Tom Hiddleston Is Probably Using Taylor Swift To Land Bond

Wendy Williams has never heard of Tom Hiddleston before, so clearly he’s using Taylor Swift to become the next Bond. Which Wendy somehow knows about even though she just said she’s never heard of Tom Hiddleston before? Who knows? This is already way too many words. Page Six reports:

As “Thor” actor Hiddleston and his new girlfriend Taylor Swift made their latest rounds in Rome — kissing and holding hands at the Colosseum in front of paparazzi — some speculated that the fast-moving relationship may have something to do with Hiddleston’s being buzzed about for the coveted 007 role.
Talk show host Wendy Williams even slammed Hiddleston as “an opportunist” on her show Monday, adding, “I’d never heard of this guy before — so how do you drum up votes [to become Bond]?”

In Wendy Williams’ defense – *watches flames of Hell lick desk* – Lainey Gossip already pointed out at the beginning of this Taylor Swift shit that even though Tom Hiddleston has been in three Marvel movies, he’s still only Internet famous, and not so much the real kind of famous where people actually know who the hell he is. So there’s that, and then there are Taylor Swift’s legs, which I’d gladly let choke me to death as a consolation prize for not getting to be Thor. Or any reason. I’m not picky.

“Your shirt is blue.”

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