Tim Tebow Plays For The Patriots

Tom Brady’s going to need a bigger water slide. Via Deadspin:

New England is probably the perfect landing spot for Tebow, ESPN proximity notwithstanding. He won’t start a quarterback controversy. The Patriots are good enough, and the fans trust Bill Belichick enough, that no one will be calling for him to play 30 snaps a game. The team has enough big personalities that he won’t be surrounded every media availability. The franchise has its shit together to keep anonymous teammates from constantly leaking how bad he looks in practice.

“So, listen, this Jesus fellow you’re always talking to. What’s his stance on walking through walls and looking at other team’s playbooks?”
“The Lord can do anything, sir.”
“Good, good…”

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