The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria and Conan O’ Brien. Then they started working for Tila Tequila.
Thanks to being sucked into the vortex of an insane dwarf hellbent on splattering the world with its crazy like a monkey tossing its feces, but with less dignity, The Bodyguard Group was forced to issue a lengthy press release defending its credibility after Tila decided to name its employees as the father of her imaginary baby and continue to alert the paparazzi to her every move to stage embarrassing photo ops. This puppy reads as basically every thing you’ve ever suspected about Tila coupled with the non-surprising fact that these poor bastards went through war zones and still couldn’t tolerate her shit. How they didn’t eventually open fire will baffle me until the day I die.
The Bodyguard Group Official Press Release
For 43 years our Company The Bodyguard Group has never given an interview about any current or former client or written a letter such as in this instance, this is our first and ONLY press release, in fact 99% of our members work has NEVER been posted on our web site.
However, at this juncture we felt it necessary to set the record straight about our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments about us and the Hilton family and other Celebrities for the following reasons:
Tila has serious self medication & emotional problems that we pray that she can get professional treatment and help with. The Bodyguard Group has tried a brief intervention with her once but failed to get through to her.
As Combat Veterans we have seen our friends tragically die in combat before their time; Therefore we have a very high respect for life and for this reason we truly pray Tila can get help before it is too late.
Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided could we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.
When Tila told us she was broke and could not pay us, we gave her our services for free, we even arranged to take her to a high end jewelry & watch Pawn Shop so she could sell her extra rings and watches, to raise money for her family. We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.
She gave our company her word, no press, no paparazzi while we were there to give her a ride, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting for us when we walked out.
We do not ever accept being lied to by a client, even if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.
We were NEVER aware of Tila tweeting negative things about The Hiltons and other Celebrities, until yesterday, that is why we are releasing this information today.
The father of Tila’s baby
We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila’s baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.
As for what Tila said that we said about Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities:
The Hiltons have ALWAYS treated The Bodyguard Group members with 100% respect, every word Tila alleges that we have said about the Hilton’s is 100% FALSE, Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said negative things about Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities.
We have NEVER said anything negative about Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our group has ever protected, met or known period.
The fact is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O’ Brien and hundreds of other Celebrities we have had any contact with have ALL been OUTSTANDING supporters of the U.S. Combat Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are grateful for their support.
All of these celebrities and more have been kind enough to have taken photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and have always treated our U.S. Veteran members extremely well, We will never forget your acts of kindness towards our members and friends.
Solaera | February 4, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Well, there is a company MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/policebodyguard (could be fake) and it mentions what do you do with a crazy client and a press release. It doesn’t name names but it contains the same kind of misspellings and poor wording as the press release. Seems like a one man operation to me; the owner managing the website, the bodies and the damage control.
NewsCheck | February 4, 2010 at 7:51 pm
If I was someone hiring bodyguards on a regular basis, I would definitely not hire this company solely because of the content of this press release.
Horribly amateurish, vindictive, and confidentiality-breaching, it makes the entire company look like its run by imbeciles.
Unless its fake, which it kind of appears to be.
Richport's Ghost | February 4, 2010 at 7:56 pm
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Will someone please punch this damn gook in the face and *then* throw her under the bus?
POSITIVE URINE | February 4, 2010 at 7:57 pm
They’ve got a lot of balls bitching about Tila Tequila’s drug use, take a look at this steroid monkey on their website:
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If I was a detective looking to make a very easy bust that I could leverage into a drug ring, I’d just get a warrant to search Kyle’s house for anabolic steroids.
Really, Kyle. Get off the juice. Even your own mother doesn’t think you’re natural.
Yvette | February 4, 2010 at 8:16 pm
This is fake. No security company would release such an unprofessional press statement.
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Gene 23Ad III obviously regurgitated itself somewhere around the brain part. Gotta work on that. Dang thing looks like a twisted zipper.
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wow, what a classy organization — terrific letter. it’s too bad tila has no shame.
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Wasn’t she supposed to disappear from “Hollywood” and become some good ambassador to Vietnam or whatever country she’s originally from?
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Nice touch — casually adding “broke” to their PR statement.
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Doc Schweinstrudel | February 5, 2010 at 3:10 am
#56 I laughed my ass off!!!!
Anyways people! Since when is the correct spelling is the biggest virtue?
I find it condescending and elitistic that they are being mocked on. That’s not their job to spell, folks, they are to bodyguard – and they didn’t get paid for doing their job.
If you want correct spelling from Jewish people without anuses, just go read New Yorker, why are you on celebrity site?
Superficial: now you. Why do you post this person here? What is she famous for other than being an open hooker, like really? Is she some royalty, talented or exceptionally attractive for you to post pictures of her – an insult to all the other celebrities on this site.
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brian0523 | February 5, 2010 at 9:23 am
I hate this loony pie-face cuntassbitch. I can smell her chopsewey though the internet….blech.
pung | February 5, 2010 at 10:06 am
If a press release by “The Bodyguard Group” is poorly written, then that makes me believe it is authentic.
