Olivia Culpo Dumped Tim Tebow Because He Wouldn’t Stick It In

“I’m more manly than Tim Tebow? Me? Nick Jonas? Holy shit…”

Nick Jonas somehow managed to toss his purity ring out the window and have sex with Olivia Culpo’s vagina without turning into a pillar of salt, but apparently Tim Tebow isn’t willing to take that risk because she just dumped his ass for not spiking it in the end zone, as he’s known to do. NY Daily News reports:

The former Miss USA, who was first reported to be seeing Tebow in early October, has told friends that she can’t deal with the famously abstinent star’s nookie-less lifestyle.
“He was really into her,” a source close to the model told us, “he was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her.”
Alas, Culpo took a knee.
“She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it,” said our insider, “He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”

In case you haven’t seen Olivia Culpo naked, it looks like this. Olivia Culpo looks like this naked, and Tim Tebow still went, “Naw, Jesus might get mad.” That’s how a Planned Parenthood gets shot up. Someone has to say it.

olivia culpo naked

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