As more and more reports of The Church of Scientology engaging in slave labor come out, not to mention hilarious rubbing anecdotes, a former member has come forward with his experience building luxury vehicles for Tom Cruise after being told it was for “the betterment of mankind.” RadarOnline reports:
Brosseau, the former brother-in-law of church leader David Miscavige, said he spent six months and “2000 man-hours” creating a limousine “like no other ever built”.
“The truth is that DM (Miscavige) had Sea Org staff spent thousands of hours doing personal projects for Tom Cruise while being paid $50.00 per week as their salary,” Brosseau wrote, in the dossier.
“Fortunately, I took a lot of photos of things I worked on over the years.”
The images show Sea Org staffing doing electrical modifications under the dash, expensive leather, wool carpet, a metal contraption which served as a mount for Suri’s baby seat, hand-made aluminum “TC” badged treads and a ballistic proof fiberglass roof panel.
What’s more, a huge eucalyptus tree cut down from the church’s International Base was used to create “fancy woodwork” inside the limo.
“The burl was very unique,” Brosseau said.
“Tom loved it as it had come from a tree at the International Base, where he (Cruise) had achieved the state of Clear in the early 90’s. DM (Miscaviage) let him know that it was a special piece of wood from the International Base and Tom raved about it.”
And of course that anecdote involved Tom Cruise raving about wood which appropriately transitions us to another little project provided for him by America’s deep love of blindly believing supernatural bullshit and giving it all your money:
The church also gave Cruise ‘Silver Screen’ — a trailer-style bus — which was made for him using “slave labor,” according to Rathbun.
Cruise used the luxury vehicle as a base for lover Katie Holmes to begin her ‘Purification Rundown Program’, a controversial detoxification and introductory program developed by Scientology’s founder L. Ron Hubbard.
I honestly hope Katie Holmes has a non-Scientologist lawyer who was present when she brokered the deal to be Tom Cruise’s wife because, Jesus, talk about the perfect scam.
CoS LAWYER: So, we’ll pay you $50 million after five years, but first step into this brainwashing mobile where we’ll erase your entire personality and pretty much any memories up until this point, including that money we just promised you.
KATIE: Okay!
TOM: *pops head in* Does she think I’m straight yet?
CoS LAWYER: One second. *flips switch*
KATIE: Why does everyone look like women now? What just happened?
TOM: BOO-YEAH.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
bitingontinfoil | February 11, 2011 at 1:02 pm
PEDOBEAR approves of pics 1, 2 & 3 (a very unfortunate camera angle!)
s'up bitches | February 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm
You sick fucker. I think I love you.
i_piss_excellence | February 11, 2011 at 2:17 pm
@ GravyLeg
And the midget hooker fur coat isn’t helping. LOL
GravyLeg | February 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Yes they are… And the midget hooker fur coat isn’t helping…
Mortimer Duke | February 11, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Holy shit. I was thinking the same thing. Like hes forcing her into some life scarring activity, which will turn her into a crackhead like Tatum O’Neal.
Bucky Barnes | February 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Apparently the English translation of “Suri” is “Tomboy.”
brian | February 11, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Oh good I’n not the only one with a sick mind
Anonymous | February 11, 2011 at 1:04 pm
Cuckoo, cuckoo!!
s'up bitches | February 11, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Why no more kids? L. Ron’s sperm in the deep freeze must have went bad.
Bucky Barnes | February 11, 2011 at 4:27 pm
It didn’t go bad, Tom “mistakenly” thought it was a popcicle.
RoboZombie | February 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm
And you don’t want to know what happens on SeaOrg trips! They have that little organization so that in International waters, the laws of the U.S. do not apply!
Yeah, but hey, it’s no worse than Christianity!
Johnny Cage | February 11, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Lol, I love taking jabs at Christians too. They make such good scapegoats for the stupid things white people do. As well as acting as a temporary dart board for anything we might be mad at.
But be wary about jabbing at Jews because you’ll end up like Gibson. As for the Muslims, well it’s ok but just be sure you don’t live in a tall building.
Anonymous | February 11, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Maybe no worse than *some* Christian cults – but the mainstream denominations of Christianity – Scientology is MUCH worse.
For one – Christianity had the reformation – so if you want to be Christian but disagree with the teachings at your church – that’s fine. You can probably find another church if you like – even one’s who are fine with homosexuality, contraception, etc.
There is NO forced “donations” (well “fixed fees” called donations) like in Scientology – you won’t be banned, nor told your eternity is at stake because you can’t come up with a few grand for the next “level”.
You are told what Christians believe up front – no finding out your “reactive mind” (likened initially to your “subconscious”) is actually the collective confusion of parasitic alien souls.
You can stay friends with people who are of different faiths or staunchly athiestic! They can even bag out Christianity repeatedly and you won’t have to “disconnect” from them (lest you have to pay many thousands to audit out all the “enturbulating” effects of their words).
Christianity (and Judaism, Islam, etc) are totally compatible with science – some of the greatest Scientists and mathmaticians come from a background of faith – and it was the Church which initially established universities. Scientology on the other hand doesn’t even believe in a physical world (The “MEST” universe – “matter energy space and time” is another illusion caused by thetans – alien souls) – and is outright hostile to anything that conflicts with this worldview including MEDICINE.
You can leave Christianity any time you want – nobody will hunt you down – harrass you – friends and family won’t be coerced into getting you “back on lines” – your secret confessionals won’t be sent to people to defame you.
I can go on – but this is already getting very long…
me | February 11, 2011 at 10:57 pm
annonymous – you rock. thank you.
Mike Walker | February 11, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Tom Fooz!
stinky mcpoop | February 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Name one movie of his that has ever benefitted humanity. Other than Tropic Thunder, that is.