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Sean | February 5, 2010 at 12:08 pm
As someone who has worked in security/personal protection, I can tell you this is a huge. Companies and employees of those companies take privacy very seriously. Employees sign pages of confidentiality clauses never to reveal anything-ever. Tequilla must be the worst client ever.
The Bodyguard Group | February 5, 2010 at 2:17 pm
1st: we are a group of United States Veterans supporting other U.S. Veterans get job when they return from combat.
2nd: If you want to know who I am, take the time to check out our web site, you will see me, Tom, on the Tom, Director of Operations page. I am the one on the photos with Jon Voight, Sen. John McCain & the commanding General of the War in Iraq.
I am on Active Duty now and am a United States Army Front Line Combat Veteran, with 3 FULL Combat tours in Iraq. (My Complete BIO is on my page on our web site)
I have been with The Bodyguard Group for 21 years and my best friend in the U.S. Army is the Owner Kris, we deployed together and have worked side by side for 21 years.
Let’s talk about the person who built our web site and wrote the press release;
I will not release his name, as he is in the phone book and has a family with a very sick child, so I don’t want him getting a bunch of phone calls, but I will tell you about him.
He spent his first year back from Iraq in the hospital.
He has served in the Military his entire life, until on his last deployment he was so badly injured he lost one of his legs, he has spent the last 2 years having 8 different operations to repair the damage to his many parts of his body.
He has also spent the last 2 years learning how to walk again, on one damaged leg and without his other leg.
His daughter has cancer and he is already a single parent, as his wife passed away several years ago from a car accident.
This is the person you are attacking for his HORRIBLE PRESS RELEASE.
We are United States Combat Veterans trying to help other Veterans; we do not hide behind posts like these, too scare to give our real name & real contact info.
The sad thing is, some evil, uncaring, self absorbed people will attack this post as well, sad, very sad.
Is this what myself and my fellow Veterans fought for, NO, it is not, we fight for the man next to us in combat, we fight for those who support the troops, we fight for the ideal that you the people elect them and we carry out their orders, even if we do not believe in the war, we deploy as ordered, we are Soldiers.
FREEDOM IS NOT FREE, IT WAS PAID FOR WITH THE BLOOD OF U.S. SOLDIERS, They same people you have been attacking in your posts.
What have you done for your Country lately ?
Tom, U. S. Army Active Duty
Director of Operations
The Bodyguard Group
http://www.TheBodyguardgroup.com
get real | February 5, 2010 at 3:51 pm
So just because some one has served in the military and has been leading what sounds like a pretty shitty life, that means we should all bow down to his writing and website building skills?
The press release is still horribly written and the website still looks like it was made by a 12 year old in the mid 90s. If anything, your poorly argued post just confirmed that the Bodyguard Group employs jingoistic dimwits.
All Women Stalker | February 5, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Oh wow, they posted a comment. FUN.
sdfsdfds | February 5, 2010 at 6:49 pm
There’s nothing wrong with the site (other than the pictures of celebrities…we get it, you’re celebrity body-guards). I like that it’s simple and has no annoying design features.
Burt | February 5, 2010 at 7:19 pm
#80,
You need to learn to read between the lines. The company is in the business of creating jobs for veterans in need, as is the webmaster.
get real | February 5, 2010 at 7:51 pm
#83 read between what lines? Their website sucks. Their press release sucks. It’s all fine and dandy if the guy behind these things has a heart of gold, but his skills are woefully lacking for these tasks and it’s asinine and unprofessional for the Bodyguard Group to get upset and attack people for being big meanies for pointing that out.
This guy may be a great soldier, dad, human being, Christian, whatever. But he’s not a good writer and he’s not a good webmaster.
Burt | February 5, 2010 at 11:14 pm
#84,
Nobody claims he’s a professional writer or webmaster. He clearly states it’s their first and only press release.
Since, it’s a small company, not a large corporation, I would be willing to bet the guy actually does clerical work for them. Running the website probably came with the responsibility to manage the company’s email account (the website itself is most likely of little relevance on a marketing standpoint because a small company such as this one relies on word of mouth to attract clients).
Alex S. | February 5, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Drama at its finest. A no-talent “don’t have a clue why we are talking about her” wannabe drug addict cons a group of alleged ex-military roid-freaks out of their services. Drug addict calls them names and they call her names. And we, the bored public froth at the mouth and waste our lives soaking up this shit, trying to verify the authenticity of a press release??? But hey, some of these posts made me laugh my ass off
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get real | February 6, 2010 at 12:36 am
#85 If the Bodyguard Group is happy with his service because he’s a nice guy and they don’t need fancy press releases or websites anyway, then that’s a-ok by me. Why wouldn’t it be? I couldn’t care less if a company I’ve no use for has a shitty website and shitty press releases.
