Tila Tequila tries way too hard to prove she’s bisexual (Because she’s not)

June 3rd, 2008 // 76 Comments

Tila Tequila’s marketing bra was on overdrive during the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. One of the main criticisms of her show A Shot at Love was that, hey, guess what, Tila’s not really a bisexual. With her second season in progress, she’s working her face off to trick people into believing she swings both ways. At the Movie Awards Tila offered up her advice to lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, according to Us Magazine:

“I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine,” she told Usmagazine.com at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA Sunday.
Her advice for the clandestine couple?
“Just go all out with it!” she said. “If you’re going to do something, do it all out.”

And if that wasn’t enough. Tila then did a leprechaun bounce over to the Extra reporters and professed her love for Christina Ricci:

“I love Christina Ricci,” she reveals to Extra. “She’s really hot and I think she looks kind of odd like me…I fell in love with her when I saw Black Snake Moon. She was naked in that one. I kind of drooled over her naked scenes…”

You know who drools over Christina Ricci? Non-bisexuals. Holy crap, I rest my case. Once again, another decisive battle in the age-old struggle of science versus crazy non-lesbian elf stripper. Onward to victory!

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  1. Towelhead Obama

    You order egg roll?

  2. hmmm...

    i know 1000 girls that look like…nothing special…she does have some pretty feet though. i’ll give her that.

  3. tinasucks

    stupid ugly-ass asian hollywood troll with no talent, fake tits, big-ass head, movie screen forehead, worthless cunt. no wonder the rest of the world hates us.

  4. lulu

    HATE HER but fucking LOVE that DRESS!

  5. brian

    this woman is fucking ugly. i find her literally repulsive. oddly enough, i would do tatum oneal. i know its fucked up but tia t is fucking creepy looking, like a LAWN GNOME.

  6. Igottabemeeee

    Troll, elf, Mutant Ninja Turtle? It appears as though someone beat her in the face witha shovel when she was young. At least her parents recognized their error, but just didn’t have the heart to keep pounding. Weaklings. Sentiments like these is why our world is clogged with subpar genetics.

  7. kilngoddess

    I love the dress from the front, but what the heck is going on in the back with that big old brown strap? I thought maybe she was carring a purse on her shoulder……

  8. The resemblance is uncanny

  9. A mom

    #7 you are an ignorant asshole.If you want to make fun of people do not use a disability to do it

  10. Don't Badger My Lingo

    I’m stumped. I don’t quite know what to say…

    I must be crazy, pretty fucked up or else I’ve gone blind, cuz I think she’s a babe and I’d go down on her like an elevator, regardless of her store-bought retro-fit titties.

    You don’t like her…??? COOL! That just makes her a little better fantasy for the rest of us.

  11. not hot tranny

    #12
    GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! YOU THINK ANYONE CARES?
    best wishes for you and your family

  12. Tired of Fake Asians

    Ugh, so tired of fake asian women who make the rest of us asians look bad. Thien, go get some more surgery to fix that…head… of yours. Don’t know why you settled to get forehead implants, fake tits, and a nose job…it didn’t do you any good. And no, I’m not jealous of some aging troll-like skank trying to relive her early 20′s now that she’s had her 15 minutes of fame. Your time will be up soon Thien! No one cares how bisexual you claim to be! No one cares!

  13. NS

    Actually, I’m a bisexual female and I drool over Christina Ricci naked.

  14. Dorito Man

    Tila Tequila? What the hell kind of name is that? That’s about as believable a name as Englebert Humperdink. Or Smeagol Baggins.

  15. what?

    Oh come on. Asians are prettier than THAT.

  16. Roy

    She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.She is also on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “,there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on
    that site.

  17. erik

    too bad it’s “black snake MOAN” tila!!

    did she even really see the movie??

  18. ALYSSA83

    TILA isn’t all of that

    she’s ugly

    and she’s not bisexual either s

  19. ALYSSA83

    and she’s fake

  20. Ellie

    Christina Ricci is like 50x hotter than Tila, Tila (vomit) is like a weird asian stripper midget that doesn’t even have a hot body, I’d way do Christina Ricci over Tila….

  21. Ally

    so what if shes more open about her sexuality and her mind is more open than most peoples? if i see a hot guy or girl.. i spill the details to everyone… i dont see whats wrong here.

  22. She’s not ugly, yet she’s completely unattractive bordering on repulsive for the crackwhore aesthetics.
    And her boobjob’s ghastly.

  23. whatwhatok

    She should have stayed in filthy import modelling, instead of highlighting the part of the asian population that is classless and cheap.
    Having said that, I am Vietnamese, classy, attractive and from Canada. We don’t all want to be represented by her.

  24. whatwhatok

    She should have stayed in filthy import modelling, instead of highlighting the part of the asian population that is classless and cheap.
    Having said that, I am Vietnamese, classy, attractive and from Canada. We don’t all want to be represented by her.

  25. Sean

    Christina Ricci is not that hot to me nor is Tila, give me Jessica Alba and Biel anydays and I will smile! Both them girls are overrated though IMO bigtime, Tila and Ricci.

  26. She is beautiful girl!

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