has waited for the rest of the Furious 8 cast to choose sides. And by “the world” I mean absolutely no one, because a feud between the flying headbutt twins of one of the dumbest movie franchises in history couldn’t be more meaningless. Which is why Tyrese waded in, because what the fuck else does he have going on? Via TMZ:
Tyrese posted a pic with the caption, “I’ve always said that if ONLY people knew how hard you work to protect this franchise and characters, minds would be blown,” adding, “I’m so f****** proud to call you my family and my brother.”
So there you have it, Tyrese is Team Diesel. But couldn’t we have predicted that would happen? The signs have been there all along.
“You want some of Vinny’s delicious popped corn, don’t you Tyrese?”
“No way, brother. I was just making sure it tasted good and buttery like you like.”
“I know you only used to wear matching jackets with Pablo, and I want you to know that I appreciate what an honor this truly is, brother.”
“My hand is on this guy’s hand, but I’m pretending it’s on your hand, Vin. We’re brothers!”
“Would it be weird if you put your finger V inside my finger V? It would, because brothers wouldn’t do that…”