I wear black diamonds instead of regular ones because I’m not flashy,just flossssy.”
- Justin Bieber in his now-controversial interview for Rolling Stone.
love this fucking guy! Go to hell Americans you fat lazy murdering assholes!!
I don’t plan on going to hell for things I’m not or didn’t do. Much love troll. =)
lol…brave anon troll thinks he/she is effective.
Canada is really just the USA in every way, minus the hate, violence and multi trillion $ debt. Americans know that, they long for similar, can’t have it, the result: More hatin on the great white north. Crazy neighbour, what can ya do eh.
What are you talking about? He’s an embarrassment to any self-respecting Canadian.
Ha ha! Ça, je comprend, tabarnac!
A Fat Yank banged your mom.
Flosssy? Huh? Is that what Canadians call “flashy,” sort of like they call wool hats “tukes?”
I have no idea why Fish has the need to constantly bring that he’s Canadian. My guess is he really has nothing else to go off. I’ve personally never heard of the word flossy.
And it’s actually toque or tuque lol
I knew you were a Canuck the minute I saw your posts. What does that tell you?
That you’re a racist?
Canadian isnt a race.
Racist, prejudiced – to-may-to, to-mah-to.
toque, toque, toque….the greatest Canadian word! I love it, it unifies us as a country. I don’t care if you drink screech, or have poutine on the table every night, you may sit down to eat a juicy alberta steak or sup on kokanee salmon, but all across this great land, no matter if you are an octogenarian or a tow headed toddler, if you feel a chill and wish to keep your precious heat from escaping your pate, you put on a toque! There simply is no other word for it…”Wool Hat” is just sad :(
Flossy is a real word. Google it.
Oh and I think Fish keeps on bringing up the fact that Bieber is Canadian because, oh, I don’t know… maybe Bieber talked about the glories of being Canadian? How America is evil and how Canada is the best country in the world?
2pac used flossing, flossy back in the early 90’s, its not a new saying…
WTF, Canada is a bunch of trees to the north of US, that is why they call us evil.
Oh, I suspect Fish keeps bringing it up because it generates hits, which is how he gets paid. Fat chicks and Canadians are his bread and butter :)
Looks a lot like Levi Johnston
Silvio would Bunga Bieber. Leave Justin ALONE!
I realize he’s only 16, but he seems like the most immature 16 year old I’ve ever seen. the real world is gonna eat him alive.
He essentially left home/school at age what, 14? To go to California to hang out and speak into a microphone while Usher autotunes him and rakes in the profits off idiot 10-14 year old girls.
You actually expected him to be intelligent and/or mature?
I have no expectations OF him at all. I expect to see his multiple trips to rehab well documented on the pages of TheSuperficial.com though.
You suck so bad and as usual try much too hard.
This won’t be the last time we see a pair of hairy testicles resting on Justin’s chin.
ah too good…
Why’s that, you have plans with him later?
Comment of the week.
thank god im atheist, this would probably really piss me off
why would you thank God if you’re atheist? hahhhhhhhh idiot.
Hahahahaha this reply is awesome.
Simple jokes r too simple for simpletons? Then theres no hope
I personally thank Satan. He helps me more : )
The fact these morons are calling you a moron makes your post even funnier. So there’s hope.
Oh, yeah! Perfect.
LMFAO!! He looks like a fuzzy Jesus lol.
A fuzzy wuzzy Jezuzy hug-gah muffin! Why r my jammies wet?
Why is Rolling Stone even interviewing him in the first place?
Because it’s really, really funny.
Because they need to sell magazines.
Tweens have money, or at least access to it. So we get Bieber looking so very douchbaggyish on the cover, spouting his airhead social observations inside.
why wouldn’t rolling stone be interviewing him? apparently you haven’t opened up that magazine since john and yoko were on the cover. it’s basically mtv in print form.
B/c it’s a music based magazine and he’s one of the most popular acts in music? Like him or not, he makes money.
I guess they interview people who have nothing to do with music too. Like that Army General a months ago.
Rolling Stone has never made apologies about two things: 1) Reporting on anything in musical pop culture 2) Being a lefty magazine. But at least you know where they stand.
I don’t like all of their articles, but they are always well written and researched. Still miss Hunter and Kurt Loder being in there though. Their shit always made my day. Kurt Loder is probably only second to Roger Ebert as a movie critic. Nails it every time.
hu huh hu huh uu hhh huuhh
you said loder
Nice pic… Guess I am headed to Mel Gibson’s house to borrow some nails and a hammer.
Remember to make him carry the cross! That is very important for our salvation. He is taking our sins upon himself, after all.
Only Bieber can atone for mankind’s use of Autotune….
Now he really does look like a lesbian.
a super hot I don’t give a fuck about my facial hair dyke. Rock on Justin Jesus!
Up in Northampton, Mass. they say the difference between a Hippo and a lesbian is about 50 pounds and a flannel shirt.