HOWEVER, these idiots came onto the comments and criticized the people who were (justifiably) criticizing the website and the people (justifiably) wondering whether or not the poor press release was even real. The bottom line is that the website and press release both suck and no one deserves to be admonished by this asinine, unprofessional company for pointing it out.
What a bunch of assholes.
bitingontinfoil | February 6, 2010 at 1:48 am
“As a combat veteran”, I find this statement to be full of shit….
However, “As a combat veteran”, I don’t GIVE a shit.
But then again, I must state most emphatically that… “As a combat veteran” I am NOT the father…so sayeth Maury.
“As a combat veteran”, I thank you for your time.
Lastly…”As a wombat veterinarian I must ask you to put Tila down”
…whatever…fucking douchebags abound!!!!
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Oh please... | February 6, 2010 at 6:17 am
43. Bob – February 4, 2010 6:13 PM
“I obviously have no proof, but I do not doubt it to be faked based solely on the fact it’s poorly written…”
Sweetie they are bodyguards. What do you expect? James Arthur Baldwin or Ralph Waldo Emerson?
exactly | February 6, 2010 at 6:24 am
#85
Exactly. I see nothing wrong with a press release written by someone who ACTUALLY DOES THE WORK. It’s a refreshing change from the “speech writers” and professional PR people you see everywhere. If it was written by a professional, people on this site would be attacking the poor bastards for being “elitist.”
Perhaps this should be a lesson to Bodyguard group. They are not in the business of “helping” people cope with their emotional problems. I think THEY should, from now on, screen their clients before agreeing to work for them.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 6, 2010 at 10:50 am
You people suck. Your spelling is the only thing you can be proud of in your life, right?
#79 I would be happy to express my admiration in person ;-)
BC2DR Brand | February 6, 2010 at 12:04 pm
What do you expect from someone who got famous from Myspace? I mean, if you become famous because of attention, then that’s what she’s going to continue to go after…attention.
Burt | February 6, 2010 at 12:25 pm
“They are not in the business of “helping” people cope with their emotional problems.”
Actually, that’s probably a big part of the job when dealing with celebrities.
Burt | February 6, 2010 at 12:43 pm
PS. Think about it… Do most celebrities really need bodyguards? I’ve hung out with a couple of A-list movie stars in my days…Nobody chased us down the streets. Most people were too respectful or intimidated to approach them…or they just didn’t care.
exactly | February 6, 2010 at 4:54 pm
#96
I understand that the alot of the bodyguard thing is just for show or to push through crowds at night clubs but, in the statement the company stated that they worked for her “for free” because they “felt sorry for her” and they did so knowing her emotional instability. Perhaps they wanted to “help her” because they are good Christians but, they aren’t counselors or Pastors, they are bodyguards. Alot of this could have been avoided if they had seen her for what she is – trouble.
the real bodygurad grup | February 6, 2010 at 5:33 pm
i really surprised people are spending this much time hating on a nobody. and is no one doubting that the comment supposedly left by the bodyguard group is real? for all you know i could freaking say” im tim” from the bodyguard group. get a life people . seriously.
The Bodyguard Group | February 6, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Hi, my name is Kris I am the Owner of The Bodyguard Group
Thank you for your advice and comments, I hated the press release and the thing I hate more is my shitty f-ing web site, I tried to keep it simple for the people from 40 to 60 years of age, as these are the age groups that write me the most checks.
Big buttons, big font, easy to find what you want and big photos, as a photo is worth a thousand words.
I agree that everyone has the right to free speech and I am proud of the fact that I fought for your rights.
I hate the web site and only made it to increase business when I started getting more veterans requesting work, than the jobs I had available.
It breaks my f-ing heart every time I get an e-mail from a U.S. Combat Veteran asking me for a job, when they return from Combat & I have no job for them.
The Reserve Soldiers & Marines are the hardest hit, they return to NO JOB, NO GF, NO Wife, NO Dog, NO HOME, no nothing, the thanks they get for going to Combat is the neighbor F-ed his wife, stole his dog and sold his car.
I just re-did the web site front page please check it out and tell me what you think.
Please Pray for and support the men, women and families of the U.S. Armed Forces.
Kris, Owner & U.S. Veteran
The Bodyguard Group
http://www.TheBodyguardGroup.com
ONLY 1 BUSH is Good & It's NOT GW Bush | February 6, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I just viewed ur site, http://www.thebodyguardgroup.com
It is 1000% better, looks way more professional
I work for the Los Angeles Times newspaper as a photographer and have seen you guys on CNN, E news, TMZ, ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX & MSNBC, over the years and always thought you looked very pro, seeing you around the “A” list celebrities all these years I was shocked to C ya with a “Z” list celeb like Tila Tequila…….
Were you guys all just drunk or something that day or what? I mean seriously, if you are dropping your standards that low, my little sister has a b-day party coming up, can you protect the punch bowl for us?
It was cool you guys felt sorry for her, that shows you got a good heart, but you need to seriously be way more careful about who you protect, even if you are just volunteering your time, stick with the “A” list celebrity clients, like the ones on your web site.