Tom Cruise Needed Those Slaves To ‘Better Mankind’

February 11th, 2011 // 58 Comments

As more and more reports of The Church of Scientology engaging in slave labor come out, not to mention hilarious rubbing anecdotes, a former member has come forward with his experience building luxury vehicles for Tom Cruise after being told it was for “the betterment of mankind.” RadarOnline reports:

Brosseau, the former brother-in-law of church leader David Miscavige, said he spent six months and “2000 man-hours” creating a limousine “like no other ever built”.
“The truth is that DM (Miscavige) had Sea Org staff spent thousands of hours doing personal projects for Tom Cruise while being paid $50.00 per week as their salary,” Brosseau wrote, in the dossier.
“Fortunately, I took a lot of photos of things I worked on over the years.”
The images show Sea Org staffing doing electrical modifications under the dash, expensive leather, wool carpet, a metal contraption which served as a mount for Suri’s baby seat, hand-made aluminum “TC” badged treads and a ballistic proof fiberglass roof panel.
What’s more, a huge eucalyptus tree cut down from the church’s International Base was used to create “fancy woodwork” inside the limo.
“The burl was very unique,” Brosseau said.
“Tom loved it as it had come from a tree at the International Base, where he (Cruise) had achieved the state of Clear in the early 90’s. DM (Miscaviage) let him know that it was a special piece of wood from the International Base and Tom raved about it.”

And of course that anecdote involved Tom Cruise raving about wood which appropriately transitions us to another little project provided for him by America’s deep love of blindly believing supernatural bullshit and giving it all your money:

The church also gave Cruise ‘Silver Screen’ — a trailer-style bus — which was made for him using “slave labor,” according to Rathbun.
Cruise used the luxury vehicle as a base for lover Katie Holmes to begin her ‘Purification Rundown Program’, a controversial detoxification and introductory program developed by Scientology’s founder L. Ron Hubbard.

I honestly hope Katie Holmes has a non-Scientologist lawyer who was present when she brokered the deal to be Tom Cruise’s wife because, Jesus, talk about the perfect scam.

CoS LAWYER: So, we’ll pay you $50 million after five years, but first step into this brainwashing mobile where we’ll erase your entire personality and pretty much any memories up until this point, including that money we just promised you.
KATIE: Okay!
TOM: *pops head in* Does she think I’m straight yet?
CoS LAWYER: One second. *flips switch*
KATIE: Why does everyone look like women now? What just happened?
TOM: BOO-YEAH.

Photos: Flynet, Splash News

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  1. bitingontinfoil

    PEDOBEAR approves of pics 1, 2 & 3 (a very unfortunate camera angle!)

  2. Anonymous

    Cuckoo, cuckoo!!

  3. s'up bitches

    Why no more kids? L. Ron’s sperm in the deep freeze must have went bad.

  4. RoboZombie

    And you don’t want to know what happens on SeaOrg trips! They have that little organization so that in International waters, the laws of the U.S. do not apply!
    Yeah, but hey, it’s no worse than Christianity!

    • Johnny Cage

      Lol, I love taking jabs at Christians too. They make such good scapegoats for the stupid things white people do. As well as acting as a temporary dart board for anything we might be mad at.

      But be wary about jabbing at Jews because you’ll end up like Gibson. As for the Muslims, well it’s ok but just be sure you don’t live in a tall building.

      • Anonymous

        Maybe no worse than *some* Christian cults – but the mainstream denominations of Christianity – Scientology is MUCH worse.

        For one – Christianity had the reformation – so if you want to be Christian but disagree with the teachings at your church – that’s fine. You can probably find another church if you like – even one’s who are fine with homosexuality, contraception, etc.

        There is NO forced “donations” (well “fixed fees” called donations) like in Scientology – you won’t be banned, nor told your eternity is at stake because you can’t come up with a few grand for the next “level”.

        You are told what Christians believe up front – no finding out your “reactive mind” (likened initially to your “subconscious”) is actually the collective confusion of parasitic alien souls.

        You can stay friends with people who are of different faiths or staunchly athiestic! They can even bag out Christianity repeatedly and you won’t have to “disconnect” from them (lest you have to pay many thousands to audit out all the “enturbulating” effects of their words).

        Christianity (and Judaism, Islam, etc) are totally compatible with science – some of the greatest Scientists and mathmaticians come from a background of faith – and it was the Church which initially established universities. Scientology on the other hand doesn’t even believe in a physical world (The “MEST” universe – “matter energy space and time” is another illusion caused by thetans – alien souls) – and is outright hostile to anything that conflicts with this worldview including MEDICINE.

        You can leave Christianity any time you want – nobody will hunt you down – harrass you – friends and family won’t be coerced into getting you “back on lines” – your secret confessionals won’t be sent to people to defame you.

        I can go on – but this is already getting very long…

    • me

      annonymous – you rock. thank you.

  5. Mike Walker

    Tom Fooz!

