Tina Fey Bailed On Lindsay Lohan’s ‘SNL’ Episode

March 6th, 2012 // 29 Comments

“Lindsay! Lindsay! I’ll give you five dollars if you drool on this picture of you drooling.”

Tina Fey wrote and cast Mean Girls, the film that essentially launched Lindsay Lohan into a super stardom where she just as quickly rocketed right back down into a pile of coke and dick because her parents are human shitbags who to this day continue to pimp every last dollar out of her freckles. So if anyone has the right to pull the always reliable, if not the only point of even having them, excuse of “My kids are sick,” it’s Tina Fey. NY Daily News reports:

Although one source familiar with the situation says the “30 Rock” creator declined Lohan’s personal invitation to witness her performance, Fey’s spokeswoman says, “Tina was committed to doing the monologue with Lindsay but both of her children got sick.”
“She was unable to participate as planned,” the rep adds.
An insider says Fey was well into a draft of an opener that would have featured her and Lohan but had to unexpectedly pull out of the broadcast.

Even more in Tina Fey’s defense, I don’t think anyone honestly expected Lindsay to show up, including herself, let alone somehow make it through the whole episode without stealing half the set. Then again, the SNL after-parties probably have an open bar and Dina’s pimp hand only gets harder when deprived of gin. “Like fucking cement. Now get out there and read those cue cards or I’ll knock the fire right out of your crotch. HYAHH!”

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Lux Joseph

    Who. Cares? It’s Tina Fey…

  2. Any Guy

    HAHAHAHA – the first pic is made entirely of AWESOME. SIGN THIS BITCH. hahaha. man I hope that’s not a photoshop.

  3. Cable Grains

    This is a sure sign that Lindsay Lohan is finished.

  4. Buddy the Elf

    to the dude with the blown up photo of Lohan cramming it into her face.

    • dooood

      you know that funny lookin dude at knicks games w the big blown up picture of his goofy lookin face?
      id woulda been funny if someone had her coked up passed out face blown up pic in the audience

  5. Nobody cares about Tina Fey anyway unless she’s pretending to be Sarah Palin. You all know it’s true.

  6. EricLr

    It’s a shame we got to miss the dual delusion of seeing one woman pretending she’s not a coke addict and another woman pretending to be a good comedy writer.

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  8. Concerning the big poster the dude is holding: is that Blohan in her coffin?

  9. El Jefe

    I thought Lindsay did fine with the material that she was given and she looked so much better with the red hair.
    She is a fine actress, it is the rest of her life that is completely fucked up.

  10. Eddie Baby

    Fey saw in person what a train wreck Lohan is now, and pulled the old my kids are sick (yeah like she is her kids sole caregiver and doesn’t have nannies on standby).

    • If I saw a train full of leaking radioactive waste and marginal brakes pulling into the station, I’d bail, too. But given the nanny factor, I’d just call in dead.

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    She doesn’t look bad here…of course she doesn’t exactly look GOOD here either, but hey. Going back to her natural hair color would work wonders for her. That and not sloring around Hollywood.

  12. C’mon, give Tina a break!!! She has to put up with Traci Morgan on the 30 Rock set. Why would she want to subject herself to LiBlow in her off-time?

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    why did she all of the sudden develop a double chin?

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    Mama Pinkus
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    she so desperately needs help

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  16. Overheard

    “Lindsay! LIndsay! Take my camera and burn it, I accidently got a shot of you leaving SNL studio! Please Lindsay burn my camera!”

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    Guy Lombardo
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    She just needs some plastic surgery and everything will be fine.

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    Nancy Drew
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    The guy that bought that pic of her along is my fucking hero.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Partying After SNL
    Nancy Drew
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    Busted face. Busted weave. Bitch looks beat.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Partying After SNL
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    hah. yeah, that’s awesome.

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    johnson jersey

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