Tracy Morgan Is A Goddamn Survivor

June 9th, 2014 // 24 Comments
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In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly asleep at the wheel slammed into six vehicles including Tracy’s limobus which left his mentor and best friend Jimmy Mack dead and Tracy in the ICU. As of yesterday, he was expected to pull through but will be hospitalized for weeks. THR reports:

“While Tracy remains in critical condition, he has been more responsive today, which is an incredibly encouraging sign,” said rep Lewis Kay in a Sunday statement. “He sustained a number of injuries including a broken leg, a broken femur, a broken nose and several broken ribs. He had surgery earlier today on his leg. We expect him to remain in the hospital for several weeks. His family is tremendously overwhelmed and appreciative of the outpouring of love and support from his fans.”

My absolute favorite mornings on this job – and it doesn’t happen often – is whenever Tracy Morgan’s just been on Conan and says a bunch of ridiculous shit that’s light years funnier than anything I could possibly write below Joanna Krupa‘s smelly vagina. So here are a few of those clips which I thought would be better than me trying to joke about how many Motts For Tots #BBare poured out for Tracy. You’re welcome.

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  1. oh i know

    so happy that Tracy is going to recover–he’s been making me laugh for years!!! :D

  2. Joe blow

    Im glad that Tracey morgan is ok and my condolences to the family of the deceased

  3. I’m glad Tracy Morgan survived and is recovering, but it’s in bad taste to make the focus on the only well-known celebrity in the crash. What about the other victims, including Jimmy Mack, who was killed?

    So if I’m on a plane with 120 other people and one of them is famous, the headline will read: FAMOUS PERSON AND A BUNCH OF NOBODIES ARE DEAD.

    Everybody is somebody, aren’t they?

  4. Those videos are fucking hilarious. Glad that he is recovering. Sad for those who lost their lives because the rednecks had to have their cheap shit and the driver fell asleep.

  5. Get well Bill Cosby.

    • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

      Bill Cosby is in his late 70s, this is clearly not him. I think you meant Eddie Murphy. Get well Mr. Fuck-You-Man.

  6. STELLA! (I hadn’t seen that interview – HILARIOUS.)

  7. Mike Walker

    Play the video where he says he would stab his son if he’s gay! Oh wait…

  8. Guys, Rik Mayall died. :(

  9. SafetyFirst

    These guys are riding in a luxury limo.
    They don’t wear seat belts.
    What do you think will happen??

  10. I’ve been a big fan of his ever since he was in The Little Rascals.

  11. dieter

    is anybody else getting pop-up video suggestions for a video about google’s car crashing? that is supremely unfortunate considering why we’re all talking about him…

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