Tracy Morgan Is A Goddamn Survivor

The Superficial / June 9, 2014

In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly asleep at the wheel slammed into six vehicles including Tracy’s limobus which left his mentor and best friend Jimmy Mack dead and Tracy in the ICU. As of yesterday, he was expected to pull through but will be hospitalized for weeks. THR reports:

“While Tracy remains in critical condition, he has been more responsive today, which is an incredibly encouraging sign,” said rep Lewis Kay in a Sunday statement. “He sustained a number of injuries including a broken leg, a broken femur, a broken nose and several broken ribs. He had surgery earlier today on his leg. We expect him to remain in the hospital for several weeks. His family is tremendously overwhelmed and appreciative of the outpouring of love and support from his fans.”

My absolute favorite mornings on this job – and it doesn’t happen often – is whenever Tracy Morgan’s just been on Conan and says a bunch of ridiculous shit that’s light years funnier than anything I could possibly write below Joanna Krupa’s smelly vagina. So here are a few of those clips which I thought would be better than me trying to joke about how many Motts For Tots #BBare poured out for Tracy. You’re welcome.

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