No, Tracy Morgan Isn’t Losing A Leg

June 10th, 2014 // 5 Comments
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, MediaTakeOut started a rumor that Tracy Morgan was going to lose his leg which turned out to be complete bullshit. Now what is is true is that he’s getting a third eye that will send out Illuminati Morse code because this psi-ops is classic lizard people. Classic. Follow the chemtrails, sheeple: Walmart truck. Walmart shooting. Electric razors only $89.95 on Walmart.com. THE SCALY DICK OF TRUTH IS SLAPPING YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE.

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  1. ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

    Not yet, but diabetes is a motherfucker.

    Don’t worry Tracy, I’mma get diabetes pregnant.

  2. Walmart truck, Walmart shooting, AND you just know Tracy Morgan loved CiCi’s Pizza. My God, it’s all-you-can-eat pizza for $5! How do you not go there?

  3. Tina Fey

    I hope it wasn’t his middle leg that was injured.

  4. That’s good news.

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