“I said, ‘I like my ‘jitos in a soda cup!’ Is this humidity making my hair look bad?”
If you haven’t seen it by now, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was caught on camera dancing during Carnival yesterday while watching Gisele Bundchen ride by on a float. Now, I’m not going to criticize the man’s skills because I’m white and have exactly one move where I pretend I’m humping a really tall giraffe, but I don’t see how anyone can sack him again without getting a phone call from the Matthew Shepard Foundation. There’s no way that’s not a hate crime.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
raise ur hands up high if you dance gay. good point. and rip matthew shepard
They should change it from “Patriots” to “Princesses”. You go Gurl!
It’s not like he was trying to dance he was just sort of bopping around to the music while in a crowd.
If you want to make fun of something make fun of his retard style clapping, his stupid hair or his gay voice
Now I understand why he likes to spend so much time under center and not in the shotgun.
After watching this, I like bernard pollard even more. *football junkies know what I’m talking about*
Where’s the other 2 hanson brothers?
uuummm he’s at Carnival in Brazil making out with Giselle his model girlfriend….he wins
Did you not see the post and pic of Gisele yesterday? Not to sure he is winning. Being at Carnival in Brazil is nice, but Giselle not so much.
“Being at Carnival in Brazil is nice, but Giselle not so much.”
Exactly!!! She makes headlines, sure, but she’s not really likeable. Always sounding like she needs to get over herself. And there are lots and lots of women in Brazil who are waaaay prettier than she is, I’ll tell you that. She’s not really that popular in Brazil as one might think.
The Mummy 4: Tom Brady Necrophilia
This absolutely explains why Giselle now has the body of a 14 year old boy! Brady plays for the “other” team!
Well, he’s wearing a shirt that says ‘Oral’..
Cut him some slack. Maybe his bikini wax was still stinging.
Ahhahaha! Woo, that made my day.
Cougar Barbie
She’s really looking forward to that juice box.
She’s so dreamy.
King Zarkon combined the DNA of Celine Dion and Cher into one horrible, glittery RoBeast. Only Tom Brady’s flaming sword can end this madness…”And I’ll give the head!”
Tom Brady says: “You think my hair looks fruity? Check this out.”
Makes out with supermodel wife in front of cameras.
Tom Brady says: “Fuck all y’all.”
Well, at least we know he is not gay, and with that hair there was some doubt.
Jesus she didn’t just hit the wall, she went through the station like Silver Streak~
Little Lord Fauntleroy cannot resist those latin beats.
I read that as “latin beads” and my head immediately conjured an image of Giselle ramming a string of anal beads up Tom’s ass.
Lucky guy.
Nasty
Oh Waldo…Sweet, sweet Waldo.
If you asked me ten years ago if a woman could turn the MVP of the Superbowl into a gay dancing machine, I would have said it could never happen. From this day forward, I vow that I will never say never.
yama hama
I’m a Jets fan and I hate Mrs. Bundchen as much as the next guy, but to be fair the guy did recently have surgery on his broken foot. If you look closely at the video you’ll see the black walking boot on his right foot.
I defend him only because I too am afflicted with white man’s dancing disease.
I don’t like Hillary Swank’s new haircut.
He looks like a neanderthal lesbian.
It’s a proven, scientific fact that the gay gene actually INCREASES one’s ability to dance, so long as one is a male. Trust me, I know; I talked about it to men in lab coats and beakers and really nice hair.
Those weren’t beakers.
It’s a proven, scientific fact that the gay gene actually INCREASES one’s ability to dance, so long as one is a male. Trust me, I know; I talked about it to men in lab coats with beakers and really nice hair.
What? Just because we know Brazilian men dancing are gay? What the fuck
The “B” stands for Brady.
The “Oral” is what he likes to give… to dudes.
He really sucks!!!
Her best angle
His hair looks nasty and greasy.
Not only a dancer; Brady is now the pretty one in the relationship.
He looks like this really tall girl that was in my 8th grade class.
i know who i am voting for in the next season of dancing with the stars.
if that’s gisele, she looks like a tranny
Is he really wearing an Oral B shirt??? LMFAO!
She’s wearing Pantene and he’s wearing Oral B. Are they short on cash or something to be whoring themselves out like that?
I want to say gay men dance better than that, but then that practiced dick-sucking face begs to differ.
……………….a lunatic and *sskisser too.
Sweet ponytail! It is sooooo pretty!
HE
HAS
A
DOUBLE COMB-OVER!!
HE IS NOT TRICKING ME!!
RECEDING HAIRLINE…HE WISHES. HE IS BALD SIDE TO SIDE. DONALD TRUMP WANNA BE DUMB-ASS.
Yes because a 6’5 250 lb quarterback is so womanly.