Tori Spelling’s Already Pregnant Again

March 23rd, 2012 // 32 Comments
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Tori Spelling is apparently close friends with Jon Hamm because just five months after birthing her daughter Hattie, she’s already knocked up with Child #4 because, seriously, what else does she have to do? Act? AHAHAHAHA! Us Magazine reports:

“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo,” read the announcement, which was accompanied by a pic of Spelling’s burgeoning bump.
The baby-to-be will join Hattie (who was born in October 2011), brother Liam, 5, and sister Stella, 3, the actress and reality star’s children with husband Dean McDermott. Spelling, 38, wed Canadian-born actor McDermott, 45, back in May 2006.

I almost want to say the amazing part of this story is that there’s a man who wakes up each morning thinking, “Wow, I hope to get fuck Tori Spelling tonight!” Except just one brief, cursory glance at any comment thread on the Internet will inform you that men will fuck their own hand at the slightest hint of visual stimulation and/or boredom. We’re gross.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. mr natural

    so, the daughter of a power tv exec with nasty cleavage has managed to keep it together with her hubbie and has a fourth on the way…there just HAS to be something more interesting to post here…

    • well her father is dead . No real power to her anymore. the hubby is 45 and she has a half descent body when she is not pregnant and over 30. plus Her face is average. In Hollywood terms that is a lasting marriage.

      there is not much going for her. so good for her.

    • vgirly

      Well considering the pic she posted of her belly shows that she is atleast 4 – 5 months pregnant. That means she must have conceived the baby around the 1 month mark after giving birth. Which is just YUCK. Even doctors will tell you that you need to give your vag a rest for about 3 months and do not recommend another pregancy for atleast a year. It’s not healthy to have back to back pregancies with no downtime. For all of you people who are not familiar to child birth. Picture this, locchia or vaginal bleeding occurs and will last 2 to 6 weeks. It first starts off as dark red with clumpy clots and then eventually turns yellow. Everytime you breastfeed it causes you to excrement more. If that isn’t a boner killer, I do not know what is. Gross Mr. Mcdermott

      • Tori's Leaky Hemmhoroid

        Yuck on so many, many levels. Tampons are out of the question for the first 3-4 weeks of postpartum hemmhoraging; gotta love that special shityourpants sensation of wearing a pad. And don’t forget constant nipple leakage that dries with a sour odor until the painful engorgement of the drying-up process can commence. But how nice that her Csection scar will still be raised and inflamed to facilitate re-incision; maybe the doc can implant a handy zipper for next time. Bill the zipper to Grandma Candy, please.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Exactly. Not to mention the fact that her body has just been depleted of all the nutrients, minerals and vitamins that the newly-forming baby will need. This one’s going to be made out of beaks, claws and toaster-leavin’s.

  2. cc

    Oh, how nice, soon there will be another foal out gamboling in the fields.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Dean McDermott is functionally blind. That’s the only explanation.

  4. Tori is ugly

    Wow, she is so ugly. Alessandra Ambrosio is the most beautiful pregnant woman I have ever seen in my whole life.

  5. binks

    And yet, not a fuck was given…

  6. El Jefe

    Jesus Christ, does all this bitch do is lay on her back and get knocked up?

  7. Deacon Jones

    CERN’s next major academic study should be to focus on how a male homosapien managed to achieve and maintain an engorged penis long enough to ejaculate into this lumpy mass of shit.

  8. MORE LIKE TORI SWELLING, AMIRITE?!

  9. Johnny

    Somebody needs to tell Tori that her vagina is NOT a clown car!!!!!!

  10. Tori Spelling
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s grinning because he knows that he doesn’t have to fuck her for another nine months now.

  11. Blech

    This woman is really talented… at not using birth control.

  12. Tori Spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    Weird looking kid. Looks like Homer Simpson.

  13. Tori Spelling
    PeggyGuggenheim
    Commented on this photo:

    I need more context in this photo. This could be any neglected celebrity’s white baby that never appears in a single photo with their parent…but I’ll trust it’s Tori Spelling’s/January Jones’/Lindsay Lohan’s target practice.

  14. she should just stop popping out kids… we dont need more of her in this world. AHHH

  15. Ned

    Has she ever heard of swallowing.

  16. some of you are ignorant she’s gonna be 39 and plenty of women have had healthy children back 2 back for centuries my Aunt Betty had her two kids Christopher and Angela 16.5 months apart Janaury 25th 1995 & June 4th 1996 or my Aunt Anne had her two youngest also named Angela and Christopher 13 1/2 months apart March 21st 1983 and June 5th 1984 or even academy award winner Patricia Neal’s 2 youngest daughters Ophelia & Lucy are 14 1/2 months apart right Ophelia was born May 12th 1964 and Lucy was born August 4th 1965 after Pat had survived a series of Strokes while pregnant. Tori is 4 months along and looks bigger from scar tissue from the other 3 C-section deliveries she’s had duh.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      That Uncle Morty was the pride of the neighbourhood, eh? Eh?
      Bernadette, help me get this kugel out of the oven or fridge or wherever you keep kugel.

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