Since such concepts as hypocrisy and reality escape her elven grasp, Tila Tequila decided to criticize Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery despite the fact if you painted Tila blue you could legally sell her as a Smurf action figure. RadarOnline reports:
“She’s gone overboard… Her whole relationship is fake, her whole show is fake, her whole marriage is fake, everything about her is fake. So now it just makes sense that her whole face is fake.”
Tila admits to her own plastic surgery, breast augmentation, but believes Heidi, 23, has gone too far.
“She’s sending out a really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad message to other young girls out there who might look up to her,” Tila told RadarOnline.com. “It’s telling these girls, ‘Don’t feel good about yourself, get as much plastic surgery as you can.’”
Tila Tequila’s concerned about young girls having positive role models? The Tila Tequila who highjacked a woman’s death for publicity and showed her tampon string to the entire Internet while trying to ruin Shawne Merriman’s career for kicks? That Tila Te- wait. Am I actually defending Heidi Montag? Fucking dammit! Get my butterfly net. We’re ending this thing.
NOTE: Kudos to Millions of Milkshakes for deciding to give Tila her own milkshake this week. Because who doesn’t want a tall, frosty glass of Banarama Ewok Snizz? (I don’t know what else they’ll call it.)
First! | January 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm
First!
wtf | January 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm
This is like a piece if shit calling something else smelly…
Valerie | January 25, 2010 at 2:45 pm
What idiot girl looks up to Heidi Montag?!?!
yoyoyo | January 25, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I can’t stand both of those dumb whores. They should be thrown in to the octogon for a fight to the death. The winner gets a cyanide cocktail
sin | January 25, 2010 at 2:48 pm
They would go away if the retards who run this site would just stop putting them on here all the time.
Alex | January 25, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Herpes on Ice?
Taz | January 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Tila on Heidi in a grave
Richard McBeef | January 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Tila on Heidi on fire
Name (required): | January 25, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Wasn’t this nasty cunt supposed to disappear from “Hollywood” and become some fucking ambassador to Vietnam or whatever slant-eyed country she’s originally from?
QFT | January 25, 2010 at 3:27 pm
@ #3 -
“What idiot girl looks up to Heidi Montag?!?!”
Too right.
IKE | January 25, 2010 at 3:39 pm
ARE THOSE HER NIPPLES???
Damn! I’m fine with whatever she’s saying with those (actually, I got distracted and didn’t even read much past the title.). Sorry.
Robot | January 25, 2010 at 3:42 pm
You know if you read ANYTHING else but The Superficial like let’s say YAHOO(actual news not celebrity slander) then you would know that A LOT of young girls do in fact look up to Heidi.(Sad though it is) And i have to say i agree with Tila, Heidi is a plastic lifeless doll.
missywiss | January 25, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Somebody got a new publicist!!!!
First time EVER and probably the only time I would agree with “Tila Tequila”. However, she has a stupid FAKE name. Pretty sure Heidi’s name is at least a real name.
Vinnie the Chin. | January 25, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I guess the mourning period is over. Back to being Whorey McWhoresome.
Bob | January 25, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I just think she’s jealous that no young girls who can look up to her.
Because she’s short.
Get it?
superstar | January 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Tila, I love you now! :D
Brian0523 | January 25, 2010 at 5:02 pm
What Tila never mentions – is that she was born a man! Yeah baby!
That’s a hairymancunt between her legs!
Willie Dixon | January 25, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I thought Tila’s milkshake would be called “Swallow” and would be made of warm milk, whipped cream, with a split cherry on top served in a tall veiny glass with two scoops of chocolate ice cream at the bottom.
