‘True Detective’ Season 2 Has A Trailer

In case you can’t tell how beat it is today thanks to Coachella starting tomorrow, here’s another trailer for a TV show, only this time it’s the less-anticipated second season of True Detective which you’ll already notice lacks the singular, aesthetic vision of Cary Fukunaga that defined the first season, and instead has two episodes directed by the guy who made Fast & Furious 6? Oh, good. Although, apparently there is a “colossal” orgy scene which is somehow supposed to compete with Alexandra Daddario’s naked breasts (below – you’re welcome) and will fail. And if you guessed those breasts were the real reason for this post, you’re a powerful psychic who should be hunted down by the government with giant robots. Someone had to tell you.

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