Tori Spelling’s Already Pregnant Again
Tori Spelling is apparently close friends with Jon Hamm because just five months after birthing her daughter Hattie, she’s already knocked up with Child #4 because, seriously, what else does she have to do? Act? AHAHAHAHA! Us Magazine reports:
“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo,” read the announcement, which was accompanied by a pic of Spelling’s burgeoning bump.
The baby-to-be will join Hattie (who was born in October 2011), brother Liam, 5, and sister Stella, 3, the actress and reality star’s children with husband Dean McDermott. Spelling, 38, wed Canadian-born actor McDermott, 45, back in May 2006.
I almost want to say the amazing part of this story is that there’s a man who wakes up each morning thinking, “Wow, I hope to get fuck Tori Spelling tonight!” Except just one brief, cursory glance at any comment thread on the Internet will inform you that men will fuck their own hand at the slightest hint of visual stimulation and/or boredom. We’re gross.