Tila Tequila on Heidi Montag

Since such concepts as hypocrisy and reality escape her elven grasp, Tila Tequila decided to criticize Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery despite the fact if you painted Tila blue you could legally sell her as a Smurf action figure. RadarOnline reports:

“She’s gone overboard… Her whole relationship is fake, her whole show is fake, her whole marriage is fake, everything about her is fake. So now it just makes sense that her whole face is fake.”
Tila admits to her own plastic surgery, breast augmentation, but believes Heidi, 23, has gone too far.
“She’s sending out a really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad message to other young girls out there who might look up to her,” Tila told RadarOnline.com. “It’s telling these girls, ‘Don’t feel good about yourself, get as much plastic surgery as you can.'”

Tila Tequila’s concerned about young girls having positive role models? The Tila Tequila who highjacked a woman’s death for publicity and showed her tampon string to the entire Internet while trying to ruin Shawne Merriman’s career for kicks? That Tila Te- wait. Am I actually defending Heidi Montag? Fucking dammit! Get my butterfly net. We’re ending this thing.

NOTE: Kudos to Millions of Milkshakes for deciding to give Tila her own milkshake this week. Because who doesn’t want a tall, frosty glass of Banarama Ewok Snizz? (I don’t know what else they’ll call it.)

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