  6. Name one movie of his that has ever benefitted humanity. Other than Tropic Thunder, that is.

    • Richard McBeef

      Top Gun is the single driving impetus behind the repeal of DADT.

      • Bucky Barnes

        Really? I get the impression that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” should be the title of Tom’s autobiography.

    • More like “Why ask, You know”.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      A Few Good Men.

    • Johnny Cage

      The bigger question is why the actually hell you guys thought Tropic Thunder was a somewhat watchable movie!

      • Bucky Barnes

        The only Cruise movie I ever watched was The Color of Money. It was bloody awful. Around the same time I saw an interview with Tom claiming Scientology had cured his dyslexia, allowing him to be a handsome overpaid actor. Either one would have been enough to make me despise the cocksucker… With all due respect.

  7. Deacon Jones

    “This SHIRT just got a lot more RED”

  8. Bucky Barnes

    I was hoping for some pics of the custom built limo. Link below for anyone interested. Ideal vehicle for tooling around town with Tom.
    http://hotdoggerblog.com/wp-content/themes/hotdogger/downloads_images/OscarMayer_Wienermobile.jpg

  9. doesn’t xtianity expect us to be slaves to one another?

    • Jebus

      We’re all slaves to the Uber-Capitalist Overlords, religion is only there to keep the sheep distracted while we’re led to the slaughter. I don’t mind, I live to serve the Big Banks, Wall St. and their hand-picked straw-bosses in government. Praise the Overlords!

      • Johnny Cage

        lol at “Uber Capitalist Overlords”. I remember when the Uber-Communist Overlords, circa the early 1900s to recent times, went to ban religion. Anyone caught worshiping anything other than the state were promptly dealt with. That included Christians, Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, and a few other religions based around meditation.

        But then again things like Freemasonry, Secret Orders, Militant Atheism, Nihilism, Scientology, and Domination by Banking must be the fault of that old Christian guy passing out flyers at the train station, amirite?

    • me

      There are two comandments in the New Testament 1. Love your brethern (even the ones you hate). 2. Accept that Christ is the Messiah. That’s it. Not too shabby for being “enslaved”.

  10. Gary B

    If the church of scientology totally collapses, both Tommy Cruise and John Travolta are so far gone in the church that with out LRON’s “tech” they will probably give themselves shotgun mouthwash.

    This is why I gave 30 to JR “BOB” DOBBS.

  11. Scruffy Roughy

    Ford Executives taking notice? That’s what you call a few good men…

  12. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    Average Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she ever NOT look like she spends most of her time cowering on the kitchen floor, crying “Ok, I won’t wear heels anymore, I swear!” *sob*

  13. babooda

    I’d like to rebutt some of these comments so here goes:
    It isn’t a hooker coat!

  14. Jennyjenjen

    Sigh… TCLTC

  15. $cientology: not only do you get to brainwash your wife but you get slaves as well.

  16. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    raccoons, one wears one and the other has a hairstyle like one

  17. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    lemon
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture makes any jokes too easy.

  18. cruisyblow

    What a dickwad. Only a total asswipe would be proud to topple a large tree for his poser-ass limo. He sucks ass.

    • me

      yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing when I read all that. Makes me wonder what his asshat is constructed from.

  19. Lady Blah Blah

    I’d love to drain his sac.

    By making an incision in it.

  20. SeaOrg exists solely to supply Tom with seamen.

  21. jojo

    Tom hasn’t met a burl he didn’t find unique.

  22. Peri

    Did you see his gut, boy, has he gotten fat.

  23. Tisha

    Dumber defending the dumb…am I not surprised. Lol. get in the gym and do what you have to do. here’s a list of ab workouts for women you can start with

  24. Fuckjudger

    He looks amazingly good for his age.

    I’ll have to start getting sucked off by little kids too.

  25. david bragg

    Tom Cruise is a joke, not a funny joke, not a short guy joke, not a gay joke, or a scientology is rediculously stupid joke, but a a human being being taken seriously as sane and not in custody as a danger to the rest of the normal poplus kind of joke.

  26. wim

    but do not panic now, folks.
    HE IS STILL THE *SSHOLE AS USUAL.

  27. Gary B

    The Co$ makes islamic terrorist fundamentalism soom good in comparison. All they do is have terror attacks and suicide bombers. They still are not as batshit insane as Scientology.

  28. Wai Long Peen

    Nice chinchilla coat on Daddy’s Little Hooker.

  29. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    man boobs?
    is he puffy in the middle?

  30. st alphonso

    whens someone going to take the hint and start firebombing CoS? i mean really, it makes goebbels looks like a freakin’ saint compared to David Miscengenage and l ron hoover. those fuckers is some real honest-to-god war criminals.

  31. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    Dballs
    Commented on this photo:

    The closest a woman has ever come to his penis.

  32. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    the2ndsuitor
    Commented on this photo:

    So how many “Thetans” does his daughter get for blowing him?

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