Paul Marco | January 25, 2010 at 5:56 pm
You left out the part of the article where Tila tells the interviewer, “Me so horny. Me love you long time…”
Vietconghooker McFaketits | January 25, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Another word Vietconghooker McFaketits doesn’t understand is DELUSIONAL. She’s got serious mental problems, yet she still keeps getting publicity by the idiot photogs. She should just off herself & get it over with…
Jen | January 25, 2010 at 6:12 pm
More proof that this chick is batshit insane. Yesterday she flipped the fuck out on Twitter after Kelly Osbourne made one comment about her being fake or something. It was great fun, she went at it for hours… It’s still on her blog I believe! (for some reason she was really proud of her going ‘SMELLY OSC*NT BUYS MCDONALDS LOL SHE SO FAT LOL’ in all caps for 20 tweets in a row.)
asdf | January 25, 2010 at 6:40 pm
i just want to hatefuck this bitch until nothing but cries of pain come out of her mouth.
god damn elf midget wide face.
Anemone | January 25, 2010 at 7:37 pm
And being a pornstar is a role-model for kids?
Oh Tila you make me laugh at your stupidity.
Pal | January 25, 2010 at 7:45 pm
The scary thing is that some people are stupid enough to eat her BS up.
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J | January 25, 2010 at 8:38 pm
If only Chuck Liddell or Stone Cold Steve Austin could be paid enough they could cuntpunch this dopey attention whore and shut her the fuck up.
hacksaw | January 25, 2010 at 8:59 pm
I would love to see Tila Tequila on Heidi Montag.
jklsemicolon | January 25, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Oh, asdf, I think she could take more than the 28 second you would last.
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Tila is cute, but she should really learn to STFU.
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jameson | January 26, 2010 at 12:06 am
any girl retarded enough to look up to heidi montag frankly deserves low self-esteem that requires tens of thousands of plastic surgery to look like a ridicu-titted automaton. hello? we need to be able to recognize them somehow, before they blade runner our asses.
Eliza | January 26, 2010 at 12:56 am
Most young girls are smart enough not to put these fake, hypocritical attention whores up as role models.
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like
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Andy | January 26, 2010 at 8:05 am
she is epitome of trash
ryan.l | January 26, 2010 at 9:27 am
the kettle calling the teapot black. we need smarter people in hollywood please.
RHONYC | January 26, 2010 at 9:45 am
‘fakery!’
cried the blond-haired asian chik
lol
vivalavictorina | January 26, 2010 at 10:53 am
People like her don’t get to call somebody else fake, even if it’s “Queen Fake” Heidi Montag. Look at yourseeelf!
faded | January 26, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Irony recognition FAIL
Leslie Howard | January 26, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Somebody tell Tila to gain some weight and stop looking like a lil boy. She needs to eat a pack of 12 Oscar weiners everyday this year.
hannah | January 27, 2010 at 2:13 am
Tila need to stop criticizing other people, she is no different from Heidi, she is hella fake, loveeeees attention and so confused over her sexuality. SHe doesnt know any better. talking about heidi not sending a good message to young girls? Girl please, Well I think she need to start look at her self in the mirror. Another fake cannot criticize another fake.
Sweet | January 27, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Tila sold her baby to the devil… the proof is in the ultrasound: http://bit.ly/az81MH
PostmortemG | January 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
OK folks, here´s the difference between these two ´ladies´, the only thing that matters: Heidi, despite being plastic and fake and whatnot, is still a woman i would hastily prop on my mouth and tongue into ecstacy until she blew her sweet load all over my face. She´s hotter than Tila – end of story. I don´t even want to think about Tila in a sexual manner. Eeeeewwwww.
Cindy | January 28, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Tila herself is fake and full of plastic surgery. I find her weird looking and extremely trashy.
Meredith | January 28, 2010 at 8:42 pm
I’m convinced Tila is a man. I mean look at her, she’s a she – man. Heidi a bad role model? This girl is a crazy slut!
jojo | February 1, 2010 at 12:13 am
I dislike all the celebusluts; i.e. paris, lindsay, heidi but I have this visceral hatred for this bitch. Using her so called wife’s death as another excuse to famewhore was too much for me. I really hope this broad goes away, She is a true cunt.
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ll Tila does is go on her twitter and bash people. She is a horrible example for women and humans everywhere! She is pushing her porn site and all her prostitution crap, she is a vile piece of crap! I wish she would go away to an island and stay there.