Tom Brady is an Incredible Dancer
“I said, ‘I like my ‘jitos in a soda cup!’ Is this humidity making my hair look bad?”
If you haven’t seen it by now, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was caught on camera dancing during Carnival yesterday while watching Gisele Bundchen ride by on a float. Now, I’m not going to criticize the man’s skills because I’m white and have exactly one move where I pretend I’m humping a really tall giraffe, but I don’t see how anyone can sack him again without getting a phone call from the Matthew Shepard Foundation. There’s no way that’s not a hate crime.