Richard McBeef | February 11, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Top Gun is the single driving impetus behind the repeal of DADT.
Bucky Barnes | February 11, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Really? I get the impression that “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” should be the title of Tom’s autobiography.
GravyLeg | February 11, 2011 at 3:27 pm
More like “Why ask, You know”.
Lady Blah Blah | February 11, 2011 at 4:26 pm
A Few Good Men.
Johnny Cage | February 11, 2011 at 7:23 pm
The bigger question is why the actually hell you guys thought Tropic Thunder was a somewhat watchable movie!
Bucky Barnes | February 11, 2011 at 7:51 pm
The only Cruise movie I ever watched was The Color of Money. It was bloody awful. Around the same time I saw an interview with Tom claiming Scientology had cured his dyslexia, allowing him to be a handsome overpaid actor. Either one would have been enough to make me despise the cocksucker… With all due respect.
Deacon Jones | February 11, 2011 at 1:54 pm
“This SHIRT just got a lot more RED”
Bucky Barnes | February 11, 2011 at 1:56 pm
I was hoping for some pics of the custom built limo. Link below for anyone interested. Ideal vehicle for tooling around town with Tom.
http://hotdoggerblog.com/wp-content/themes/hotdogger/downloads_images/OscarMayer_Wienermobile.jpg
DannyBoy | February 11, 2011 at 8:11 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah, this may be the single funnies thing I have ever seen on this website. And that IS saying something.
me | February 11, 2011 at 10:59 pm
lol
dudeatdudedotdude | February 11, 2011 at 2:17 pm
doesn’t xtianity expect us to be slaves to one another?
Jebus | February 11, 2011 at 2:33 pm
We’re all slaves to the Uber-Capitalist Overlords, religion is only there to keep the sheep distracted while we’re led to the slaughter. I don’t mind, I live to serve the Big Banks, Wall St. and their hand-picked straw-bosses in government. Praise the Overlords!
Johnny Cage | February 12, 2011 at 12:19 am
lol at “Uber Capitalist Overlords”. I remember when the Uber-Communist Overlords, circa the early 1900s to recent times, went to ban religion. Anyone caught worshiping anything other than the state were promptly dealt with. That included Christians, Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, and a few other religions based around meditation.
But then again things like Freemasonry, Secret Orders, Militant Atheism, Nihilism, Scientology, and Domination by Banking must be the fault of that old Christian guy passing out flyers at the train station, amirite?
me | February 11, 2011 at 11:05 pm
There are two comandments in the New Testament 1. Love your brethern (even the ones you hate). 2. Accept that Christ is the Messiah. That’s it. Not too shabby for being “enslaved”.
Gary B | February 11, 2011 at 2:22 pm
If the church of scientology totally collapses, both Tommy Cruise and John Travolta are so far gone in the church that with out LRON’s “tech” they will probably give themselves shotgun mouthwash.
This is why I gave 30 to JR “BOB” DOBBS.
Scruffy Roughy | February 11, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Ford Executives taking notice? That’s what you call a few good men…
Bucky Barnes | February 11, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Tom’s slogan is, “Hard men are good to find.”
babooda | February 11, 2011 at 3:21 pm
I’d like to rebutt some of these comments so here goes:
It isn’t a hooker coat!
Jennyjenjen | February 11, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Sigh… TCLTC
GravyLeg | February 11, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Indeed….. indeed.
Jennyjenjen | February 12, 2011 at 3:12 am
… And so it shall come to pass…
Lightdragon | February 11, 2011 at 3:28 pm
$cientology: not only do you get to brainwash your wife but you get slaves as well.
cruisyblow | February 11, 2011 at 4:11 pm
What a dickwad. Only a total asswipe would be proud to topple a large tree for his poser-ass limo. He sucks ass.
me | February 11, 2011 at 11:01 pm
yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing when I read all that. Makes me wonder what his asshat is constructed from.
Lady Blah Blah | February 11, 2011 at 4:25 pm
I’d love to drain his sac.
By making an incision in it.
GravyLeg | February 11, 2011 at 4:53 pm
SeaOrg exists solely to supply Tom with seamen.
Jovy | February 14, 2011 at 4:20 am
LMAO
jojo | February 11, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Tom hasn’t met a burl he didn’t find unique.
Peri | February 11, 2011 at 8:42 pm
Did you see his gut, boy, has he gotten fat.
Tisha | February 11, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Dumber defending the dumb…am I not surprised. Lol. get in the gym and do what you have to do. here’s a list of ab workouts for women you can start with
Fuckjudger | February 11, 2011 at 11:00 pm
He looks amazingly good for his age.
I’ll have to start getting sucked off by little kids too.
david bragg | February 12, 2011 at 12:03 am
Tom Cruise is a joke, not a funny joke, not a short guy joke, not a gay joke, or a scientology is rediculously stupid joke, but a a human being being taken seriously as sane and not in custody as a danger to the rest of the normal poplus kind of joke.
wim | February 12, 2011 at 12:44 am
but do not panic now, folks.
HE IS STILL THE *SSHOLE AS USUAL.
Gary B | February 12, 2011 at 10:26 am
The Co$ makes islamic terrorist fundamentalism soom good in comparison. All they do is have terror attacks and suicide bombers. They still are not as batshit insane as Scientology.
Wai Long Peen | February 12, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Nice chinchilla coat on Daddy’s Little Hooker.
st alphonso | February 13, 2011 at 4:13 pm
whens someone going to take the hint and start firebombing CoS? i mean really, it makes goebbels looks like a freakin’ saint compared to David Miscengenage and l ron hoover. those fuckers is some real honest-to-god war criminals.