Fuck this kid.
right in her hillary swank looking vagina.
Cash – It’s Toques not Tukes – googling that shit beforehand will make you look smarter.
Touché – Thanks for making me laugh over breakfast.
For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!
YES! Thank you! Lynch’s Dune reference FTW.
You have to say it in that creepy Alia voice!
And from atop the summit he proclaimed, “Flossssy, eh?”
How about Juses Beast. That way, you got a little of the holy, and a pinch of the beast of hell this little shit head had to sign with in blood to meld his fame. Win Win! P.S. Watch those testicles JB. Lucifer doesn’t want to lose his cash golden calf just yet…
Im a little bit hesitant about this Bieber/Jesus thing, because I know any one with superpowers always end up in a small town, USA liked Kansas and such…Not Freaking Canada.
Rolling Stone interviewer: “So, what’s your favorite part of the New Testament?”
Bieber: “That part where Jesus hit the cop in the whang with a water balloon and was all like, ‘Dude, I baptize thee,’ and the guy was like, ‘But it looks like I pissed my pants,’ and Jesus told him, ‘I know, THAT’S the funny part!'”
I am going to fuck that little queen in the ass when he turns 18.
Well, as long as he’s 18, I guess it’s not creepy at all.
One question: Tell me again why Fish is posting pictures of the Bearded Lady from Ringling Bros.,please?
I sign up for the internet to masturbate and this is what I get.
kinda looks like a bearded Sandra Bullock. go ahead and smoke that skinwagon
You jerk! I just snorted coffee all over my monitor!
That was hilarious… well played! :)
not improbable is Justin Beiber as the messiah. completely WITHOUT the realm of feasibility is his growing a full beard, however.
some idiot in the states let him get popular, as a representative of all of canada i make like pontius pilate and wash my hands of this little shit.
he’s your problem not mine.
not to mention that overall Canadians don’t really care about jesus and the ones that do generally keep it to themselves. we have actual separation of church and state here.
kid’s a fucking moron and will clearly be confused as hell when he realizes our health care system covers those imaginary abortions he doesn’t believe in. here’s hoping he flames out soon and takes Usher with him.
Bullshit, Americans are still wondering why the actual fuck this little cunt is popular. I have yet to meet a single person who says they buy Justin Bieber’s Cds.
Next time we throw a bottle at him, it’ll be a Molotov.
And go easy on the blasphemy Fish.
jb is my hero!!! LOVE HIM!!
in less than 10 years this kid will explode like a neutron bomb full of liquor, drugs and pussy
pussy, really? more like a bucket of cocks.
“The Werewolf In London” is back!!
Jesus was an American.
Unlikely he’d come back as a Canadian/
i don’t make fun of this kid. He will get as much pussy as any man can handle. I’m sure he’s already been elbow-deep in some high-class vajayjay
Sooooo….can we count on the Jews to crucify this one too?
Love it or leave it motherfucker!
(…and by that, I mean Selena Gomez’s ass)
Justin Bieber has become an over-night sensation and a house-hold name. Thousands of young girls scream and reach for him as he gazes lovingly into their prepubescent eyes whilist singing, “baby, baby, baby ooooo”.
While this current obsession with the young pop-star may seem innocent and only slightly creepy, a recent discovery was made that could destroy his entire musical career; Justin Bieber, formerly known as Erica Beiber, is a lesbian.
Born in Parkwood Hospital in London Ontario on March 1, 1994, Erica Beiber was a healthy 7 pound newborn. She grew up in Stratford Ontario with her mother and kept little contact with her biological father, who remarried and had two other children. Growing up with a struggling single-parent, Erica used her music as an escape. Throughout her childhood, she had taught herself how to play the piano, drums, guitar, and trumpet.
When she was only eleven years old, Erica came out as a lesbian to her mother, and over the course of a year, she became the first openly gay student at Stratford Elementary School. With the exception of a few concerned teachers and the local Salvation Army, Erica’s new identity was welcomely received with little conflict..
By the age of 12, Erica had excelled in her musical abilities and won second place at her local talent show. Not only was she becoming a local sensation, but she also had a large and loyal following on YouTube, where she posted many videos of her performing cover songs of her favorite artists. While searching for videos of a different singer, Scooter Braun (a former marketing executive of So So Def) clicked on one of Bieber’s 2007 videos by accident, and loved what he saw — which was mistakenly a young boy. After learning that Erica was female, Scooter made her an offer difficult to refuse: Erica Bieber was going to become Justin Beiber, and Justin Beiber was going to be the next sensation.
Erica’s mother had originally disagreed to the notion, but changed her mind once Erica made it clear what she wanted. The female attention, fame, money, and of course the fact that millions of people would be listening to her music made the decision easy. The transformation involved a legal name-change and a new wardrobe, and tah-dah: a star was born.
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